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@redsandoranges.bsky.social
30+ || He/Him || Alleged Writer
just some old fuck obsessed with brodave in any iteration and bro strider being pregnant.
especially bro strider being pregnant
https://redsandoranges.straw.page/
🔞 no minors. mature themes/dead dove content
just some old fuck obsessed with brodave in any iteration and bro strider being pregnant.
especially bro strider being pregnant
https://redsandoranges.straw.page/
🔞 no minors. mature themes/dead dove content
BEHOLD! A SNIRK!
September 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
BEHOLD! A SNIRK!
I have several reasons but of the main two, one is a little more personal than I'd like to admit or share.
The other boils down to "Ha ha stupid puppet man I get to fuck you up like a barbie doll."
The other boils down to "Ha ha stupid puppet man I get to fuck you up like a barbie doll."
July 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I have several reasons but of the main two, one is a little more personal than I'd like to admit or share.
The other boils down to "Ha ha stupid puppet man I get to fuck you up like a barbie doll."
The other boils down to "Ha ha stupid puppet man I get to fuck you up like a barbie doll."
Dave, fat? Absolutely!
Okay so, we have to take into consideration the following:
Dave Strider lived in a household where food safety was not a thing.
This was part of his training, to ensure he could scavenge his food and not starve. Unfortunately, in the process, Dave starved.
Okay so, we have to take into consideration the following:
Dave Strider lived in a household where food safety was not a thing.
This was part of his training, to ensure he could scavenge his food and not starve. Unfortunately, in the process, Dave starved.
July 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Dave, fat? Absolutely!
Okay so, we have to take into consideration the following:
Dave Strider lived in a household where food safety was not a thing.
This was part of his training, to ensure he could scavenge his food and not starve. Unfortunately, in the process, Dave starved.
Okay so, we have to take into consideration the following:
Dave Strider lived in a household where food safety was not a thing.
This was part of his training, to ensure he could scavenge his food and not starve. Unfortunately, in the process, Dave starved.
Okay, so this can only happen in under two circumstances!
Forcefully or Despondently
Bro Strider is a vain man. No matter what, vanity will not allow him to not keep up with his shape. (Or Cal wouldn't "let himself go". He's the epitome of manliness after all!)
Forcefully or Despondently
Bro Strider is a vain man. No matter what, vanity will not allow him to not keep up with his shape. (Or Cal wouldn't "let himself go". He's the epitome of manliness after all!)
July 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Okay, so this can only happen in under two circumstances!
Forcefully or Despondently
Bro Strider is a vain man. No matter what, vanity will not allow him to not keep up with his shape. (Or Cal wouldn't "let himself go". He's the epitome of manliness after all!)
Forcefully or Despondently
Bro Strider is a vain man. No matter what, vanity will not allow him to not keep up with his shape. (Or Cal wouldn't "let himself go". He's the epitome of manliness after all!)
so, obviously this is for the Bro I usually refer to and not Canon!Bro. I don't know if I show it enough but I hc him as autistic. So much of his behavior can be easily explained with that but this isn't an Excuse, just an Explanation. I don't know if I'm explaining myself but yeah that's one!
July 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
so, obviously this is for the Bro I usually refer to and not Canon!Bro. I don't know if I show it enough but I hc him as autistic. So much of his behavior can be easily explained with that but this isn't an Excuse, just an Explanation. I don't know if I'm explaining myself but yeah that's one!
never sown anything except stitches but hey where there's a will there's a way
baby steps
baby steps
July 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
never sown anything except stitches but hey where there's a will there's a way
baby steps
baby steps
|| No Matter What - Chapter 1 ||
archiveofourown.org/works/620879...
The First Cycle aboard the Colony Spaceship Ishimura
archiveofourown.org/works/620879...
The First Cycle aboard the Colony Spaceship Ishimura
May 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
|| No Matter What - Chapter 1 ||
archiveofourown.org/works/620879...
The First Cycle aboard the Colony Spaceship Ishimura
archiveofourown.org/works/620879...
