I mean, the label says it's +2B. Although the light compensation on my smartphone has given the thing the grey hue of an ordinary +2.

Most of the black +2s are actually+2B. Many people mistakenly refer to them as +2A.
I'm told the +2A is rarer. Come to think of it, I don't actually know what this is, but the probability is that it's+2B.
Hence, I go with the cautious "black +2".

I am not an orc.

No beard. No wit.

You can't get the contents of the YS offerings onto one cassette.

Where's my Commodore Vega+?

Ooh, Dundee (I'm guessing, given your game creation history)!
Yeah, that is quite a trek, as I know! There should be one in Dundee given the city's connection to Speccy manufacturing.

"Yes, the guy in the purple t-shirt with Reheated Pixels on it?"
"Thank you Mr Pickford, I have some questions about Feud..." [unboxes 9,284 A4 pages of handwritten notes]
[security is called]

I'm there for the Sunday. I live locally, so it's a short journey across the M6.

It's Phil South and Ste Pickford mainly for me, but still, a really good line-up for a Sunday.
I'll be with a video camera, making a video for the Reheated Pixels channel. Yes, really.

Chaired by the ghost of Peter Stringfellow.
Attendees will be security frisked for garlic, crucifixes and C64 emblems.

Thank goodness for the chap who showed the Sunday line-up over on spectrumcomputing's forum!
I can only make the Sunday, but there are some really good Speccy figureheads there.

I'm chuffed to learn that I'll be in the presence of a Pickford brother later this month. Dunno if it'll be Learic or Leonoric.

You are quite right. Precautions are in place.