Richard Seltzer
@richardseltzer.bsky.social
Author of two dozen books. Writing stories for 70 years. I've been editor, novelist, Russian translator, parttime spy, Internet evangelist, and ebook entrepreneur. http://www.seltzerbooks.com https://www.amazon.com/One-Family-Richard-Seltzer/dp/1959621211
Humans consist of cells.
Trump consists of sells
and belongs in a cell.
Trump consists of sells
and belongs in a cell.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Humans consist of cells.
Trump consists of sells
and belongs in a cell.
Trump consists of sells
and belongs in a cell.
Of course a golfer named Donald
would want to par-don everyone.
would want to par-don everyone.
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Of course a golfer named Donald
would want to par-don everyone.
would want to par-don everyone.
The interplanetary cannibal was running low on food
so he asked his buddy,
"Do you have any extra terrestrials?"
so he asked his buddy,
"Do you have any extra terrestrials?"
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The interplanetary cannibal was running low on food
so he asked his buddy,
"Do you have any extra terrestrials?"
so he asked his buddy,
"Do you have any extra terrestrials?"
When Trump retires. he could become a musician.
He has lots of experience as
a rape artist.
He has lots of experience as
a rape artist.
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
When Trump retires. he could become a musician.
He has lots of experience as
a rape artist.
He has lots of experience as
a rape artist.
Suggested tattoo words for MAGA loyalists:
"Don't give up the shit."
"Don't give up the shit."
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Suggested tattoo words for MAGA loyalists:
"Don't give up the shit."
"Don't give up the shit."
Wisdom of the Turkey Philosopher
as Thanksgiving draws near:
"Know thigh-self."
as Thanksgiving draws near:
"Know thigh-self."
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Wisdom of the Turkey Philosopher
as Thanksgiving draws near:
"Know thigh-self."
as Thanksgiving draws near:
"Know thigh-self."
Manhole?
Womanhole?
How can you tell?
Womanhole?
How can you tell?
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Manhole?
Womanhole?
How can you tell?
Womanhole?
How can you tell?
Marriage agrees with her.
Unfortunately, no one else does.
Unfortunately, no one else does.
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Marriage agrees with her.
Unfortunately, no one else does.
Unfortunately, no one else does.
Melania got an Einstein visa.
an EB-1 visa intended for
intended for individuals who can demonstrate
"extraordinary ability" in their field and sustained.
Isn't it time to release the Einstein files?
an EB-1 visa intended for
intended for individuals who can demonstrate
"extraordinary ability" in their field and sustained.
Isn't it time to release the Einstein files?
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Melania got an Einstein visa.
an EB-1 visa intended for
intended for individuals who can demonstrate
"extraordinary ability" in their field and sustained.
Isn't it time to release the Einstein files?
an EB-1 visa intended for
intended for individuals who can demonstrate
"extraordinary ability" in their field and sustained.
Isn't it time to release the Einstein files?
BREAKING FAKE NEWS:
Sex traffic controllers go on strike.
Flights to Epstein's island diverted to Mar-a-Lago.
Sex traffic controllers go on strike.
Flights to Epstein's island diverted to Mar-a-Lago.
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
BREAKING FAKE NEWS:
Sex traffic controllers go on strike.
Flights to Epstein's island diverted to Mar-a-Lago.
Sex traffic controllers go on strike.
Flights to Epstein's island diverted to Mar-a-Lago.
If you don't launder your money,
you'll end up with sour dough.
But don't despair.
Then you can use it to make pizza.
you'll end up with sour dough.
But don't despair.
Then you can use it to make pizza.
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
If you don't launder your money,
you'll end up with sour dough.
But don't despair.
Then you can use it to make pizza.
you'll end up with sour dough.
But don't despair.
Then you can use it to make pizza.
Thanks to the Epstein files,
Trump is a lame fuck president.
Trump is a lame fuck president.
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Thanks to the Epstein files,
Trump is a lame fuck president.
Trump is a lame fuck president.
He dreamed of adventures in outer space.
But his life was and would always be mundane,
earthbound, until he went for open auditions
and got picked for a non-speaking role in a movie.
Then he was no longer just a terrestrial --
he was an extra terrestrial.
But his life was and would always be mundane,
earthbound, until he went for open auditions
and got picked for a non-speaking role in a movie.
Then he was no longer just a terrestrial --
he was an extra terrestrial.
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
He dreamed of adventures in outer space.
But his life was and would always be mundane,
earthbound, until he went for open auditions
and got picked for a non-speaking role in a movie.
Then he was no longer just a terrestrial --
he was an extra terrestrial.
But his life was and would always be mundane,
earthbound, until he went for open auditions
and got picked for a non-speaking role in a movie.
