This gif sums up a lot lately

Well you see Sam modified the dialing program to bypass several safety protocols in the gate, and then they accidentally created a wormhole that passes though the sun.

Oh wait wrong series…

More likely outcome unfortunately:

Easily, and I'd also argue that it has the best pilot of any Star Trek ever, except, maybe, maaaaaaybe Strange New Worlds, but I personally still think Emissary is better.

You forgot “Sisko making weird noises”, the beach scene is peak Sisko making weird noises

I built a cable for that yesterday. Let me tell you, it’s worth whatever you paid for it. I am never building a cable again

I feel like it should have been every space in your bingo card

It also sometimes asks you to use itself to authenticate itself to sign into itself

I don’t think they fully thought it through

This is the same dude who thinks young people don’t have bank accounts anymore, they pay for everything with their Robin Hood account.

These dudes don’t live in another country. They live in another fuckin solar system.

And don’t forget this is one of the “good” billionaires. Christ.

You can sure tell where they forgot to insulate the roof

Does pet insurance actually pay out? Like I keep thinking it’s a good idea but then I also keep hearing that they will do anything they can to never pay out. You know, like all other insurance.

It's the Cadillac of minivans!

For the record, I _don't_ want to participate, but I would appreciate being _asked_.