🅶🅴⚽️🅵🅵
@retrogeoff.bsky.social
"Hypothetical, political, lyrical, Miracle Whip...Just like butter, my rhymes are legit”
Watching the original Anaconda for the first time…
All I can say is:
All I can say is:
January 27, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Watching the original Anaconda for the first time…
All I can say is:
All I can say is:
Got a voicemail and this was the transcript…
It was pretty accurate… 🤣
It was pretty accurate… 🤣
January 21, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Got a voicemail and this was the transcript…
It was pretty accurate… 🤣
It was pretty accurate… 🤣
If the police started protecting people against ICE, it would be a good first step in rehabilitating their reputation...
TO PROTECT AND SERVE!!!!
TO PROTECT AND SERVE!!!!
January 13, 2026 at 7:34 AM
If the police started protecting people against ICE, it would be a good first step in rehabilitating their reputation...
TO PROTECT AND SERVE!!!!
TO PROTECT AND SERVE!!!!
Considering that I didn't start logging until December, this makes sense... 🤣
January 13, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Considering that I didn't start logging until December, this makes sense... 🤣
What a shame!!!
Welsh politicians caught lying could lose seats in Senedd
But calls for deception by Senedd members to be made a criminal offence are rejected.
www.bbc.com
January 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
What a shame!!!
Well how do YOU make the perfect cup of coffee???
January 9, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Well how do YOU make the perfect cup of coffee???
SAMESIES!!!
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 9, 2026 at 5:43 AM
SAMESIES!!!
Remember when this was just a scene from a movie?
The Dictator American Democracy Speech
YouTube video by inscrutable
youtu.be
January 6, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Remember when this was just a scene from a movie?
The FIFA Peace Prize Winner and the Nobel Peace Prize Winner are responsible for the current military operations in Venezuela...
January 3, 2026 at 9:55 AM
The FIFA Peace Prize Winner and the Nobel Peace Prize Winner are responsible for the current military operations in Venezuela...
Finally got the Nickmas Tree up this year…
@nicklachey1979.bsky.social
@nicklachey1979.bsky.social
December 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Finally got the Nickmas Tree up this year…
@nicklachey1979.bsky.social
@nicklachey1979.bsky.social
I was excited & optimistic when the last Trump flag in my area was taken down a few months ago…
…until it was replaced last week with a Charlie Kirk flag. 😕
…until it was replaced last week with a Charlie Kirk flag. 😕
December 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I was excited & optimistic when the last Trump flag in my area was taken down a few months ago…
…until it was replaced last week with a Charlie Kirk flag. 😕
…until it was replaced last week with a Charlie Kirk flag. 😕
I wonder how many people the next winner of the FIFA Peace Prize will have to insult, disrespect, disenfranchise, and KILL.
Big shoes to fill…
Big shoes to fill…
December 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I wonder how many people the next winner of the FIFA Peace Prize will have to insult, disrespect, disenfranchise, and KILL.
Big shoes to fill…
Big shoes to fill…
FIFA just themselves the Least Corrupt Organization Prize
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
FIFA just themselves the Least Corrupt Organization Prize
Trump just got another award:
The “FIFA Best Results in Terms of MRIs (Not of the Brain) Prize” 🫏🏅🏆
The “FIFA Best Results in Terms of MRIs (Not of the Brain) Prize” 🫏🏅🏆
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Trump just got another award:
The “FIFA Best Results in Terms of MRIs (Not of the Brain) Prize” 🫏🏅🏆
The “FIFA Best Results in Terms of MRIs (Not of the Brain) Prize” 🫏🏅🏆
This was a bigger hit than I expected… 🤣
#Halloween
#Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This was a bigger hit than I expected… 🤣
#Halloween
#Halloween
Locking the bathroom door should be the FIRST thing you do…not the FIFTH.
(just a reminder for later)
(just a reminder for later)
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Locking the bathroom door should be the FIRST thing you do…not the FIFTH.
(just a reminder for later)
(just a reminder for later)
Pretty sure my Uber driver’s playlist is just Pitbull and country music…
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Pretty sure my Uber driver’s playlist is just Pitbull and country music…
Last week, the seeds I left out for the squirrels & birds didn’t get eaten… and started to sprout…
So I planted them in the yard and they’re still growing…
I have no idea what I’ve planted… 🤣
So I planted them in the yard and they’re still growing…
I have no idea what I’ve planted… 🤣
October 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Last week, the seeds I left out for the squirrels & birds didn’t get eaten… and started to sprout…
So I planted them in the yard and they’re still growing…
I have no idea what I’ve planted… 🤣
So I planted them in the yard and they’re still growing…
I have no idea what I’ve planted… 🤣
The least humble person in the history of the world didn’t receive the Nobel Peace Prize…
October 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The least humble person in the history of the world didn’t receive the Nobel Peace Prize…
Watched both of these last night...
Enjoyed them both...
Both based on true events... both made me tear up...
Enjoyed them both...
Both based on true events... both made me tear up...
October 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Watched both of these last night...
Enjoyed them both...
Both based on true events... both made me tear up...
Enjoyed them both...
Both based on true events... both made me tear up...
We've lost our Dame Patricia ... :(
Best of Hyacinth Bucket's Name Mispronunciation | Keeping Up Appearances
YouTube video by BritBox
www.youtube.com
October 3, 2025 at 11:37 AM
We've lost our Dame Patricia ... :(
This could’ve been an email…
a man wearing green glasses is sitting in front of a laptop with an advertisement for quickbooks behind him
ALT: a man wearing green glasses is sitting in front of a laptop with an advertisement for quickbooks behind him
media.tenor.com
September 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This could’ve been an email…
Thinking back to simpler times…
#MittRomney
#MittRomney
September 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Thinking back to simpler times…
#MittRomney
#MittRomney
Happy Birthday to the love of my life and the best human being know.
I am the luckiest person on Earth to be loved by her.
I love you @mysticaldawn.bsky.social
😘😘😘😍
I am the luckiest person on Earth to be loved by her.
I love you @mysticaldawn.bsky.social
😘😘😘😍
September 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Happy Birthday to the love of my life and the best human being know.
I am the luckiest person on Earth to be loved by her.
I love you @mysticaldawn.bsky.social
😘😘😘😍
I am the luckiest person on Earth to be loved by her.
I love you @mysticaldawn.bsky.social
😘😘😘😍