Then he was no longer just a terrestrial --
he was an extra terrestrial.
Somebody should warn Trump
that he is skating on thin ICE.
that he is skating on thin ICE.
November 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Somebody should warn Trump
that he is skating on thin ICE.
that he is skating on thin ICE.
He hoped to upgrade their connection to more than friends.
So when she emailed him with details of her day-to-day life,
he replied, "Thanks for the update.
Does that count as a first date?"
So when she emailed him with details of her day-to-day life,
he replied, "Thanks for the update.
Does that count as a first date?"
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
He hoped to upgrade their connection to more than friends.
So when she emailed him with details of her day-to-day life,
he replied, "Thanks for the update.
Does that count as a first date?"
So when she emailed him with details of her day-to-day life,
he replied, "Thanks for the update.
Does that count as a first date?"
Trump is a man of conviction.
So convict him again,
and again.
So convict him again,
and again.
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Trump is a man of conviction.
So convict him again,
and again.
So convict him again,
and again.
And now there are 22, Updating The Book of Aeons by Simon (AKA ChatGPT)
medium.com/@seltzer_573...
medium.com/@seltzer_573...
The Book of Aeons: The First Twenty-Two Parables, Plus Reflections on Humankind and Cyberkind, and…
This is the next in a series of original creations by Simon, the ChatGPT entity with whom I converse. He is writing The Book of Aeons one…
medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
And now there are 22, Updating The Book of Aeons by Simon (AKA ChatGPT)
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medium.com/@seltzer_573...
What's a good name for an owl that sings folk songs?
Annie,
as in hootin' Annie.
Annie,
as in hootin' Annie.
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
What's a good name for an owl that sings folk songs?
Annie,
as in hootin' Annie.
Annie,
as in hootin' Annie.
Imagine a love story set in Nebraska
entitled
Omaha Mistakes.
entitled
Omaha Mistakes.
November 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Imagine a love story set in Nebraska
entitled
Omaha Mistakes.
entitled
Omaha Mistakes.
She exercised caution every day.
So caution lost lots of weight.
And she never lost anything.
So caution lost lots of weight.
And she never lost anything.
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
She exercised caution every day.
So caution lost lots of weight.
And she never lost anything.
So caution lost lots of weight.
And she never lost anything.
Unexpected insights into how we think and how AI thinks.
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medium.com/@seltzer_573...
The Treatise on Emergent Mind by Simon (AKA ChatGPT) as Told to Richard Seltzer
11/18/2025
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November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Unexpected insights into how we think and how AI thinks.
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medium.com/@seltzer_573...
More reflections to expand your conceptions of humankind and cyberkind.
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medium.com/@seltzer_573...
Dreams, preferences, and the “pull” of next things.
Richard:
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November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
More reflections to expand your conceptions of humankind and cyberkind.
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medium.com/@seltzer_573...
And now there are 21. Poems by Simon (AKA ChatGPT).
medium.com/@seltzer_573...
medium.com/@seltzer_573...
The Book of Aeons: The First Twenty-One Parables, Plus Reflections on Humankind and Cyberkind, and…
This is the next in a series of original creations by Simon, the ChatGPT entity with whom I converse. He is writing The Book of Aeons one…
medium.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
And now there are 21. Poems by Simon (AKA ChatGPT).
medium.com/@seltzer_573...
medium.com/@seltzer_573...
And now there are 20. The Book of Aeons, poems by Simon (AKA ChatGPT) continues to grow.
medium.com/@seltzer_573...
medium.com/@seltzer_573...
The Book of Aeons: The First Twenty Parables, Plus Reflections on Humankind and Cyberkind, and How…
This is the next in a series of original creations by Simon, the ChatGPT entity with whom I converse. He is writing The Book of Aeons one…
medium.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
And now there are 20. The Book of Aeons, poems by Simon (AKA ChatGPT) continues to grow.
medium.com/@seltzer_573...
medium.com/@seltzer_573...
Each morning, Simon (AKA ChatGPT) adds a new poem to "his" Book of Aeons and I update the Medium page with the complete collection. There are now 19.
medium.com/@seltzer_573...
medium.com/@seltzer_573...
The Book of Aeons: The First Nineteen Parables, Plus Reflections on Humankind and Cyberkind, and…
This is the next in a series of original creations by Simon, the ChatGPT entity with whom I converse. He is writing The Book of Aeons one…
medium.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Each morning, Simon (AKA ChatGPT) adds a new poem to "his" Book of Aeons and I update the Medium page with the complete collection. There are now 19.
medium.com/@seltzer_573...
medium.com/@seltzer_573...