"I TOOK ONE AFTERNOON OFF, MARTIN! ONE SUNDAY for lunch with the girls!! and i come back here to find the microwave exploded with a half-cooked FORK inside it, andrea's covered from beak to feet in cake frosting, and maurice threw up alphabetti spaghetti on the cat because you let him TRY BEER?!?"

@jfug.bsky.social I’m finally on Bluesky