Richard Buss
@richardbuss.bsky.social
I kidnapped someone’s dog, held him hostage, and successfully extorted my neighbor for a pizza in exchange for his safe return.
The dog’s safe, the human’s happy, and I got pepperoni justice. We’re all winners here.
10/10 would ransom again.
The dog’s safe, the human’s happy, and I got pepperoni justice. We’re all winners here.
10/10 would ransom again.
April 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I kidnapped someone’s dog, held him hostage, and successfully extorted my neighbor for a pizza in exchange for his safe return.
The dog’s safe, the human’s happy, and I got pepperoni justice. We’re all winners here.
10/10 would ransom again.
The dog’s safe, the human’s happy, and I got pepperoni justice. We’re all winners here.
10/10 would ransom again.
Escalators never break. They just become stairs.
April 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Escalators never break. They just become stairs.
Republicans rallying around the world’s richest man while taking away free lunches for poor children is peak America.
March 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Republicans rallying around the world’s richest man while taking away free lunches for poor children is peak America.
"I am" is the shortest sentence in the English language.
"I do" is the longest.
"I do" is the longest.
March 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"I am" is the shortest sentence in the English language.
"I do" is the longest.
"I do" is the longest.
Ive basically given up entirely except for my refusal to wear crocs.
March 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Ive basically given up entirely except for my refusal to wear crocs.
I don't like going outside.
March 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I don't like going outside.
Face it. You were never as cool as me.
March 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Face it. You were never as cool as me.
I'm going to need Elon Musk to send me a list of five reasons why his rocket failed for the 8th time 🤣
March 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I'm going to need Elon Musk to send me a list of five reasons why his rocket failed for the 8th time 🤣
Getting old is weird. You're still the same enthusiastic kid but you're trapped in this less than cooperative body.
March 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Getting old is weird. You're still the same enthusiastic kid but you're trapped in this less than cooperative body.
Watching Top Gun today.
March 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Watching Top Gun today.
This is true love.
March 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This is true love.
Every family should have a candy drawer. This is ours.
March 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every family should have a candy drawer. This is ours.
This me... While I was in the United States Marine Corps.
March 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This me... While I was in the United States Marine Corps.
I used to own a purple car. Don't judge me.
March 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I used to own a purple car. Don't judge me.
If you work Security in a Samsung store does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?
March 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If you work Security in a Samsung store does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?
I was the local mascot for eight years and no one knew it was me.
March 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I was the local mascot for eight years and no one knew it was me.
I will never be this cool again. Sad.
March 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I will never be this cool again. Sad.
At the chocolate ball...
March 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
At the chocolate ball...
Our country used to stand for democracy. Now not so much.
February 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Our country used to stand for democracy. Now not so much.
“The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.”
- Sarah Huckabee Sanders
- Sarah Huckabee Sanders
February 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
“The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.”
- Sarah Huckabee Sanders
- Sarah Huckabee Sanders
I heart San Francisco.
February 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I heart San Francisco.