rick tuah
@rickerdoodle3000.bsky.social
I have eaten an entire car
Ghosting a toilet
July 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Ghosting a toilet
Spaghetti and feet balls
March 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Spaghetti and feet balls
Entering a committed and deeply loving relationship with a goose
February 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Entering a committed and deeply loving relationship with a goose
I’m in love with a bong
February 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’m in love with a bong
Playing bongos with my penis
February 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Playing bongos with my penis
Clogging a toilet with cigarettes
February 13, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Clogging a toilet with cigarettes
Those shitheads at papa johns dont know a pizza from a prolapsed asshole
February 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Those shitheads at papa johns dont know a pizza from a prolapsed asshole
Anyone else thinking about pubes rn?
December 5, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Anyone else thinking about pubes rn?
I just discovered my ballsack
December 5, 2024 at 4:51 AM
I just discovered my ballsack
Freezing my semen into a brick and throwing it through my dad’s window
December 5, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Freezing my semen into a brick and throwing it through my dad’s window
Curious George Washington
November 20, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Curious George Washington
Back shots in a phone booth
November 19, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Back shots in a phone booth
Eating 300,000 cranberries
November 19, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Eating 300,000 cranberries
They should just call this place twitter lmao that would get everyone here immediately
November 19, 2024 at 7:03 PM
They should just call this place twitter lmao that would get everyone here immediately
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They should make a guy at mcdonalds called cheeseburger
August 6, 2023 at 3:33 AM
They should make a guy at mcdonalds called cheeseburger
Using a soda lid as a ketchup dish at mcdonalds and then killing myself
October 22, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Using a soda lid as a ketchup dish at mcdonalds and then killing myself
Friend Flintstone
October 22, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Friend Flintstone
Using a groupon on a first date to achieve maximum rizz
November 9, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Using a groupon on a first date to achieve maximum rizz
Just tried grilled walrus, it’s really bad
November 9, 2023 at 5:25 PM
Just tried grilled walrus, it’s really bad
Is there anyone on here yet
November 9, 2023 at 5:14 PM
Is there anyone on here yet
If i was on the bachelorette i would probably just play fire emblem awakening the whole time like i did in senior year algebra
August 23, 2023 at 12:56 AM
If i was on the bachelorette i would probably just play fire emblem awakening the whole time like i did in senior year algebra
What if we kissed at Casa Bonita
August 19, 2023 at 4:45 PM
What if we kissed at Casa Bonita