so glad i was online to see this 🥵🥵

i'm sure an associate will be happy to accompany you and show off all the features 😌

now taking volunteers, know any good crash test dummies? 😏

as do i, of course! 🤝 no wrong choices here anyway lol

bruh. i feel like i need to pull you around by your perfect hair to establish dominance, simply because you're too goddamn attractive...

why did this make me physically blush in meatspace 🫣🫣🥰🫠

Thunda Thighs is on Throne, my man 👀 or just mention it to your wife, i'm sure she'd love to see you in thigh highs and a big sweater 👀

excellent, please do join in 🫣😵‍💫

sounds like a plan to me 👀👀👀💕

of course you can! get in there! 🤭

this gif has me cackling at the family gathering 😂

oof. i absolutely remember what that's like. i'm so sorry you have to go through it 🫂

the good news is, you only ever have to do that part once, and it does become more routine in a lot of ways. but it is a grieving process, so i'm glad you're giving yourself space to feel it. 💙