It’s such a oxymoron

Accurate and concise. Can’t fault it.

My ex’s sister had, as her first dance, You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling. And didn’t see why that was a problem.

On the few occasions I’ve been on Mumsnet noticed the anti-trans ‘feminists’ are also not at all keen on women enjoying any consensual sexual activity the anti-trans ‘feminists’ deem bad for them.

We use it to show strong appreciation/thanks where I work

I love ‘we’re really proud of them, the way they tried’. Like they were six-year-olds in an egg and spoon race.

😎

Hahahahahahaha! This is exactly what I was like too.

There’s an awful lot in my school reports that pretty much amounts to “She’s a bright child but chooses to use her powers for evil”

Hahahaha

That one’s from when I was 10 so imagine what my teenage ones are going to be like

Hahahaha! I actually love this concept.

I think ours was this one, made by Pelham Puppets. Nobody knows how she appeared in our house.

Apparently there as an actual TV ventriloquist who had a dummy called Daisy May but ours looked nothing like it

We also used to have terrifying wooden ventriloquist’s type puppet/dummy called Daisy-May. If she’s still in the loft I’m never going in there again.

I’ve just been discussing the golly with my mum - actually a very right-on parent compared to most when we were kids - and she says she feels terrible about it now but at the time it never occurred to her what gollies *were*. She just thought of them as being like gnomes or something

Hahaha! Yes, he’s probably thinking ‘Christ, things are bad, and that’s speaking as a toy from the 1970s’