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Rick Horowitz
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I do attorney stuff, photography stuff, mug-maker stuff, laser-engraver stuff, and a bunch of other stuff.
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A white refrigerator door covered with colorful plastic magnetic letters arranged to read, “PBS didn’t become woke. You grew up to be a bad person.” Loose magnetic letters are scattered along the bottom edge of the fridge.
January 18, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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Tomorrow.

Can't wait until tomorrow?

Check out my other articles on substack.probablecause.media now!
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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ICE is not any part of what the United States has ever stood for. (It's very much a part of what the Confederate States stood for. It's an attempt to resurrect the Ghosts of Losers.)

Tomorrow, on substack.probablecause.media I will explain this more fully.

Meanwhile, loads of other posts to read!
December 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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July 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Post from the Atlantic saying that "Just a year ago, the U.S. was better at predicting storms' tracks than it had ever been. But now, @ZoeSchlanger reports, the country is rapidly losing state-of-the-art forecasting, just in time for hurricane season's busiest months" and @MikeDrucker replies "We're not 'losing' shit. We broke it intentionally. This wasn't a solar flare that knocked out our satellites. This was us taking a machete to an advanced weather system because some dumbfucks thought it was going to own the libs rather [than] drown their families".
July 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Trying to think of a better name for the so-called "Alligator Alcatraz". One that speaks truth instead of an attempt at sick cuteness.

So far, I have "The 'Heart' of Dixie" because "Auschwitz" and "Dachau" were already taken.

What suggestions do you have?
The "Heart" of Dixie as the correct name for so-called Alligator Alcatraz complete with a combination Nazi-Confederate flag, a Christian flag, a sign that says "Arbeit Macht Frie" and another sign that says "Umsiedlung" all in the midst of an Everglades type of swamp.
July 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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ME ARRESTARON… POR DEFENDERME

¿Defenderte te puede llevar a la cárcel? 😧

Descubre lo que pasa cuando el sistema penal se equivoca.

Abogado penalista Rick Horowitz lo explica.

Nuevo Corto Video de @YouTube por Abogado de Defensa Penal en Fresno, California.

youtu.be/3iUNLLdeoww?...
June 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Pictures of three flags. The words above the flags say “If you fly” and then above each of the first two flags “this…” and above the third flag “or this…” and first is the Trump flag, second the Nazi flag, and third the Confederate flag. And below it says, “You are not a Patriot.” and below that it says “You are a Fascist pretending to be a Patriot.”
June 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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June 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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So...if I sleep fewer than 8 hours, that's a problem.

Longer than 9 hours, that's a problem.

Doesn't leave much of a window for getting it right.
June 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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May 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Trump photographed with various new friends: a Saudi prince (probably Mohammed bin Salman), Putin, North Korea's Kim. The words underneath say "I sure am glad that Obama killed Osama bin Laden before Trump got a chance to become friends with him."
May 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Trump doing his normal infantile holding up two hands like he isn't sure how to make a fist while he appears to be yelling (or crying?) and the words say: The election is rigged… unless I win. The news is fake… unless it’s flattering. Everything’s a hoax… unless I tweet it. Nepotism is bad… unless it’s my family. I’m rich… but you can’t see my taxes. I’m smart… but you can’t see my grades. I’m a patriot… but I dodged the draft. I’m successful… but my businesses fail. My staff is the best… until I fire them. I’m innocent… but juries are stupid.
May 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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I decided to lighten it up a little...
A picture of Mandarine fruits arranged to spell out the word "Hello" and the text above them says "How to write 'HELLO' in Mandarin" and the text below them says "I first attempted to write it in Danish but they were just too delicious."
May 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Image of Sesame Street characters gathered around and the words “Sesame Street is ‘biased to the left’ according to Project 2025. I assume because it has Black and brown and gay characters, but maybe also because it teaches basic reading skills? And compassion?”
May 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Pair of boots with dog tags and words "Veterans should decide when Veterans Day is, not some Draft Dodger."
May 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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A two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, one dog asks the other, "What are you?" and the other says, "A wiener dog. How about you?" In the second panel, the first dog says, "I'm a Shih Tzu." The wiener dog responds, "A SHIT ZOO? Now I feel better about being a wiener dog."
May 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Photo of Rep. Ted Lieu with a quote from him: "The fact that we even have to introduce an amendment that says ICE cannot deport U.S. citizens is bathshit crazy. This should not even be a discussion."
May 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Pictures of the leaders of Canada, Mexico, and the clown who is raping the United States. The text says, "Canada elected a guy with a PhD in Economics from Oxford University. Mexico elected a woman with a PhD in Energy Engineering. The USA elected a 2X impeached conman who bankrupted 4 casinos & has 34 felony convictions. Mexico and Canada really do border on stupidity."
May 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Here's a sneak peek at what my newsletter that goes out tomorrow will be about. Hint: it's all AI. Lots of good stuff, especially if you're into criminal defense.

Visit my website now and sign up before you miss out! (You'll also get a free PDF when you sign up.)

Newsletter is less than 1x/month.
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May 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Yeee-ha!

New office rug for the reception area and Serena's got a new desk! She loves it and the rug!
Photo of our reception area showing, among other things, our new office mini-rug with our logo on it, and Serena at her new desk. A closer photo of our reception area showing, among other things, our new office mini-rug with our logo on it, and Serena at her new desk.
April 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Photo of Trump hugging Salvadoran dictator Bukele who says he can't return an innocent man to the United States because he would have one fewer numbers of prisoners with words "We traded Europe for a Central American autocrat who builds concentration camps for profit."
April 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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This is what deranged looks like.
April 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Screenshot of Rev. Mrs. Mommy (@revlaurelj) saying “Any time a Black person achieves something or advances, it’s DEI. Any time a woman advances, she “slept her way to the top.” Do you all hear yourselves? Is that how you rationalize your lack of achievement and mediocrity?”
April 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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J.D. Vance romantic-themed meme with him holding a couch at sunset and the words “Brokecouch Mountain” made to look similar to a movie poster.
April 11, 2025 at 8:38 AM