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Rick Havoc
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Unfunny, uninteresting, and unconcerned.
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Reading does a mind good. 📚
One fish, two fish, red fish, Donald Trump is a pedophile.
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Approval seeking "I'm actually leaving the house" selfie.
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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"They were here illegally from Turkey. They got what they deserved."
Stephen Miller with a cooked turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Don't fucking do this. They're jokes, people. I know you hate the guy. Jesus H.🙄
November 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Good morning. It's Thanksgiving. Yay.
November 27, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Old enough to remember when Betty White and Lorne Greene hosted the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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It killed him to smile.
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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The things we find in our phone when we can't sleep.
November 26, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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A holiday classic.🌲🌲
"Rusty, those Christmas lights don't hang themselves!" "Neither did Jeffery Epstein."
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Was it the one with the cover that got retracted?
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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☕️☕️
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Okay, done being a moron for the day. ✌️
Milk jug with expiry date of October 23, 1538. The caption is, "Excuse me while I put away King Henry VIII's fucking milk."
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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🙄🙄
Little known fact: Before the crowbar was invented, crows simply drank at home.
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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"KICK OUT THE JAMS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Okay, take two..

🎶🎶Girl's got rhythm, got that backseat rhythm..🎶🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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And there you have it.
Christopher Moltisanti: You ever feel like nothing good was ever going to happen to you? Paulie Walnuts: Yeah, and nothing did. So what?
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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"Whoa Black Betty, bam a lam!!"
The Pope rocking out.
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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Good morning.☕️✌️
Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Schrodinger: Nice.
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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By standing over him, Mamdani looks like the Alpha, don't you think?
Mamdani standing up next to a sitting traitor at the big desk.
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Pretty much.
Ruth from "Ozark" saying "I don't know shit about fuck."
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Too early?
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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This, is Bluesky.
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 AM