Truly, how many more "look this guy isn't just big and muscular, he's a Serious Actor too" wrestling movies do we need?

I have cable, and the quality of my broadcast for Game 1 was awful. I thought my TV somehow switched motion-smoothing on... not to mention how absurdly loud they make random noises throughout the game (and occasionally the umpire).

I’ve seen this exact tray tissue at a restaurant as well!

We don’t have to compare good Reds players to each other, we can just enjoy them :)

Predictions

First 5 Innings
RL: #Reds -0.5
O/U: Over 4.5

First 5 Season-Long
RL: 5-2
O/U: 4-3

Full Game
Over 8.0

Full Game Season-Long
O/U: 8-10-2 (on a cold streak recently)

We need a nationwide mute button for all Aaron Rodgers coverage.

Predictions

Not sure how to digest the fact that the Reds went 3-0 on my little hiatus...

First 5 Innings
Guardians -0.5
Under 4.5

First 5 Season-Long
RL: 5-1 👀
O/U: 4-2

Full Game
Under 8.5

Full Game Season-Long
O/U: 8-9-2

Predictions

No clue how this one will go, but I think an over/under of 9.0 is pretty aggressive.

First 5 Innings
Brewers +0.5
Under 4.5

First 5 Season-Long
RL: 4-1
O/U: 3-2

Full Game
Under 9.0

Full Game Season-Long
O/U: 8-8-2

Predictions

HG & Peralta have both just been so cold lately. Brewers have always given Greene trouble too (lifetime 7.45 ERA).

First 5 Innings
Brewers +0.5
Over 3.5

First 5 Season-Long
RL: 3-1
O/U: 2-2

Full Game
Over 8.0

Full Game Season Long
O/U: 8-7-2

Just lifeless… but with a strange air of superiority, acting like they know something that you don’t while they continue to get their ass kicked.

Predictions

The #Reds seemed under-prepared for Jameson Taillon's new LHB approach. Hope the same doesn't happen today with Civale.

First 5 Innings
RL: Brewers +0.5
O/U: Over 4.5

First 5 Season Long
RL: 2-1
O/U: 1-2

Full Game
Under 9.0

Full Game Season-Long
O/U: 7-7-2