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We get a 'supermarket rejects' delivery box and while it's mostly to inspire us to eat more veg, there's the added bonus of TINY ADORABLE REJECTED AVOCADOS 😍
A hand holding an avocado that's been cut in half. The avocado is slightly larger than an egg and it's so cute! A personal avo all for me!
September 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Thank you Victorian Anaesthetics Group. Way to slide into my DMs 😂
Screencap of a text message header. The sender is listed as VAG. Just VAG, nothing more. I reckon Victorian Anaesthetics Group would maybe want to rethink this but apparently not. So many jokes to be made here!... Tfw she just keeps texting you. Yeah that's it, I'm done 😄
July 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Thanks lovely! I had rainbow cake and I met this cat 😄
A tiger sitting in a bed of straw, staring directly into the camera. He is so beautiful omg A tiger with his giant murder mittens up on a metal mesh fence. They've trained him to do this so they can check his paws and belly! The treat he gets for this is a large syringe of supermarket -purchased kitten milk. Giant kitty is a giant baby.
July 4, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Update: footy not as good as previously mentioned. Lost the game with the help of some truly atrocious refereeing, but we won the series so suck it Queensland 💙💙💙
A pretty crappy photo of the NSW Blues women lifting the shield for winning the State of Origin. There's sky blue confetti exploding out of a cannon and some decorative fire jets on the background.
May 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Welcome to Newcastle where the local time is 2.20pm and it is fucking soggy.
Grey rainy view out a plane window.
May 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Flying to Newcastle for less than 24 hrs to watch the first women's State of Origin bluewash!! How good's footy. 💙💙💙
Outside of a Virgin Australia plane from the tarmac.
May 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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We bought this goth af cat tower for our children because we're grown-ups and omg look at these pictures of our baby on her dragon's hoard! 😭
A multicoloured tabby sitting on a selection of knitted and fluffy cat toys. She is so beautiful I can hardly stand it. A stupidly large cat tower (about 180cm) sits in front of a sliding door window. The cat tower is made of plush red and black panels. One of them is black with a red spiderweb on it. There is a tabby cat peering out of a round hammock bed near the top of the tower.
May 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Loving the energy in r/NRL #ausvotes #OneJungle
Screencap from Reddit: "Tigers are winning and the Libs are getting flogged. What a night"
May 3, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Things you love to see in the seat of Dickson:
Figures from the seat of Dickson. The current count is 53% to Ali France of the Labor party, 47% to Peter Dutton of the LNP. It's early in the count, but it's fucking delicious.
May 3, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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Comfest time! Saw Rosie Jones tonight - she is spectacularly filthy, highly recommend 💖
An ad in the Melbourne international comedy festival guide for Rosie Jones. Her show is called "I Can't Tell What She's Saying". There's a pic of her in the ad - she's laughing with all teeth showing, and she's wearing an awesome shirt with a lobster print on it. Her favourite things are gravy and tits, but that's something you find out at the show, not by seeing this ad.
April 1, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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We are Sydney!! The queerest Sydney FC!! @sydneyfootballclub.bsky.social thank you for making rainbow merch and winning on Pride Round 💙
A woman with glasses (me!) is wrapped in a Sydney FC Pride scarf. The sky blue Sydney FC logo covers her mouth, with the rainbow striped ends of the scarf sit on either side.
March 19, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Green Day in Melbourne last night! Dookie, American Idiot, a brand new bisexual anthem (Bobbysox!!) and Time of Your Life 💚
Green Day on stage in Melbourne. Pic from the right of stage. Billie Joe and his delightfully scruffy hair are on the giant screens on both sides of stage. He's a 53 year old punk and he barely looks 21. He's either fae or got a beauty secret people would kill for. Tre Cool rocking both the drums and some spectacular blue eyeshadow. Mike Dirnt doing a rock star pose - body of the bass on his hip and holding the neck out at full reach. The orange prison jumpsuit he's wearing just completes the look. Close-up on noted queer pixie Billie Joe as confetti falls around him. He's looking up in wonder with his arms wide.
March 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Feel like pure shit just want them back @sydneyfootballclub.bsky.social
Cortnee Vine and Jada Whyman, both looking happy on their Sydney FC kits. They are both so good that they're playing in overseas clubs...and Sydney FC is Suffering without them.
January 31, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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Pretty much all better, yay!
A picture of my right arm, showing a scar along the side at the wrist. The hand is patting an orange cat.
January 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Introduce yourself with four albums (and reaffirm that your tastes parked the bus in the mid 2000s).
Fall Out Boy's "From Under The Cork Tree" album cover. Fleetwood Mac's "Greatest Hits" album cover. The Used's "In Love And Death" album cover. Machine Gun Fellatio's "Paging Mr Strike" album cover.
November 22, 2024 at 2:03 AM
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We are now the proud owners of a 1.6m skeleton. It represents both Halloween and what we'll look like when the Tigers finally win another premiership.
A life-sized plastic skeleton sits in an IKEA rocking chair. The skeleton has a red blanket draped over their lap to hopefully entice our cats into a spoOoOoky pic. The skeleton wears a beanie featuring the logo of proud threepeat NRL wooden spoon recipients, the Wests Tigers.
September 17, 2024 at 9:38 AM
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The feeling when you had an alarmingly upset belly and now you're completely trollied on The Good Shit and you don't even care that your parents are laughing at you.
An orange cat stoned off her chops on painkillers. An orange cat with a bleppy tongue and pupils like dinner plates.
August 10, 2024 at 1:03 PM
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I didn't plan on getting a fleur-de-lis tattoo (my first!) on Bastille Day, but here we are!
A fleur-de-lis tattoo stencil on my right leg. My finished fleur-de-lis tattoo!
July 14, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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Never too old for Lego!! My wife (*extremely Borat voice*) is the best wife.
Birthday presents! Lego kits for making roses, sunflowers and a peacock omg! Some fancy gin, leggings with space print on them, balloons, a card and some aggressively rainbow giftwrap 💖
July 4, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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Halfway through a week's leave and Sydney is treating us well 💖
Matildas v China at Sydney Olympic Park. Ribbons had just scored our second goal and her name is up on the frankly enormous monitors. A Highland coo snarfles food out of Dianne's hand at Calmsley Farm. Me and wife on a tractor ride at Calmsley Farm. Palm beach on a moody cloudy day.
June 5, 2024 at 4:48 AM
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I love this club so much 💙💙💙
Sydney FC Grand Final team photo. It's very professional - everyone has excellent posture, the front row has their hands in fists on their knees, lots of posed smiles. Perfect picture day photo. Second shot but make it silly!! Lots of kissy faces, legs draped over teammates, cuddles and whatever our queen Jada Whyman is doing with her perfect face. Me and Dianne underneath the winning signage outside the ground. A light up banner outside Melbourne Rectangular Stadium that says "Liberty A League Grand Final Champions" with Sydney FC logos on either side. Dianne is underneath it, arm raised. My team and my girl! 💙
May 4, 2024 at 1:30 PM
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SYDNEY FC IS NUMBER ONE!!! #SydneyisSkyBlue #WeAreSydney
First half! The sky above Melbourne Rectangular Stadium is blue and so are the players. Photo from behind goal where Jada is keeping us safe. A huge blue and white striped flag waves off to the right. A giant scoreboard that says Melbourne City 0, Sydney FC 1!!!!! Clock indicates that we're in the 72 minute - plenty of anxiety time left. Full time! Scoreboard remains MEL 0, SYD 1. Mackenzie Hawkesby and Jordan Thompson are holding the trophy and look absolutely delighted about it. A bunch of Sydney FC players posing for a photo with their trophy and all their medals.
May 4, 2024 at 1:04 PM
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Bonus: baby's first graffiti in the Leichhardt Oval bathroom, bless. Most modern thing in there.
"I love Sydney FC" scrawled in marker on a toilet roll holder. Several letters have been rewritten. The N is backwards and the D is pretty much an oval. I love it.
April 27, 2024 at 9:07 AM
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Winning makes it worth the trip! (On aggregate but still!) Featuring the 8th wonder of the world, and our Sydney FC! 💙
Wayne Pearce Hill at Leichhardt Oval, at the start of the Sydney FC vs Central Coast game. A football pitch at ground level. There's a stand at the back and players scattered about. Sydney FC women standing about post-game, being very relieved probably. Scoreboard at the end of the game. One all, but it's the second leg of two semifinal games, so on aggregate it's 2 - 1 and Sydney FC is off to another grand final!
April 27, 2024 at 9:04 AM
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Two weeks ago, I tripped on absolutely nothing and broke both my arms - my left in a way I hardly notice; my right in a way the ER doc referred to as "a lot". Had some hospital, had scans, had an operation. Went for my follow up today. My bone density is perfect, I've just been diagnosed as unco 😅
Two scans of my wrist/arm. In one scan, the bone is broken in a way that makes a heart, aww! That feels very on brand for me. Two more scans, but after surgery. I have something that looks like a mini paint scraper and a handful of screws in there. A pic of my brand new scar, with some lightning bolt stickers for funsies.
April 3, 2024 at 7:48 AM