isn’t aspic made up of papier mache, wood glue, and offal, it sounds as appetising as eating feet

I will say, when you finally get approved, PT should be a great help. Of all the things I’ve tried to alleviate my lower back pain, PT was streets ahead of everything else in effectiveness. It gives you the tools to manage it yourself, and the therapists are usually really helpful folks

but if they let you see a physical therapist, they can work with you to help you lose weight… that’s so backwards ass

These fuckers can go make a living doing something else out of the public eye, they don’t go hungry if they’re rightly stopped from being in entertainment, it’s a choice

why do people in entertainment get infinite chances to stay in the same industry, like if I worked in a furniture store and I was caught being sexually inappropriate with an armoire, I can expect never to work in the furniture biz again.

his diet was exclusively sugar cubes and ribena

It’s one in the eye of the people who helped make the previous instalment as successful as it was, prioritising an audience who’ll gobble up any old junk as opposed to making something worthwhile for the people who actually care about the concept. It’s infuriating and they deserve all the blowback

I hope they’re forced to learn the hard way that no one wants that shit in the media they want to indulge in. It’s so unnecessary, like they already released a successful game without using a single pixel of generated content.

Rich White People at it again I see

I’m sure there’s a correlation to something else that’s happened over the last year but, yknow, can’t quite put my finger on it

I’m so damn sorry, the thought of having to deal with that in the back of your mind before you go in to literally just do your job is warped. No one should have that

Violent?? To you?

a blue whale?! What a privilege

It’s such an idyllic spot for these beautiful babies

Decadent and wholly indulgent, cream, coffee, and dark rum

I wish that plane would shut up!! It’d be so peaceful otherwise

a gift from the heavens

lying to cops, a compliment

check his teeth for capsules, he’ll not cheat the noose

I always do jump to recipe and hit print, takes you to a totally ad free page where you don’t have a chance of being in mid-scroll before being trebuchet’d back to the top of the page