The First Cycle aboard the Colony Spaceship Ishimura
sometimes, I decide to check my strawpage to see if I've had a little treat left for me. and I come to fucking amazing jewels like this one.
May 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
sometimes, I decide to check my strawpage to see if I've had a little treat left for me. and I come to fucking amazing jewels like this one.
For Chapter 3, I'd like to ask for something from y'all. Give me the most DISGUSTING food combinations you can think of.
May 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
For Chapter 3, I'd like to ask for something from y'all. Give me the most DISGUSTING food combinations you can think of.
A tiny teaser. Just a little one. Also, I'm most definitely gonna have to add more tags to this fic. If you think I should add one, let me know, I'm fucking terrible at tags
May 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
A tiny teaser. Just a little one. Also, I'm most definitely gonna have to add more tags to this fic. If you think I should add one, let me know, I'm fucking terrible at tags
|| Right Tool for the Job ||
archiveofourown.org/works/655120...
Bro fucking hates that he was brought back. No purpose, no direction to follow, just sit on his ass and glare at everything and everyone. But maybe Dave can find a use for him.
#fics
archiveofourown.org/works/655120...
Bro fucking hates that he was brought back. No purpose, no direction to follow, just sit on his ass and glare at everything and everyone. But maybe Dave can find a use for him.
#fics
May 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
|| Right Tool for the Job ||
archiveofourown.org/works/655120...
Bro fucking hates that he was brought back. No purpose, no direction to follow, just sit on his ass and glare at everything and everyone. But maybe Dave can find a use for him.
#fics
archiveofourown.org/works/655120...
Bro fucking hates that he was brought back. No purpose, no direction to follow, just sit on his ass and glare at everything and everyone. But maybe Dave can find a use for him.
#fics
Oh my god I can't stop staring at them look at him being all coy. Excellent service, 10/10
May 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Oh my god I can't stop staring at them look at him being all coy. Excellent service, 10/10
I would like to thank this VERY mysterious anon for this amazing piece which warms my heart
May 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I would like to thank this VERY mysterious anon for this amazing piece which warms my heart
Shot into the sky to remind everyone I'm an old man by using an old meme format
May 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Shot into the sky to remind everyone I'm an old man by using an old meme format
anon who are you im gonna kiss you tongue and all in the mouth this is so fucking big brained, my third eye has been forcibly opened why the fuck haven't I included more time shenanigans into this amazing kink scenario
May 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
anon who are you im gonna kiss you tongue and all in the mouth this is so fucking big brained, my third eye has been forcibly opened why the fuck haven't I included more time shenanigans into this amazing kink scenario
So I might be working on something...
@minashigoushi.bsky.social
@minashigoushi.bsky.social
May 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
So I might be working on something...
@minashigoushi.bsky.social
@minashigoushi.bsky.social
except it says breed Bro
May 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
except it says breed Bro
LMAO okay so, I love Ult!Dirk and i am not kidding when I say it would fucking fix him if Dave just fucked him.
April 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
LMAO okay so, I love Ult!Dirk and i am not kidding when I say it would fucking fix him if Dave just fucked him.
|| Reverse Uno Card: Remix ||
archiveofourown.org/works/629592...
But what if it was Dirk instead?
#fics
archiveofourown.org/works/629592...
But what if it was Dirk instead?
#fics
March 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
|| Reverse Uno Card: Remix ||
archiveofourown.org/works/629592...
But what if it was Dirk instead?
#fics
archiveofourown.org/works/629592...
But what if it was Dirk instead?
#fics
ladies and gentlemen
we got him
*confetti pops out*
(thank you so much for this it cracked me up)
we got him
*confetti pops out*
(thank you so much for this it cracked me up)
January 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
ladies and gentlemen
we got him
*confetti pops out*
(thank you so much for this it cracked me up)
we got him
*confetti pops out*
(thank you so much for this it cracked me up)
my first little message! wonder who sent it.........
January 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
my first little message! wonder who sent it.........