Richard Staff
@richstaff.bsky.social
Local Dunderhead, sometimes writer.
[score photographer voice] I know it doesn't come out until 2004, but can you hit the Uncle Rico modeling pose with the ball in your hand? The camera loves you, Steve.
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
[score photographer voice] I know it doesn't come out until 2004, but can you hit the Uncle Rico modeling pose with the ball in your hand? The camera loves you, Steve.
Zohran is making the children learn Arabic numerals, sir.
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Zohran is making the children learn Arabic numerals, sir.
[pointing in wrong direction] You know, truthfully Mecca is right that way. Five times a day we-we love the black box
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
[pointing in wrong direction] You know, truthfully Mecca is right that way. Five times a day we-we love the black box
“You know, Zohran was just telling me, we love to say inshallah, right? [suddenly zesty, gruff] INSHALLAH SIR”
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“You know, Zohran was just telling me, we love to say inshallah, right? [suddenly zesty, gruff] INSHALLAH SIR”
Thinking very strongly about those Laura Gillen ads where she put on her best Brothers Three Pool voice and said "I'm here at the borda... the Nassau borda"
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Thinking very strongly about those Laura Gillen ads where she put on her best Brothers Three Pool voice and said "I'm here at the borda... the Nassau borda"
the fog is coming
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
the fog is coming
We’re not getting rid of him that easy
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
We’re not getting rid of him that easy
Work the balls DUDE
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Work the balls DUDE
trying to slip this bad boy on during a commute and turning my car into the shape of the letter S
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
trying to slip this bad boy on during a commute and turning my car into the shape of the letter S
Please dial 1-800-Hockey-Puck to see if you’re eligible
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Please dial 1-800-Hockey-Puck to see if you’re eligible
The Spirit of JFK (FIRST CATHOLIC PRESIDENT GOD BLESS): I er uh am in the display name
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The Spirit of JFK (FIRST CATHOLIC PRESIDENT GOD BLESS): I er uh am in the display name
John F. Craiggedy
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
John F. Craiggedy
People have done worse to Kennedy heads
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
People have done worse to Kennedy heads
Staffcast is a show about networking
November 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Staffcast is a show about networking
THEY GOT KIRBY YATES SHUT THIS SPORT THE FUCK DOWN
a man in a suit stands in front of a paramount network logo
ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a paramount network logo
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
THEY GOT KIRBY YATES SHUT THIS SPORT THE FUCK DOWN
He’s going to make what DiMaggio did to Billy Crystal look like a pillow fight, sir
November 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
He’s going to make what DiMaggio did to Billy Crystal look like a pillow fight, sir