Wes Relaxed
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David le Hérisson et le Pistolet à Patates
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
David le Hérisson et le Pistolet à Patates
If we can get her to see this then Charlotte Church will probably be at that Charlotte Church this time next week helping train immigrants to avoid lCE and making for an even better headline.
November 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
If we can get her to see this then Charlotte Church will probably be at that Charlotte Church this time next week helping train immigrants to avoid lCE and making for an even better headline.
The option's there but it's not clickable. Tried a couple of browsers in case it was my adblockers but still can't get it.
November 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The option's there but it's not clickable. Tried a couple of browsers in case it was my adblockers but still can't get it.
Any idea how to buy two? I want one and I know someone who would love it as a Christmas present but Kickstarter is only letting me pledge for one.
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Any idea how to buy two? I want one and I know someone who would love it as a Christmas present but Kickstarter is only letting me pledge for one.
It should always be the richest person in the world on 31st December every year that gets the stake. Just imagine the extra fun at Christmas watching them all desperately trying to get rid of enough money to make themselves just the second richest person in the world.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It should always be the richest person in the world on 31st December every year that gets the stake. Just imagine the extra fun at Christmas watching them all desperately trying to get rid of enough money to make themselves just the second richest person in the world.
Just switch it off when they go for a piss. People who can't see it when it's on don't miss it when it's off.
November 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Just switch it off when they go for a piss. People who can't see it when it's on don't miss it when it's off.
Nah! Bit of BluTak and it's fine.
October 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Nah! Bit of BluTak and it's fine.
Lemmy dying kicked off the 2016pocalypse. The world with Lemmy and the world without Lemmy are two very different places.
October 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Lemmy dying kicked off the 2016pocalypse. The world with Lemmy and the world without Lemmy are two very different places.
Everyone who's ever tried to convince me to buy crypto has always fallen down on one question: how do I use it to buy a pint of milk?
Apparently it's more complicated than that...
Apparently it's more complicated than that...
October 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Everyone who's ever tried to convince me to buy crypto has always fallen down on one question: how do I use it to buy a pint of milk?
Apparently it's more complicated than that...
Apparently it's more complicated than that...
You can get fucked all the way off with that.
October 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
You can get fucked all the way off with that.
Alien is one of the first films of any sort I remember watching. I was about 4 or 5 and my dad had rented it. He didn't watch it that night so in the morning he had to choose between letting me watch with him, wasting a rental or paying a late fine.
October 17, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Alien is one of the first films of any sort I remember watching. I was about 4 or 5 and my dad had rented it. He didn't watch it that night so in the morning he had to choose between letting me watch with him, wasting a rental or paying a late fine.
I can time the toaster pop up in my head and cue it with an Elvis-style flourish.
October 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I can time the toaster pop up in my head and cue it with an Elvis-style flourish.
And it makes them put some thought into the track order as well. Instead of just putting all the hits first up and then letting it peter out.
September 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
And it makes them put some thought into the track order as well. Instead of just putting all the hits first up and then letting it peter out.
You're the expert. Exactly how much of history boils down to people just wanting to get plastered and have a good time but their betters don't like that so they make them do work and war and stuff?
September 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
You're the expert. Exactly how much of history boils down to people just wanting to get plastered and have a good time but their betters don't like that so they make them do work and war and stuff?
Imagine where we could be if we applied our brilliant engineering skills to anything other than being twats to each other.
We could all be popping over to Pluto for the weekend for an amazing festival.
Instead we're stuck on this shithole with a bunch of pricks who want to kill each other.
We could all be popping over to Pluto for the weekend for an amazing festival.
Instead we're stuck on this shithole with a bunch of pricks who want to kill each other.
September 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Imagine where we could be if we applied our brilliant engineering skills to anything other than being twats to each other.
We could all be popping over to Pluto for the weekend for an amazing festival.
Instead we're stuck on this shithole with a bunch of pricks who want to kill each other.
We could all be popping over to Pluto for the weekend for an amazing festival.
Instead we're stuck on this shithole with a bunch of pricks who want to kill each other.
I don't think any Heavy Metal musician, real or fictional, has ever been given a Knighthood. If Ozzy never got one then I can't see anyone else who could possibly in line for one. Apart from Bruce Dickinson and Vim Fuego, obviously.
September 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I don't think any Heavy Metal musician, real or fictional, has ever been given a Knighthood. If Ozzy never got one then I can't see anyone else who could possibly in line for one. Apart from Bruce Dickinson and Vim Fuego, obviously.
As do most cultural references outside the Conservatoire de Paris. Sherry, Niles?
September 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
As do most cultural references outside the Conservatoire de Paris. Sherry, Niles?
Well said, Niles.
September 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Well said, Niles.