The Jason Cinematic Universe
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Yes, that Jason • He/Him • Trekkie • Techie • Lefty • cPTSD Therapy Champion • Bipolar and thriving • I ❤️ 😷💉 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽 • 🤬 🧊🍊🎩
oof, dear Bluesky developers, your vtt caption rendering time needs a little work. I worked on those time codes for, like, half an hour.
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
oof, dear Bluesky developers, your vtt caption rendering time needs a little work. I worked on those time codes for, like, half an hour.
Top 5 film genres:
-Kirk discovers who he is when he gets Spock
-Kirk discovers who he is when he loses Spock
-Kirk discovers who he is when he finds Spock
-Kirk discovers who he is when he helps Spock
-Kirk refuses to discover who he is because not Spock
-Kirk discovers who he is when he gets Spock
-Kirk discovers who he is when he loses Spock
-Kirk discovers who he is when he finds Spock
-Kirk discovers who he is when he helps Spock
-Kirk refuses to discover who he is because not Spock
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Top 5 film genres:
-Kirk discovers who he is when he gets Spock
-Kirk discovers who he is when he loses Spock
-Kirk discovers who he is when he finds Spock
-Kirk discovers who he is when he helps Spock
-Kirk refuses to discover who he is because not Spock
-Kirk discovers who he is when he gets Spock
-Kirk discovers who he is when he loses Spock
-Kirk discovers who he is when he finds Spock
-Kirk discovers who he is when he helps Spock
-Kirk refuses to discover who he is because not Spock
You do now.
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
You do now.
Also, Tasha's consciousness is trapped in Armus and the crew clone Sela's human half with temporal RNA to recreate Tasha's body and use her proto-mind meld abilities to restore Tasha but the battle with Armus blows up the planet and kills Sela. I call this movie "Star Trek: The Search For Tasha"
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Also, Tasha's consciousness is trapped in Armus and the crew clone Sela's human half with temporal RNA to recreate Tasha's body and use her proto-mind meld abilities to restore Tasha but the battle with Armus blows up the planet and kills Sela. I call this movie "Star Trek: The Search For Tasha"
It's my headcanon that Sela was the force behind the cloning of Picard and the subsequent Reman rebellion in an attempt to seize power from a post-Dominion War Romulan Senate that wanted peace with the Federation.
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It's my headcanon that Sela was the force behind the cloning of Picard and the subsequent Reman rebellion in an attempt to seize power from a post-Dominion War Romulan Senate that wanted peace with the Federation.
The Golden Palace and The Shining.
November 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The Golden Palace and The Shining.
Feelin’ better! Going to take my extra hour of night and watch an episode of Enterprise!
November 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Feelin’ better! Going to take my extra hour of night and watch an episode of Enterprise!
Watching Steve Jobs was fun because he had this weird glee about whatever he was showing off, especially when he could get an audience reaction that didn't feel mandated.
OTOH, Windows 95 was monumental, but you wouldn't know it from Bill Gates' keynote…featuring Jay Leno.
OTOH, Windows 95 was monumental, but you wouldn't know it from Bill Gates' keynote…featuring Jay Leno.
November 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Watching Steve Jobs was fun because he had this weird glee about whatever he was showing off, especially when he could get an audience reaction that didn't feel mandated.
OTOH, Windows 95 was monumental, but you wouldn't know it from Bill Gates' keynote…featuring Jay Leno.
OTOH, Windows 95 was monumental, but you wouldn't know it from Bill Gates' keynote…featuring Jay Leno.
Who Moans For Morn?
The Measure Of A Man's 8 Inches!
Consensual Dom And Sub Rosa!
The Measure Of A Man's 8 Inches!
Consensual Dom And Sub Rosa!
October 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Who Moans For Morn?
The Measure Of A Man's 8 Inches!
Consensual Dom And Sub Rosa!
The Measure Of A Man's 8 Inches!
Consensual Dom And Sub Rosa!
That's going on my tombstone.
October 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
That's going on my tombstone.
“Come for the Star Trek, stay for Pon Farr”
October 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
“Come for the Star Trek, stay for Pon Farr”
Agreed! Don't get me wrong, I love it when Star Trek gets sexy. I don't love it when Star Trek gets sexy for The Male Gaze™ or The Plot 🧼🧑🎤.
Like, Star Trek is definitely allowed to get horny, but there's a right way to do it:
Like, Star Trek is definitely allowed to get horny, but there's a right way to do it:
![From "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine". Quark lies on the ground as Grilka straddles him, her face inches from him. They look each other's eyes, sharing a smirk. She's going to tap that, possibly to death, and he's ok with it. [fans self at 5,000rpm]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ypczivwieti733oprejoynsy/bafkreibrba6tj4crliukc2o2xj7edv2su7h3ke3xmn5ghdms34npi57bl4@jpeg)
October 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Agreed! Don't get me wrong, I love it when Star Trek gets sexy. I don't love it when Star Trek gets sexy for The Male Gaze™ or The Plot 🧼🧑🎤.
Like, Star Trek is definitely allowed to get horny, but there's a right way to do it:
Like, Star Trek is definitely allowed to get horny, but there's a right way to do it:
Yeah I like getting lit…
LITerature to read
LITtle moments of joy to myself
Conspiring to get the eLITes out of power
LITerature to read
LITtle moments of joy to myself
Conspiring to get the eLITes out of power
September 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Yeah I like getting lit…
LITerature to read
LITtle moments of joy to myself
Conspiring to get the eLITes out of power
LITerature to read
LITtle moments of joy to myself
Conspiring to get the eLITes out of power
I once put this on replay for six hours and got SO MUCH done: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFAG...
War Games score: History Lesson (updated, best version)
YouTube video by AndyPlissken
www.youtube.com
May 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I once put this on replay for six hours and got SO MUCH done: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFAG...
Not me cursing every mobile framework that puts UI/UX quality dead last, and then cursing the framework-addicted mobile devs who file UI/UX bugs under "won't fix" because they prefer command line anyway.
May 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Not me cursing every mobile framework that puts UI/UX quality dead last, and then cursing the framework-addicted mobile devs who file UI/UX bugs under "won't fix" because they prefer command line anyway.
And it gets funnier every time I see it
April 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
And it gets funnier every time I see it
When they make a movie about this era, the poster will be a swastika, but in comic sans font.
April 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
When they make a movie about this era, the poster will be a swastika, but in comic sans font.
please unfollow me
February 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
please unfollow me
The complete lack of monetization and algorithmic presentation.
November 17, 2024 at 5:26 AM
The complete lack of monetization and algorithmic presentation.