@relaxedninja.bsky.social
We who are about to die, salute you.
The trick is to add just the right amount of Windex.
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The trick is to add just the right amount of Windex.
Look at that S car go!!!
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with trading places written in the corner
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with trading places written in the corner
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Look at that S car go!!!
Loomer: Me want king
King: I sentence you to death
Loomer: Not like that
King: I sentence you to death
Loomer: Not like that
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Loomer: Me want king
King: I sentence you to death
Loomer: Not like that
King: I sentence you to death
Loomer: Not like that
Nice. Sean Duffy will surely report on this the next time he's on Fox News.
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Nice. Sean Duffy will surely report on this the next time he's on Fox News.
Nobody told me about cornbread pudding. Want.
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Nobody told me about cornbread pudding. Want.
Outside Buckingham Palace.
King's Guard:
Popehat: I'm a bit of a diction pedant.
King's Guard:
Popehat: I'm a bit of a diction pedant.
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Outside Buckingham Palace.
King's Guard:
Popehat: I'm a bit of a diction pedant.
King's Guard:
Popehat: I'm a bit of a diction pedant.
I'm sure Hitler and Albert Spier had their creative differences too...
November 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I'm sure Hitler and Albert Spier had their creative differences too...
(will still touch)
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
(will still touch)
There is an entire world to this picture when simply examining her face, without even looking at the name.
Her face looks somehow battered, even though she has no bruises.
Also, her soul is missing?
Her face looks somehow battered, even though she has no bruises.
Also, her soul is missing?
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 AM
There is an entire world to this picture when simply examining her face, without even looking at the name.
Her face looks somehow battered, even though she has no bruises.
Also, her soul is missing?
Her face looks somehow battered, even though she has no bruises.
Also, her soul is missing?
Could be a guy named Noone who actually *does* care, but also has a fucked up space bar.
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Could be a guy named Noone who actually *does* care, but also has a fucked up space bar.
Waterworld remake incoming...
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Waterworld remake incoming...
You can trust him. He kept his underwear on.
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
You can trust him. He kept his underwear on.
She studied at the Jim Jordan School of Accountability.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
She studied at the Jim Jordan School of Accountability.
Not the news that we need, but that which we deserve.
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Not the news that we need, but that which we deserve.
God bless everypun.
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
God bless everypun.
The reason to be skeptical is that they are likely a gross undercount, as various independent reports or analyses have concluded. Otherwise, this is the best/only accounting available, which both Israeli and US governments have used for quite some time now.
Israeli Intelligence Has Deemed Hamas-Run Health Ministry's Death Toll Figures Generally Accurate
Senior Israel officials are using the Gaza Health Ministry's death numbers internally, months after both Israel and the U.S. claimed those figures should not be trusted.
www.vice.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The reason to be skeptical is that they are likely a gross undercount, as various independent reports or analyses have concluded. Otherwise, this is the best/only accounting available, which both Israeli and US governments have used for quite some time now.
If he gets covid again he wins a set of Ginsu steak knives.
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
If he gets covid again he wins a set of Ginsu steak knives.
Pretty sure the original crew of the Event Horizon saw that face before the end.
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Pretty sure the original crew of the Event Horizon saw that face before the end.
Donald Trump approved this message.
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Donald Trump approved this message.
Fyre Festival: Holiday Edition
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Fyre Festival: Holiday Edition
Lisan al-Gaib, the Voice from the Outer Boroughs.
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Lisan al-Gaib, the Voice from the Outer Boroughs.
If Mamdani and Trump ever see a Broadway show together, I will instantly leave my body and float away forever.
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
If Mamdani and Trump ever see a Broadway show together, I will instantly leave my body and float away forever.