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And then he cocked both his pistols and he spit in the dirt. And he walked out into the street.

#301 ♥KC♥
agreed
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"we surrender"
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
a cool thing about kids is that they're going to be kids forever, so there's nothing you're missing at all by checking out of moments in their life to send a work email
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
seemed a pretty good deal to me
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Rendon always seemed to me like a guy who just really didn't like playing baseball, but was burdened (if you want to call it that) with being good enough at it to play it for a living at a very high level. having a job you hate is no way to go through life, but then again
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
like, JAWS has him as the 10th greatest left fielder....ever.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
missed it yesterday, but the happiest of birthdays to The Man.
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
a bad Pie
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
👎
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
god dammit
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Palmer Park stand up
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i tell ya
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
like I'm sorry, this game fucking ruled
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
in the conversation for the single funniest visual gag the simpsons ever did
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
still the GOAT
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
his nixon obituary might be my all time favorite piece of political writing
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
close enough
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
ftr they're signed up through 2029. double home and home.
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM