Res Ipsa Pedicure (Rawdney Dogerfield Esq., JD PhD)
@resipsamanicure.bsky.social
Lawyer in California. I plan to get weird with it.
Pronouns are who/cares, in the gay way.
Pronouns are who/cares, in the gay way.
“porn-slicked cocaine goon cave”
December 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
“porn-slicked cocaine goon cave”
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
always fun to see what other reasonable opinions folks like this hold
December 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
always fun to see what other reasonable opinions folks like this hold
when I want decor that screams “I am normal,” I always turn to the work of Stanley Kubrick
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
when I want decor that screams “I am normal,” I always turn to the work of Stanley Kubrick
I thought at first that the Coat Bath had a toilet and a larger megatoilet, but upon reflection I have to assume that is the tub for the coats
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I thought at first that the Coat Bath had a toilet and a larger megatoilet, but upon reflection I have to assume that is the tub for the coats
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I was 100% sure he had died, also inshallah may this never be the suggested searches that come after my name
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I was 100% sure he had died, also inshallah may this never be the suggested searches that come after my name
you’re gonna wanna place your seat and tray table in a locked and upright position and safely stow your electronics
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
you’re gonna wanna place your seat and tray table in a locked and upright position and safely stow your electronics
the spa is a key part of my favorite bad Brawl deck. my boy G hands out free day passes ETB. ghalta loves a good sauna
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
the spa is a key part of my favorite bad Brawl deck. my boy G hands out free day passes ETB. ghalta loves a good sauna
This simian Saturday I am moisturized, in my lane, thriving, etc.
![Invigorating Hot Spring
[Art shows a macaque chilling in a hot spring with a snowy wooded mountain slope behind it, at early dusk. Magical white light/energy resembling birds in flight appears to glitter and dance in the steam.]
Enchantment
Invigorating Hot Spring enters the battlefield with four +1/+1 counters on it.
Modified creatures you control have haste.
(Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Invigorating Hot Spring: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.
223/302 U
TM & © 2022 Wizards of the Coast
NEO • EN
GABOR SZIKSZAI](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g4vdphs4dktz5r5emfhi5rke/bafkreibby3tqqdzdp7o257h2bfmdtrrl7kbvo6rknpsdt3tkpqopqvll3q@jpeg)
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This simian Saturday I am moisturized, in my lane, thriving, etc.
may favorite thing about generative AI is that it works and is not horseshit
![Detail of the yardstick height measure thing on the left side of the OP image. The equally spaced measurements along the main axis read from bottom to top: [unintelligible]”, 10”, 15”, 10”, 10”, 25”, 20”, 25”, 30”, 30”, 70”, 80”, 70”, 60”, 65”, 68”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g4vdphs4dktz5r5emfhi5rke/bafkreigwstyffqetspdzr47eqlyjd4rxi3f4ta3apxqpia7yfxl7tjzsuy@jpeg)
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 AM
may favorite thing about generative AI is that it works and is not horseshit
the people need to know she has the heart of a poaster to boot. this is a junglepussy stan account
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 AM
the people need to know she has the heart of a poaster to boot. this is a junglepussy stan account
cancelling Kurosawa for putting his reformers in Yeezees
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
cancelling Kurosawa for putting his reformers in Yeezees
leather jacket cigarette smoking greasy hair switchblade ganondorf 😳
November 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
leather jacket cigarette smoking greasy hair switchblade ganondorf 😳
experiencing normal thoughts and emotions in response to this image
October 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
experiencing normal thoughts and emotions in response to this image
ok wait it’s sooo much funnier: Welcome is a PAC with a “political research nonprofit” glued to the side. One of the first candidates they supported liked their work so much that instead of getting elected he became their Director of Electoral Programs and Finance Chair
October 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
ok wait it’s sooo much funnier: Welcome is a PAC with a “political research nonprofit” glued to the side. One of the first candidates they supported liked their work so much that instead of getting elected he became their Director of Electoral Programs and Finance Chair
October 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Ran out of luck and money well before naninf, but made it to e214 unseeded with no legendaries. Yorick carried while I was setting up, to be fair. But the nat negative DNA was the MVP.
October 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Ran out of luck and money well before naninf, but made it to e214 unseeded with no legendaries. Yorick carried while I was setting up, to be fair. But the nat negative DNA was the MVP.
Anyone who has not seen must watch! It’s on Tubi! One of the few times a piece of media has legit made me “burst out laughing” as an adult was the first shot of a cyclops. A young Liam Neeson has a small supporting role as a bandit that he acts the shit out of
October 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Anyone who has not seen must watch! It’s on Tubi! One of the few times a piece of media has legit made me “burst out laughing” as an adult was the first shot of a cyclops. A young Liam Neeson has a small supporting role as a bandit that he acts the shit out of
I am experiencing very normal thoughts and feelings in response to this information.
October 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I am experiencing very normal thoughts and feelings in response to this information.
WAFFLES
October 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
WAFFLES
KO
October 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
KO
I’m mainly thinking about how it figures into the public imagination. I think when your average person on the street imagines one *with the drum mag,* they are picturing a gangster
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I’m mainly thinking about how it figures into the public imagination. I think when your average person on the street imagines one *with the drum mag,* they are picturing a gangster
I feel like when most people think of a Thompson submachine gun, they are thinking of a Chicago typewriter in the hands of a cigar chomping Edward G Robinson character, not the FBI. But I guess they could be picturing Dick Tracy too. Either way that’s cringe as fuck bro.
October 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I feel like when most people think of a Thompson submachine gun, they are thinking of a Chicago typewriter in the hands of a cigar chomping Edward G Robinson character, not the FBI. But I guess they could be picturing Dick Tracy too. Either way that’s cringe as fuck bro.
October 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM