RedStateFugitive
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RedStateFugitive
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Good catch, I didn't notice that.
I wonder if Donny gets a treat afterwards?

Chief of staff: "Such a good boy, no one saw your hands. Here's some chocolate."
December 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
As the rate cuts keep piling up, bond buyers are eventually going to step away until they get a better yield. Ruh-roh...
December 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
packaged-media.redd.it
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I live in a midwest Red State. The Democrats here have difficulty tying their shoes. Asking them to provide a policy solution would be akin to asking them to solve partial differential equations with crayons.
December 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
*know
December 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Epic. That's an onion headline.
December 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
You always wonder what a high ranking officer (full colonel) is thinking as he dies in combat. Let me guess:

"Blyat, I miss my old job--selling shoes in Moscow."
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Google, what is the distance from the S. Ukraine front line to the Kerch bridge?

AI: The distance from the S Ukrainian front line to the Kerch Bridge varies, but it's generally hundreds of km away, w/ estimates suggesting around 260 km from certain points.

Crowd: Drop that bridge!!
December 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I looked around and discovered that Stephen A regrets his vote for kamala Harris. What a horrible human being.

www.vibe.com/news/enterta...
Stephen A. Smith Admits To Feeling Like “A Damn Fool” After Voting For Kamala Harris
During a recent appearance on 'Real Time With Bill Maher,' Stephen A. Smith admitted to feeling like "a damn fool" after voting for VP Kamala Harris.
www.vibe.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Your comment prompted me to check the local Costco for its most expensive champagne. Here it is:

Veuve Clicquot Brut Champagne, France

$61.99

I've never spent that much on a bottle of booze. For Trump, I'll joyfully make an exception.
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Perhaps his doctor simply cut off his Adderall for a day to give his body a break.
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
You misspelled traitor
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The topic of possibly ousting Johnson is discussed at length on The Daily Kos, here:

www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

Fin.
Oh boy... The House Republican caucus is a "tinder box"....
MTG seems to just be the first of many.… More resignations are coming.. Though Johnson keeps the gavel even if Republicans become a minority, unless 9 Republicans band together and vote for a new spea...
www.dailykos.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Even if Democrats gain the upper hand via GOP resignations, the Republicans will still be designated the majority party until the midterms. So, quite unlikely for Johnson to be ousted unless there's a major revolt by the GOP. 2/
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Those were the old rules. After Kevin McCarthy was turfed out and Johnson installed, the rules were changed to require one person from the majority party to challenge, along with eight other members of the majority party. 1/
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Growing up, Patrick Mcgoohan gave me so many great memories:

Scarecrow of Romney Marsh

Secret agent

The Prisoner
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I hate to break this to you, but Snoop is a Trumper. He played at a pre-inaugural event for Trump. F*** him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Dick Cheney is not Resting In Peace. Dick's slow-cooking on a spit roast right now with Henry Kissinger.

Satan left room on the spit for Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell.
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Our family switches to a heated birdbath once temperatures fall below freezing. Verrrrrry popular with birds, squirrels, and raccoons.
October 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
For the sake of karma, I hope this case goes all the way to the supreme Court and bankrupts Comey. Comey gave us Trump in 2016 and that's unforgivable.

F*** him.
September 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Will we see farmers jumping on boxcars? If so, where will they go? Mexico? Hablas inglés?
September 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
F*** James Comey and the horse he rode in on. At the very least, I sincerely hope that he guts his retirement funds to pay very expensive lawyers to make these charges go away.

He f***** the entire country in 2016 and gave us Msngo for the next decade+.

I hope he's forced to start a GoFundMe.
September 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
See also: Chuck Grassley and Mitch McConnell.
September 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM