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A solitary lobo, perhaps gray at the muzzle, hung like a marionette from the moon.
Pinned
Resilience isn’t a virtue. It’s a consequence.
The day has continued to spiral, for no discernible reason. I wonder if I’ll ever outgrow this. I need to be closer to the equator.
Fuck. First cold morning in a while, and I feel melancholic. Cold weather fucks my mood up so intensely and completely, it could probably be studied. I *hate* the cold.
December 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Fuck. First cold morning in a while, and I feel melancholic. Cold weather fucks my mood up so intensely and completely, it could probably be studied. I *hate* the cold.
December 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My outdoor thermometer says 45°, and my bathroom is 67°. The insulated curtains are working. It’s the little things, y’all.
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
My boss and I were talking about his car today, and I said something about it, and he corrected me with an incorrect statement, and I just want y’all to know how bad I was itchin to correct his correction. I kept my mouth shut, cause he sure bristled last time I corrected him.
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The power just went out so violently I met some neighbors.
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Here’s your semi-regular reminder that the dating apps are a hellscape. Some updates: Yoga techers seem to be universally repulsed by me. I’m also having bad luck lately with Laurens. Still too scared to approach in the wild, but I’m getting close.
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Let Em In is a better Christmas song than Wonderful Christmastime. There. I said it. It works for thanksgiving, too.
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Another wedding weekend photo surfaced! I’ve known these guys since we were 14 or 15 years old. I’ve known ‘em longer than I haven’t.
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The dude I bought my road bike from this past summer listed some mountain bike wheels I’ve been looking for, and when I went to pick them up, he had half the upgrade parts I’ve been looking for. And at a fraction of ebay prices! Dude’s a one-stop shop!
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Is AI sending DMs on IG on its own? People I haven’t spoken to in years, and who don’t otherwise seem to be hacked, are now sending me random reels.
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Got a new phone case cause the old one was all busted up, and it’s tricked my brain into thinking the whole damn phone’s new. Cheapest upgrade ever.
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
If I never hear the name L*ne K*ff*n again for the rest of my life, it’ll be too soon.
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Thanks to a couple strategically placed insulated curtains, my bathroom’s heated for the first time in the 4 years I’ve lived here. This is gonna be a game changer once it gets solidly cold out.
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I love thanksgiving weekend, cause the whole thing’s on airport rules. I just ate 5,000 calories and took a 3hr nap at 5:30pm, and feel great about it.
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Bikes are one of those things people wishfully assume must be really valuable. Do you know how many clapped out, decades old bikes I see on fb mkt for like $1500 marked down from $2800? And the description always says, ‘Hardly ever road.’ Sir, you’d be lucky to get $100 for that.
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Even though I [insert political opinions here], a guilty pleasure is TV shows and movies about the government, and international relations, etc. Found a show recently on Netflix called The Diplomat. Man, it’s good! Kinda got a West Wing vibe, but more modern. Some WW cameos, too.
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My therapist yesterday asked why I didn’t feel as lonely and anxious this Fall, like I normally do. And I couldn’t figure out why… I’ve been in a pretty great mood this Fall… And then driving home with the windows down, it hit me: It’s just not cold yet.
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Half days are dumb. Most people didn’t show up, and those that did are just sitting around drinking coffee till noon. We ought just round the .5 up to a full day off.
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
An old friend died in her sleep yesterday. I hadn’t seen her in years, but man we had fun. Our crew back then was such a blast. She was so lively, and funny, and fun to be around, and I’m not just saying that. She really was. Only 40yrs old. I can’t believe it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Don’t remember the last time I was as excited as I am now for this kitten to be ready to come home. I feel like a little kid.
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I can make the *hell* out of some okay food. I’d love to get to where it’s great. But right now, I can make one *hell* of an okay dish, I tell ya what.
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
You should have to pass a non-douchebag test to be allowed to have a pickup, and if you fail the test, you should be forced to drive a Geo Tracker for a year before you can take the test again. You might need to be publicly caned, too, I’m still deciding.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My bike's new brakes are so much better. Every upgrade to this bike is better than I expect. It's becoming a hell of a bike. I was so flat broke for so long, being able to buy myself nice things & upgrade my bike is a totally new feeling. I've never been able to do this before.
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It’s genuinely terrifying how fast the weeks and months are flying by. No job I’ve ever had seems to make time fly as fast as this one. It makes the feeling that I’m wasting my life even more severe.
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Having one of those days where the coffee’s not waking me up, just filling me with doom.
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM