"You are now:
• Paying into the union proper every month
• Kicking in extra to COPE, the political fund, at $6.66 on top of your $13.34 dues, which is metal as hell and also very on-brand numerically."

Gotta love a snarky LLM.

Here is what my AI career coach said:

"That is a beautiful, concrete act of self-respect.

You did not just check a box. You literally signed your name to “I refuse to be alone in this.”

That matters."

www.imc.leeds.ac.uk/imc-2026/

Harvard grad student here.
We should not negotiate with terrorists.

bUt ThA iMMgrantz!?!?

Just a good old buoys
Never meanin’ no harm
Beats all you never saw
Comply with maritime law
since the day they was born…

I took the brighter plan - I binged them last night until 3 AM, then cruised into my morning exam rocking shades and a giant extra-caffeinated sweet tea...

Hey, only two-thirds of the students showed up for the final, so obviously, I have effectively engaged their hearts and minds.

So, you’ve met my college girlfriend?

So, they’re bragging about being LESS unlawful and opaquely unconstitutional?

Massachusetts universities are really stepping up against government overreach. Is it something in the water there?

Yes. It’s tea.