The whole thing is nuts, but WHY DOESN'T HE USE A MATCHING COLOR?
December 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The whole thing is nuts, but WHY DOESN'T HE USE A MATCHING COLOR?
To be fair, I think Melania's face has been frozen in that position for many years.
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
To be fair, I think Melania's face has been frozen in that position for many years.
He likes the cameras of the old days that don't show weird "tan" lines, dodgy hair styles, and "hand make-up", which nobody even knew was a thing.
December 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
He likes the cameras of the old days that don't show weird "tan" lines, dodgy hair styles, and "hand make-up", which nobody even knew was a thing.
Antifa is the biggest terrorism threat because apparently all of their members wear invisibility cloaks and don't live anywhere.
December 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Antifa is the biggest terrorism threat because apparently all of their members wear invisibility cloaks and don't live anywhere.
No cross necklace = Bigger lies
December 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
No cross necklace = Bigger lies
I'm surprised he's not bragging that "we won't leave you stranded at sea!"
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I'm surprised he's not bragging that "we won't leave you stranded at sea!"
He also doesn't know why you can't take an Uber to the moon.
December 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
He also doesn't know why you can't take an Uber to the moon.
"GenAI, is this order illegal?"
December 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"GenAI, is this order illegal?"
Looks like a double face-palm to me
December 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Looks like a double face-palm to me
"Why does the plane smell like someone spilled milk in it like a week ago?"
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"Why does the plane smell like someone spilled milk in it like a week ago?"
"Pull up bar"
Hegseth's ears perk up ....
"Oh, for pull-ups."
Hegseth's ears perk up ....
"Oh, for pull-ups."
December 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
"Pull up bar"
Hegseth's ears perk up ....
"Oh, for pull-ups."
Hegseth's ears perk up ....
"Oh, for pull-ups."
Our Nation is being led by douchebags.
December 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Our Nation is being led by douchebags.
Does Tom Cotton think incapacitated means decapitated?
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Does Tom Cotton think incapacitated means decapitated?
My guess is they wanted one or maybe some on the boat, and then couldn't tell if one of those people was a survivor, so decided to fire again.
December 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My guess is they wanted one or maybe some on the boat, and then couldn't tell if one of those people was a survivor, so decided to fire again.
That said, Usha does believe that JD will be reincarnated as a couch, which is what he has always wanted.
December 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
That said, Usha does believe that JD will be reincarnated as a couch, which is what he has always wanted.
Department of ... uh ... Juju?
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Department of ... uh ... Juju?
Not sure competency is the issue so much as this administration actually prefers to pronounce it wrong to make some sort of point about non-Anglo names.
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Not sure competency is the issue so much as this administration actually prefers to pronounce it wrong to make some sort of point about non-Anglo names.
Why is the Senator referring to Congress as "they"?
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Why is the Senator referring to Congress as "they"?
"average hardworking American family" = white people
So, not quite Medicare for "All"
So, not quite Medicare for "All"
December 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"average hardworking American family" = white people
So, not quite Medicare for "All"
So, not quite Medicare for "All"
It appears wages have outpaced the price of alcohol, so we've got that going for us. Which is good.
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It appears wages have outpaced the price of alcohol, so we've got that going for us. Which is good.
I don't know, Hegseth seems more like a head in toilet kind of guy.
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I don't know, Hegseth seems more like a head in toilet kind of guy.
He's only offensive when he's awake
December 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
He's only offensive when he's awake