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Ash
@retrocake.bsky.social
Enby!
Femboy
The tired bisexual
Mtg
Cosmere nerd
Lore nerd
2D fighter supremacy
Horse brain rot is the only thing keeping me going rn
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September 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Guys it's fall now, I can tell because I'm fucking depressed all of a sudden
August 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Guys I'm not dead
August 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Not me at 11:30 pm alone in my house wearing nothing but a bra and a skirt
July 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
The masculine urge to get my friends to wear this to a convention with me
July 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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June 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Dude this dumbass couple has been standing in front of the claw machine with rubber ducks for like 10 minutes, it's not that deep please fuck off
June 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I'm a simple being, I see fighting game, I buy fighting game
May 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Dress :)
April 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I ordered a dress and it arrives tomorrow, how I keep that hidden in my closet for 4 months is an issue I'll deal with later
April 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I got to wear the vacuum backpack at work today :3
April 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
More people should be like Wayne
“Of course I am,” Wax said. “This is my second marriage. I’m an old hand at the practice by now.”
Wayne grinned. “Oh, is that how it works? ’Cuz in my experience, marryin’ is the one thing people seem to get worse at the more they do it. Well, that and bein’ alive.”
April 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
One of my coworkers gave me a weird look when I just ate a lime wedge
They simply don't understand
April 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Man I should probably do my stats test, I had all week and it's due tomorrow morning
April 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The chicken jockey occurred and I was kind of sitting there looking like this
April 4, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I ate a normal meal earlier, like not chicken and rice, and now I feel bad about myself. That's not, good, right?
April 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Turns out if you only get 5 hours of sleep a night for long enough your body just forces you to sleep longer no matter what. I woke up at 7:30 this morning, that's when I leave, there's snow on the roads where I am.
March 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Monday is easily my best work day, my manager doesn't enforce the earbud rule, he sends us home early and @vchiban.bsky.social drops a new podcast episode
March 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Bros most sane response
March 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I just had the most neruodivergant meal, a bowl of cheez its and some chocolate coins
March 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Why must I be afflicted with the constant urge to stimulate the economy. There's so much merch but I need to like, get an apartment soon
March 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The higher up who made the dumb rule about my using headphones at work was walking past me and the urge to pull out my headphones in that moment was unreasonable
February 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I'm not dead btw just in case anyone was wondering
February 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Correction I saw her once
My favorite part about Valentine's this year is how I went to work and couldn't see my girlfriend at all
February 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Please help me I'm so tired and sad
My favorite part about Valentine's this year is how I went to work and couldn't see my girlfriend at all
February 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM