“Sorry we don’t have a men’s big and tall section at this location” so you thought I was a man?
February 15, 2026 at 12:28 AM
“Sorry we don’t have a men’s big and tall section at this location” so you thought I was a man?
Awwww 🩷 my face got me more acne for Valentine’s Day ❤️ you shouldn’t have 💖
February 14, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Awwww 🩷 my face got me more acne for Valentine’s Day ❤️ you shouldn’t have 💖
When the football boys put their helmets together they’re kissing
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
When the football boys put their helmets together they’re kissing
It’s wild being a blood donor and getting notifications that your blood is in another state I am partially in Arizona rn
February 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
It’s wild being a blood donor and getting notifications that your blood is in another state I am partially in Arizona rn
Blueberries are bogo this weekend at albertsons
February 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Blueberries are bogo this weekend at albertsons
There’s energy in drinking box wine out of a solo cup with a metal straw I don’t know what that is but it’s something
February 1, 2026 at 4:06 AM
There’s energy in drinking box wine out of a solo cup with a metal straw I don’t know what that is but it’s something
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it's actually healthy to spend 7-8 hours a day going fucking insane
January 25, 2026 at 10:26 PM
it's actually healthy to spend 7-8 hours a day going fucking insane
I’m so brave going to the dmv to renew my permit again in my mid twenties I should get a medal
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I’m so brave going to the dmv to renew my permit again in my mid twenties I should get a medal
Thinking abt how lucky my drunk underage ass was to be denied a Rent tattoo nobody needs the number of minutes in a year on their ankle
January 23, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Thinking abt how lucky my drunk underage ass was to be denied a Rent tattoo nobody needs the number of minutes in a year on their ankle
The number of ads you get after cancelling the youtube free trial has to be intentional this is punishment
January 15, 2026 at 4:00 PM
The number of ads you get after cancelling the youtube free trial has to be intentional this is punishment
Old ppl love to unpromptedly slip in how unnatural they think hrt is as if they aren’t on a dozen medications themselves ? Do you pluck your blood pressure pill from a tree ?
January 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Old ppl love to unpromptedly slip in how unnatural they think hrt is as if they aren’t on a dozen medications themselves ? Do you pluck your blood pressure pill from a tree ?
I finished reading Sunrise on the Reaping for the third time do I still get a free pizza voucher with a book report as a 26 year old man
January 5, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I finished reading Sunrise on the Reaping for the third time do I still get a free pizza voucher with a book report as a 26 year old man
“I haven’t had a cigarette since last year” might actually be the bit that gets me off cigarettes
January 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
“I haven’t had a cigarette since last year” might actually be the bit that gets me off cigarettes
I am a graphic designer 🐸
December 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I am a graphic designer 🐸
V confidently just said tomorrow is 2016 so we’re off to a great start
December 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
V confidently just said tomorrow is 2016 so we’re off to a great start
Managed to fall right on my ass and pop up again no pause yeah I do my own stunts
December 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Managed to fall right on my ass and pop up again no pause yeah I do my own stunts
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you'll shoot your dick off
December 21, 2025 at 8:57 AM
you'll shoot your dick off
God I wish chiropractors were real I want to be thrown around and popped back into place so bad
December 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
God I wish chiropractors were real I want to be thrown around and popped back into place so bad
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My mango vape tastes identical to popcorn jelly bellies and I need to accept that
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
My mango vape tastes identical to popcorn jelly bellies and I need to accept that
Didn’t turn off autocapitalization on my new phone it’s time
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Didn’t turn off autocapitalization on my new phone it’s time
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scrolling on your phone is an eye cigarette
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
scrolling on your phone is an eye cigarette
my question is why did my barely active reddit account get hacked to spam your snap like dream bigger
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
my question is why did my barely active reddit account get hacked to spam your snap like dream bigger
this city does have its charms
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
this city does have its charms
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i’d love to unclench my jaw someday
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
i’d love to unclench my jaw someday