Chris Constantine-Armstrong
rhodium103.bsky.social
Chris Constantine-Armstrong
@rhodium103.bsky.social
🖥️ Digital Arts and Crafts
🧑‍🏫 Reformed Education Academic
🧪 Officially Former Chemist
📊 Spreadsheet Apologist
🎨 Occasional Artist
⚔️ Warhammer Adjacent
📜 SFHEA
🙋🏻‍♂️he/they

Professional shitposting account: @[email protected]
"I need a new splash 8.5" cymbal"

"But you have an 8" and a 9" splash cymbal!"

"Eugh! You just don't get it do you!!"

So, yes. Probably. Less insufferable then guitar dorks at least.
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Spend five minutes on Blackboard's backend and you will eat those words. Canvas is a *delight*.
October 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If you neglect the 20, then a week or so agao, 16/9/25, was both square and a representative of a pythagorean triple: 4/3/5.
September 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm just saying that if that workaround works, I can allegedly pay my entire annual salary by the institution not buying in specialist event management software. 🙃👍
September 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I've accidentally* raised a theatre kid.

*Not very accidentally
August 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I love that Bluesky is keeping that old Twitter spirit alive by deliberately misinterpreting what someone said in the most obnoxious, borderline psychotic way. 👍
August 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The one man on Earth where you never need to ask "Oh god, what has he said this time?" because he only ever says the one thing.
July 17, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Okay, finally on a laptop so I can manipulate Tableau's settings without causing mental distress so have looked this up on CAH2 and, oh, wow. That's.... that's going to precipitate some massive algorithm changes in the newspaper league tables.
a black and white drawing of a cartoon character
ALT: a black and white drawing of a cartoon character
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July 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
June 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Somehow, that ellipsis makes it sound like a threat.
June 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Reminds me of a drawing of an aarvark I once did where... well, the brief was "do something day would break the Chair of the Douglas Adams Society" and I was banned from drawing ever again.
June 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I was just doing the Arnold Rimmer salute. Just slowly. So slowly that I held my hand out for an extended period of time, and forgot to finish it but did include the stamp. Happens to us all.
June 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM