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Rich Sommer
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hoping no billionaires buy it and ruin it
BREAKING: Francis Buxton has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for NYC Mayor
June 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I made a sign
June 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
never felt something in my soul as much as this
June 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
this is outstanding
June 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
oof

the whole thing was lovely, but this part fucked me up, phil
May 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
wonder what he would have thought of his nephew*

*I actually have a pretty good guess
May 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I visited the JFK Library in Boston this morning.

I guess different presidents view the presidency… differently
May 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
[jeff foxworthy voice] if you like absolute bullshit…

youmightlikethismovie
May 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
took my kid on a handful of college tours this week

dorm tour at one of them featured some Classic College Art™️

Mark either has great friends or great enemies
April 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
listening to this as you get ready for the day doesn’t, like, fix anything

but it sure doesn’t hurt
April 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
L-R:
Jon Hamm as Steven Charleston
Rich Sommer as Jon Hamm
Seth Rogen as George Lucas
Patrick Cotnoir as Watto
Connor Ratliff as George Lucas as Seth Rogen
Griffin Newman as Patrick Cotnoir
March 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
February 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It’s still an active account. Maybe it just blocked you.

Also:
January 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
January 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Who is your celebrity “Birthday Twin” (born same day as you)? Answer with pic or gif only

(bonus: he was from Minnesota)
January 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I like that my kid’s haul could be from like 1994
December 25, 2024 at 6:28 PM
meery christmash
December 25, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Not the most robust board gaming year I’ve ever had, but I liked what I played

@bgstatsapp.bsky.social
December 23, 2024 at 2:24 PM
I’m rendering judgement in the most important event happening in Los Angeles at 10:30pm PT tomorrow. I love this show so much.

WHO SHALL REIGN SUPREME?

only one way to find out…

www.squadup.com/events/tourn...
December 13, 2024 at 2:03 PM
ONE TIME I thought someone else was trying to use our netflix acct, and it turned out it was my kid from her computer

now I get a little dash of preemptive poetry every time she signs in again
December 6, 2024 at 10:30 PM
one of us
November 22, 2024 at 8:49 PM