Special Guest Villain Rian Rustvold
@rian.lol
Discover the tuna melt feed
January 10, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Discover the tuna melt feed
Goodness griefers, where'd you get them teethers
August 19, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Goodness griefers, where'd you get them teethers
Gosh do I love using a funnel. Just one of life's greatest tools.
May 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Gosh do I love using a funnel. Just one of life's greatest tools.
Modern phones:
- edge to edge touch screen so that there is no where to hold it without accidentally touching it
- too big to actually use with one hand
- small enough to make you think you can use it with one hand
- too small and thin to use with two hands
- made out of slippery glass
- edge to edge touch screen so that there is no where to hold it without accidentally touching it
- too big to actually use with one hand
- small enough to make you think you can use it with one hand
- too small and thin to use with two hands
- made out of slippery glass
April 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Modern phones:
- edge to edge touch screen so that there is no where to hold it without accidentally touching it
- too big to actually use with one hand
- small enough to make you think you can use it with one hand
- too small and thin to use with two hands
- made out of slippery glass
- edge to edge touch screen so that there is no where to hold it without accidentally touching it
- too big to actually use with one hand
- small enough to make you think you can use it with one hand
- too small and thin to use with two hands
- made out of slippery glass
Happy birthday, Earth
April 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Happy birthday, Earth
Reposted by Special Guest Villain Rian Rustvold
With the threat of tariffs on coffee looming, I will commence drinking 800 cups of coffee now before the price goes up.
January 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
With the threat of tariffs on coffee looming, I will commence drinking 800 cups of coffee now before the price goes up.
The horrible feeling that comes from trying to use the eraser on a pencil, but the eraser is all worn down, but you think you can get just one more erasure out of it, and then the metal ferule scrapes across the paper.
February 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
The horrible feeling that comes from trying to use the eraser on a pencil, but the eraser is all worn down, but you think you can get just one more erasure out of it, and then the metal ferule scrapes across the paper.
An electric footstool for robots: an automatic automaton ottoman
January 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
An electric footstool for robots: an automatic automaton ottoman
With the threat of tariffs on coffee looming, I will commence drinking 800 cups of coffee now before the price goes up.
January 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
With the threat of tariffs on coffee looming, I will commence drinking 800 cups of coffee now before the price goes up.
"Bertrand Russell's art degree" is an anagram for "Russell Brand's great red tree"
January 18, 2025 at 6:24 AM
"Bertrand Russell's art degree" is an anagram for "Russell Brand's great red tree"
Chekhov's Gator: If you see a big albino gator in the first act of your movie, then brother, you are going to see that gator later.
January 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Chekhov's Gator: If you see a big albino gator in the first act of your movie, then brother, you are going to see that gator later.
Here's a tip to all you fellas out there: do NOT shoot your wife in the face with a nerf gun. They do not like it!
January 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Here's a tip to all you fellas out there: do NOT shoot your wife in the face with a nerf gun. They do not like it!
Nachos are the Jenga of foods
January 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Nachos are the Jenga of foods
Gotta love British bake off. No idea what stodgy or claggy mean, but boy is it a bad thing to be either of them.
December 14, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Gotta love British bake off. No idea what stodgy or claggy mean, but boy is it a bad thing to be either of them.
Reposted by Special Guest Villain Rian Rustvold
Can't think of a better way to start the holidays than a fresh slice of pickle pie
November 23, 2023 at 4:16 AM
Can't think of a better way to start the holidays than a fresh slice of pickle pie
I'm pretty sure the reason Nintendo hasn't revealed any real details about their next console yet, is because they haven't started on it til just now. Like a college kid who procrastinates on their term paper until the night before it's due.
November 22, 2024 at 4:43 AM
I'm pretty sure the reason Nintendo hasn't revealed any real details about their next console yet, is because they haven't started on it til just now. Like a college kid who procrastinates on their term paper until the night before it's due.
When you are hiding inside of a cake because you are going to jump out of it,how much of the cake are you allowed to eat while you are in there? Respond quickly, tomorrow is my first day
November 20, 2024 at 5:19 AM
When you are hiding inside of a cake because you are going to jump out of it,how much of the cake are you allowed to eat while you are in there? Respond quickly, tomorrow is my first day
It's only port if it comes from the Portland region or Oregon or Maine. Otherwise it's just Portuguese cough medicine
November 17, 2024 at 6:03 AM
It's only port if it comes from the Portland region or Oregon or Maine. Otherwise it's just Portuguese cough medicine
Cribbage is truly the Calvin-ball of card games.
November 11, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Cribbage is truly the Calvin-ball of card games.
I'm not interested in any movie or show that doesn't involve trapping people in a big net
October 2, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I'm not interested in any movie or show that doesn't involve trapping people in a big net
Anyone can make simple syrup, but only I know the recipe for complicated syrup.
September 15, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Anyone can make simple syrup, but only I know the recipe for complicated syrup.
Duolingo, the Movie.
September 13, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Duolingo, the Movie.
You don't see kids growing up to become one of the three stooges much anymore these days.
September 7, 2024 at 7:09 AM
You don't see kids growing up to become one of the three stooges much anymore these days.
Any anthropologists working on the theory that pharaohs were buried with their possessions, not because they wanted to be, but because the staff were just trying to get rid of the pharaoh's old junk?
September 6, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Any anthropologists working on the theory that pharaohs were buried with their possessions, not because they wanted to be, but because the staff were just trying to get rid of the pharaoh's old junk?
You don't see kids butt-dialing much these days.
August 3, 2024 at 4:13 AM
You don't see kids butt-dialing much these days.