MediumC0re
@replicantredux.bsky.social
dumb jokes, horror hot takes, gastro-enthusiast, mini painter, movie lover, he/him, probably a synthetic
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When I die my only wish is that my consciousness not be preserved in a neural engram, bury me with my shitposts
sometimes I miss 2005 Chipotle
January 18, 2026 at 1:49 AM
sometimes I miss 2005 Chipotle
In a mediocre Bane voice, "you merely adopted slop. I was born in it, molded by it"
January 16, 2026 at 3:57 AM
In a mediocre Bane voice, "you merely adopted slop. I was born in it, molded by it"
Its been said before but it bears repeating. Transmutation is a poor wizards necromancy and necromancy is a rich wizards transmutation
January 15, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Its been said before but it bears repeating. Transmutation is a poor wizards necromancy and necromancy is a rich wizards transmutation
Right now, this very moment, someone out there is recklessly experimenting with flaming hot cheetos and ice cream and they are getting dangerously close to achieving their unsanctioned designs
January 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Right now, this very moment, someone out there is recklessly experimenting with flaming hot cheetos and ice cream and they are getting dangerously close to achieving their unsanctioned designs
After you realize that Thor and Cars have an identicle plot you can never go back. Forever will you be burdened with this terrible knowledge.
January 9, 2026 at 4:10 PM
After you realize that Thor and Cars have an identicle plot you can never go back. Forever will you be burdened with this terrible knowledge.
"costco tonkatsu ramen" is a pretty good tongue twister
January 6, 2026 at 5:10 PM
"costco tonkatsu ramen" is a pretty good tongue twister
l'm over here cooking fondue and watching Tron for our Trondue New Years tradition, and @sarahstubbssays.bsky.social is poping off like "I wish Kevin Flynn was canonically bi" 😘
January 1, 2026 at 2:33 AM
l'm over here cooking fondue and watching Tron for our Trondue New Years tradition, and @sarahstubbssays.bsky.social is poping off like "I wish Kevin Flynn was canonically bi" 😘
honestly i think I prefer to do my reading by the light of a flashlight in an undisclosed location
December 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
honestly i think I prefer to do my reading by the light of a flashlight in an undisclosed location
If I ever become fluent in german it will be exclusively beause of Bernd das Brot
December 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If I ever become fluent in german it will be exclusively beause of Bernd das Brot
Reading from what some call the Book of Black Carols on Saturnalia, an undulating hungry void pierces the veil and its many maws endlessly echo "come in, and know me better man"
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Reading from what some call the Book of Black Carols on Saturnalia, an undulating hungry void pierces the veil and its many maws endlessly echo "come in, and know me better man"
There's only one rule I live my life by. Never make a pun in anger
December 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
There's only one rule I live my life by. Never make a pun in anger
remember to tip your agentic AI
December 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
remember to tip your agentic AI
I'm a little sad the film industry didnt double down on 3D. There could have been a dimensional arms race in entertainment, 4D, 5D. We could be experiencing narratives in a limitless number of dimensions. But thats just me.
December 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I'm a little sad the film industry didnt double down on 3D. There could have been a dimensional arms race in entertainment, 4D, 5D. We could be experiencing narratives in a limitless number of dimensions. But thats just me.
I love The Last Drive In's theme song as much as the next person but if you havent heard that Joe Bob is back in town after six years I dont know what to tell you
December 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I love The Last Drive In's theme song as much as the next person but if you havent heard that Joe Bob is back in town after six years I dont know what to tell you
if ketchup had a pokemon evolution it would go from ketchup to bbq sauce to gochujang
December 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
if ketchup had a pokemon evolution it would go from ketchup to bbq sauce to gochujang
No animals were harmed during the posting of this post
December 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
No animals were harmed during the posting of this post
rocky road ice cream with out the rocks would just be road ice cream
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
rocky road ice cream with out the rocks would just be road ice cream
As a society we dont compare nearly as many things to the size of Texas as we used too.
December 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As a society we dont compare nearly as many things to the size of Texas as we used too.
Avatar: The Last Airbender is a christmas movie
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Avatar: The Last Airbender is a christmas movie
Do you think ancient romans every accidently cast spells just by having a conversation
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Do you think ancient romans every accidently cast spells just by having a conversation
a comedy about a streaming show that only one group of friends watched and it got canceled, but not before it stole their souls. Now they have to get the show picked up or risk eternal damnation.
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
a comedy about a streaming show that only one group of friends watched and it got canceled, but not before it stole their souls. Now they have to get the show picked up or risk eternal damnation.
I sure hope owning a dog ranch sanctuary is a viable plan B
December 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I sure hope owning a dog ranch sanctuary is a viable plan B
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This is the clip I was looking for btw. Happy Bisexual Bob Belcher day to all who celebrate
Bob Belcher - I'm mostly straight
YouTube video by Kronc Lee
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November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This is the clip I was looking for btw. Happy Bisexual Bob Belcher day to all who celebrate