I think there might be an internal corporate spin on this. Not quite sure what it looks like yet, but it feels like the freewheeling public iteration is the unpolished demo version.

Also if any penguin deserves the definite article, it's surely Major General Sir Nils Olav III

Edinburgh is considerably closer en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nils_Olav

Snazzy oven mitts though

None whatsoever. It does mean that anyone trying to sell us easter eggs (mentioning no Asdas) is an additional month early. While continuing Christmas naturally needs top-up chocolate supplies, cracking into the jumbo creme egg half-way through January feels like incentivising the wrong behaviour.

It would be remiss for *someone* not to throw this onto the playing field boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/13...