Brendan Jones
@retrobrendo.bsky.social
Retro Gamer, YouTuber, Voice Artist, Doctor Who Fan, Podcaster, Wrestler.
Paprika.
Paprika goes with everything.
It adds colour AND flavour.
Everyone should have a large jar of paprika.
Paprika goes with everything.
It adds colour AND flavour.
Everyone should have a large jar of paprika.
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Paprika.
Paprika goes with everything.
It adds colour AND flavour.
Everyone should have a large jar of paprika.
Paprika goes with everything.
It adds colour AND flavour.
Everyone should have a large jar of paprika.
Oldest selfie on your phone
2006 (pre-iPhone, Motorola Razr)
2016 (iPhone)
2006 (pre-iPhone, Motorola Razr)
2016 (iPhone)
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Oldest selfie on your phone
2006 (pre-iPhone, Motorola Razr)
2016 (iPhone)
2006 (pre-iPhone, Motorola Razr)
2016 (iPhone)
November 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Duolingo legendary mode can be fucking torturous.
November 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Duolingo legendary mode can be fucking torturous.
Interviewer: please explain this gap in your resume
Holly: That’s the section of my resume, right, where there is a gap, hence, as you put it, “this gap in your resume”
Holly: That’s the section of my resume, right, where there is a gap, hence, as you put it, “this gap in your resume”
October 31, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Interviewer: please explain this gap in your resume
Holly: That’s the section of my resume, right, where there is a gap, hence, as you put it, “this gap in your resume”
Holly: That’s the section of my resume, right, where there is a gap, hence, as you put it, “this gap in your resume”
Wrestling training cancelled, so taking myself on a solo date. He’s kinda cute too.
October 31, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Wrestling training cancelled, so taking myself on a solo date. He’s kinda cute too.
Well I sure am glad I didn’t post this a few months ago. I would have looked so dumb. #DoctorWho
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Well I sure am glad I didn’t post this a few months ago. I would have looked so dumb. #DoctorWho
I have been unsurprised.
October 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I have been unsurprised.
There are two 8 bit spinoffs to Golden Axe- the very expensive Golden Axe Warrior, and the far less expensive Ax Battler. Two years ago, I got them confused and got Ax Battler for a very cheap price.
Guess what I’ve done tonight? 😃
Yes, now I have two copies of Ax Battler ffs
#RetroGaming
Guess what I’ve done tonight? 😃
Yes, now I have two copies of Ax Battler ffs
#RetroGaming
October 26, 2025 at 9:21 AM
There are two 8 bit spinoffs to Golden Axe- the very expensive Golden Axe Warrior, and the far less expensive Ax Battler. Two years ago, I got them confused and got Ax Battler for a very cheap price.
Guess what I’ve done tonight? 😃
Yes, now I have two copies of Ax Battler ffs
#RetroGaming
Guess what I’ve done tonight? 😃
Yes, now I have two copies of Ax Battler ffs
#RetroGaming
Just cos, a photo I like of my husband and I in 2018.
October 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Just cos, a photo I like of my husband and I in 2018.
5’4” and Size 8 feet!
October 21, 2025 at 9:44 AM
5’4” and Size 8 feet!
Anyway, if I understood, I think this is the setting you want (I remembered I had an account though it's not active). Switch that to the right and you should get captions on as default.
October 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Anyway, if I understood, I think this is the setting you want (I remembered I had an account though it's not active). Switch that to the right and you should get captions on as default.
October 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
My favourite of the French novelisations is The Crusader, with the Doctor facepalming at the knight crashing into the TARDIS.
October 16, 2025 at 6:07 AM
My favourite of the French novelisations is The Crusader, with the Doctor facepalming at the knight crashing into the TARDIS.
I wonder if we all have a meme like that. Here's mine.
October 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I wonder if we all have a meme like that. Here's mine.
You’re in good company.
October 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You’re in good company.
#RedDwarf realisation.
In Quarantine, Rimmer’s gingham dress, boots, pigtails, and Mr Flibble are all holographic. They disappear when he’s free of the holovirus.
Lister, Cat, and Kryten must MAKE their own dresses and pigtails to screw with Rimmer for the final scene.
In Quarantine, Rimmer’s gingham dress, boots, pigtails, and Mr Flibble are all holographic. They disappear when he’s free of the holovirus.
Lister, Cat, and Kryten must MAKE their own dresses and pigtails to screw with Rimmer for the final scene.
October 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
#RedDwarf realisation.
In Quarantine, Rimmer’s gingham dress, boots, pigtails, and Mr Flibble are all holographic. They disappear when he’s free of the holovirus.
Lister, Cat, and Kryten must MAKE their own dresses and pigtails to screw with Rimmer for the final scene.
In Quarantine, Rimmer’s gingham dress, boots, pigtails, and Mr Flibble are all holographic. They disappear when he’s free of the holovirus.
Lister, Cat, and Kryten must MAKE their own dresses and pigtails to screw with Rimmer for the final scene.
Post you from a different era.
October 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Post you from a different era.
“No, Charles, because it would be incest, and you need to meet a girl your own age: Now eat your chicken nipples- NUGGETS”
October 9, 2025 at 10:01 AM
“No, Charles, because it would be incest, and you need to meet a girl your own age: Now eat your chicken nipples- NUGGETS”