In a similar vein I get wound up by music reviews that talk endlessly about the lyrics and cover the actual music in a couple of sentences. Perhaps it is easier for reviewers to describe plots and lyrics than art and sound...?

I put this on the WhatsApp for our art class to get people fired up for the new term and it has had the desired effect. Much love for both song and @happytoast.co.uk video. This may well become our class anthem!

Perhaps Target could now reprint the two Andrew Davies novelisations (which are very good).

"Across the ruins of a campus stalked the ruins of a nun.."

One of my favourite songs of all time. It may not be my autobiography but it’s pretty dammed close!

Does the PL have a huge advantage next season in trying to get the fifth CL place again? 6 teams in the CL and 9 in any competition (even if one of them is Tottenham). Or are the coefficients correctively weighted somehow to take account of the number of teams each country has? Seems unfair if not.