RentalBeef
@rentalbeef.bsky.social
I've done more cool shit and created more cool shit in my life than most people will even get within 1/4 of accomplishing.
Oof had a power surge for a split second. Hoping that's all it was. The storm is gone dammit, not now
January 26, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Oof had a power surge for a split second. Hoping that's all it was. The storm is gone dammit, not now
That time I dropped a fully loaded chili dog on my keyboard
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 PM
That time I dropped a fully loaded chili dog on my keyboard
ringringringringringring BANANA CAR
December 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
ringringringringringring BANANA CAR
Huxley working security. If this breaks containment, I don't care who you are, what you think about anything and don't follow me.
December 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Huxley working security. If this breaks containment, I don't care who you are, what you think about anything and don't follow me.
You two need to go. Just get some ski stuff from Amazon and boom problem solved
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You two need to go. Just get some ski stuff from Amazon and boom problem solved
I'm done even trying to hate watch the Terrifier movies. David Howard Thorton can only carry them so far and he's fuckin Sisyphus with the weight he's holding. Insanely too long. Tedious and it's biggest sin, boring. Gorehounds who still use their hands to count are the only ones who will enjoy em.
November 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I'm done even trying to hate watch the Terrifier movies. David Howard Thorton can only carry them so far and he's fuckin Sisyphus with the weight he's holding. Insanely too long. Tedious and it's biggest sin, boring. Gorehounds who still use their hands to count are the only ones who will enjoy em.
I don't want a computer in my mattress!!!
The Internet Controls Your Sleep Cycle | Versus Wolves 023
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November 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I don't want a computer in my mattress!!!
Did not expect NOLA to go as hard as it does with drinking despite many warnings. Fuckin Christ this city
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Did not expect NOLA to go as hard as it does with drinking despite many warnings. Fuckin Christ this city
Engulf is over. Absolute all timer of a burn. Even slightly better than lakes. Now off to engorge ourselves in NOLA for 2 days
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Engulf is over. Absolute all timer of a burn. Even slightly better than lakes. Now off to engorge ourselves in NOLA for 2 days
Michele: This dubstep track is fuckin terrible.
Me: Sweetie that's a impact driver screwing down boards.
I'm dead.
Me: Sweetie that's a impact driver screwing down boards.
I'm dead.
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Michele: This dubstep track is fuckin terrible.
Me: Sweetie that's a impact driver screwing down boards.
I'm dead.
Me: Sweetie that's a impact driver screwing down boards.
I'm dead.
Engulf: Myschevia if it didn't suck with the worst people you've ever encountered
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Engulf: Myschevia if it didn't suck with the worst people you've ever encountered
Engulf is wild and delightful. People are respectful despite it also feeling like a lawless wasteland. Also the landowners dog just wanders aimlessly. He's adorable
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Engulf is wild and delightful. People are respectful despite it also feeling like a lawless wasteland. Also the landowners dog just wanders aimlessly. He's adorable
Stayed at the Shreveport casino before engulf. Id believe casinos helped the economy and state funding if every fuckin city I see them in wasn't a broken hollowed husk surrounding them.
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Stayed at the Shreveport casino before engulf. Id believe casinos helped the economy and state funding if every fuckin city I see them in wasn't a broken hollowed husk surrounding them.
I cannot believe it took me this long to get a truck. Got enough room to easily fit everything for the trip plus room for Micheles stuff. Easiest Jenga ever
truck.got
November 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I cannot believe it took me this long to get a truck. Got enough room to easily fit everything for the trip plus room for Micheles stuff. Easiest Jenga ever
Holy crap, if you ever got a go do registration or tax stuff, go suffer the drive to Southlake. Literally no wait
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Holy crap, if you ever got a go do registration or tax stuff, go suffer the drive to Southlake. Literally no wait
Don't worry fellas. I'll save some for the rest of you.
November 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Don't worry fellas. I'll save some for the rest of you.
Good: This last day working before Engulf vacation is laid back as shit.
Bad: There is literally nothing to do the next 7 hours. Maybe a hours worth of work at some point. I am so bored and my phones battery is crying.
Bad: There is literally nothing to do the next 7 hours. Maybe a hours worth of work at some point. I am so bored and my phones battery is crying.
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Good: This last day working before Engulf vacation is laid back as shit.
Bad: There is literally nothing to do the next 7 hours. Maybe a hours worth of work at some point. I am so bored and my phones battery is crying.
Bad: There is literally nothing to do the next 7 hours. Maybe a hours worth of work at some point. I am so bored and my phones battery is crying.
Mmmmmmm hospital lead. Makes for a balanced breakfast. Also I'm convinced Harris hospital is actually a Liminal Space area with no beginning or end. Call the police. I'm trapped in between the world's
November 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Mmmmmmm hospital lead. Makes for a balanced breakfast. Also I'm convinced Harris hospital is actually a Liminal Space area with no beginning or end. Call the police. I'm trapped in between the world's
Oh man, I love H-Mart but I suppose there's only so long you have a fish market in a place before the entire place smells like a fish market. For years it was only bad in the back by the fish but oh boy does it hit you like a fucking crowbar when you walk in now.
November 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Oh man, I love H-Mart but I suppose there's only so long you have a fish market in a place before the entire place smells like a fish market. For years it was only bad in the back by the fish but oh boy does it hit you like a fucking crowbar when you walk in now.
So I've been trying to get through Oneway.exe and it kinda scares the crap out of me. It's a incredibly solid horror experience. It is messed up though, though it politely has CW warnings for each scenario. It's really good and has a free demo on Steam.
November 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
So I've been trying to get through Oneway.exe and it kinda scares the crap out of me. It's a incredibly solid horror experience. It is messed up though, though it politely has CW warnings for each scenario. It's really good and has a free demo on Steam.
What? You fuckin kidding me??? Well that's ominous 4 days before a out of state burn
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
What? You fuckin kidding me??? Well that's ominous 4 days before a out of state burn
I fucked up and have to re-home Huxley. I had him off leash at 5am thinking no one was out and he got in to a fight with another dog and bit it's paw. I'm big sad but got some temp places to put him.
October 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I fucked up and have to re-home Huxley. I had him off leash at 5am thinking no one was out and he got in to a fight with another dog and bit it's paw. I'm big sad but got some temp places to put him.
Just watched Shelby oaks. It was pretty good! It went in a direction I didn't really expect and was quite happy about! It won't knock your socks off but it's a solid Halloween horror film.
October 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Just watched Shelby oaks. It was pretty good! It went in a direction I didn't really expect and was quite happy about! It won't knock your socks off but it's a solid Halloween horror film.