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If your only tool is a Tool
a woman standing in front of a barbed wire fence wearing a hat that says border patrol on it
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November 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
If your only tool is a Tool
Its not the piss its the smegma. thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Its not the piss its the smegma. thank you for your attention to this matter.
All the spots are his spots
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
All the spots are his spots
This one wont stop talking.
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This one wont stop talking.
Stand by for the 20 year car loan
a cartoon of a man driving a red car with the words ok this is my dream
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November 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Stand by for the 20 year car loan
400 gets u a cardboard box.
a cardboard box that says merax on it
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November 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
400 gets u a cardboard box.
Maverick says “dont forget to baste”
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Maverick says “dont forget to baste”
heres a pretty good Watson
a man wearing glasses and a turtleneck is talking to another man in a room .
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November 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
heres a pretty good Watson
You would if your short term memory had leaked out your ears years ago
dory from the movie finding dory is flying through the air with the words i suffer from short-term remembery loss .
ALT: dory from the movie finding dory is flying through the air with the words i suffer from short-term remembery loss .
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November 8, 2025 at 7:12 AM
You would if your short term memory had leaked out your ears years ago
Principals!
a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open
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November 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Principals!
Maybe rectum active pardon for chuck
a man with long hair and a beard is giving a peace sign
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November 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Maybe rectum active pardon for chuck
He only rates a box of used cat litter. cardboard.
November 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
He only rates a box of used cat litter. cardboard.
The worst was having my foreskin restored and then the second circumsion. It wasnt the pain so much as missing how much that extra half inch made me feel adequate . Now I know how republicans feel…..
November 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The worst was having my foreskin restored and then the second circumsion. It wasnt the pain so much as missing how much that extra half inch made me feel adequate . Now I know how republicans feel…..
Apprentice Level Autism- Mastery seems beyond me at this point.
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Apprentice Level Autism- Mastery seems beyond me at this point.
He is giving “nothing on under this desk but assless chaps energy”
a man wearing a cowboy hat and jacket is smiling
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November 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
He is giving “nothing on under this desk but assless chaps energy”
If you outlaw subs only outlaws will have grinders/hoagies…BRB
a person with a ring on their finger is holding a sub sandwich
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November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If you outlaw subs only outlaws will have grinders/hoagies…BRB
The set of an amateur Porno but they spelled Orifice incorrectly
November 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The set of an amateur Porno but they spelled Orifice incorrectly
Cabrito Tacos! threaten me with a good time
a person is putting a taco in a bowl of soup
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November 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Cabrito Tacos! threaten me with a good time
Red counties have more coyotes than people. Trump could start a registration drive, although every coyote i’ve met showed more intelligence and grace than any MAGA
a close up of a coyote with its mouth open and the caption biomorphosis
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November 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Red counties have more coyotes than people. Trump could start a registration drive, although every coyote i’ve met showed more intelligence and grace than any MAGA
Chekov’s Tennisball
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Chekov’s Tennisball
Mike is giving me wood. A sentence I can’t believe I am writing. Hope he’s happy
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Mike is giving me wood. A sentence I can’t believe I am writing. Hope he’s happy
What are the odds on This contractor being one of Kegstand’s corporate sponsors?
a man in a suit is getting out of a car with a netflix logo behind him
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November 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
What are the odds on This contractor being one of Kegstand’s corporate sponsors?
Also neither drink alcohol or coffee.
November 3, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Also neither drink alcohol or coffee.