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RedPlaidGoose 🇨🇦
@redplaidgoose.bsky.social
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Hoarder of unfinished knitting projects. Sometimes a bit sweary. You will see dog pictures, sorry. Probably bikes & birds too.

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redplaidgoose.bsky.social
Day twenty of the #jibbitzadvent: a bright red Beetle with a pine tree strapped on the roof 😍
Day 20 door opens to reveal a bright red car - a VW bug perhaps? with a Christmas tree strapped to the roof, glittery snow clinging on
December 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
#jibbitzadvent of day nineteen: a lovely snowcapped ski chalet with lights. Another quite large jibbit - will I have room for all of them on my Crocs??!!?
Door opens on day 19 of the Crocs advent to reveal a green a-frame chalet with Christmas lights, glittery snow, and an inviting golden light in the windows
December 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
Day eighteen of the #jibbitzadvent reminds me that I'm a special snowflake ❄️
Door 18 of the Crocs advent calendar reveals a sparkling white snowflake
December 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
#jibbitzadvent day seventeen made me say "oh deer"
Day 17 door opens to reveal the very cute face of a reindeer with a red nose
December 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
Things have calmed down a little here; day sixteen of #jibbitzadvent is a perfectly nice Christmas tree
Day 16 Crocs advent door opens to reveal a green Christmas tree decorated with tiny lights and sparkling snow on the boughs. It is topped with a yellow star.
December 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
HOLY SHIT I thought the previous #jibbitzadvent day was great but day fifteen is an OTTER 😍
Day 15 Crocs advent door opens to reveal an adorable brown otter floating on her back, wearing a two tone green pullover with the Crocs logo on and carrying a white seashell on her plump little belly
December 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
OH MY GOSH day fourteen is the most exciting door in the #jibbitzadvent yet: a hermit crab! Merry Crustmas!
A door opens to reveal a red hermit crab with a jauntily decorated snail shell, holiday-themed!
December 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
Oh no I missed a day, now I will have double the tiny shot of dopamine 😂 #jibbitzadvent day thirteen is a letter to Santa
A door opens on the Crocs advent calendar revealing a blue lettermail envelope addressed To: Santa From: Crocs, with a pine tree stamp on
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
I feel the need for some baking coming on, let's see if the starter survived another summer of hibernation
A mason jar with about an inch of a mysterious white liquidy substance in the bottom
December 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
On the twelfth day of #jibbitzadvent my calendar gave to me a gift box with a jaunty bow
Day 12 advent door opens to reveal a striped blue and light blue gift box tied with a blue bow and a hanging green gift tag that reads "Crocs"
December 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
#jibbitzadvent day eleven: a red and white bonbon - sweet!
Day 11 advent door opens to reveal a red and white wrapped candy
December 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
Day ten of #jibbitzadvent opens to reveal a jolly red and green striped bow
A red and green striped bow behind day 10 Crocs advent door
December 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
Oooo, it's a snowglobe! With a beautiful mountain. And that brings us to day nine, one-third of the way thru the #jibbitzadvent.
A door opens to reveal a snow globe with a glittery gold base, a snowcapped mountain inside and snowflakes
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
Oh no I opened but forgot to post day 8 #jibbitzadvent - how could I forget a YETI???
Day 8 door opened: it is a blue and white yeti! I cannot call her abominable, she is the opposite of.
December 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
I feel sorry for you if you don't have a pink crab on your worktable holding your pencil for you
A bright pink plastic crab on a work table with her claws upraised, holding a pencil
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
My life is out of control* but #jibbitzadvent day 7 had given me a beige snowperson? Oh wait those are seashells and starfish! This is a snowperson sand sculpture!

(*trying to tidy my wretchedly messy workspace)
Day 7 advent calendar door revealing a snowperson sand sculpture with seashell buttons and starfish eyes, wearing a red Santa hat. Maybe Santa built him between snorkeling and doing beach?
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
Day six #jibbitzadvent it's Santa!! Erm... okay Santa's nether regions
An opened door for day 6 of the adventure calendar, revealing Santa's legs poking up out of a chimney edged in snow. Hope he makes it!
December 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
#jibbitzadvent day five: it's Santa!! With a snorkel and mask, a very sporty Santa indeed
Day 5 door open on the Crocs advent calendar, showing Santa with a mask and snorkel, not a pipe full of something smokeable as I first assumed
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
Day four of #jibbitzadvent reveals a little red mitten! 😍
Day 4 advent calendar door open to reveal a little red mitten with white curvy stripes on, to indicate a cable stitch pattern
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
#jibbitzadvent day three: ski goggles reflecting a pink purple sky 💜
Day 3 jibbitz: a pair of ski goggles reflecting a snowy mountain range under a pink purple sunset. Or sunrise? Who knows, skiers are all crazy
December 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
Day two of #jibbitzadvent - an ice-skating polar bear 🐻‍❄️ wearing a blue scarf that matches yesterday's owl's
A slightly glittery polar bear jibbit wearing a blue scarf similar to the owl from day 1
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
Ok if you are not a Crocs fan, or if you are and don't want your Crocsvent spoilered, mute #jibbitzadvent now

Day one: an owl! I love her already 😍
A Crocs advent calendar labelled 26 days of Jibbitz - unwrap one charm per day! And you can bet they'd have used more exclamation points if they could get away with it Jibbitz the first: awwww a cute owl wearing a blue patterned scarf. She is ever so slightly cross-eyed which only adds to her charm
December 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
pretty fucking bold statement to put on the error page that only appears when your servers are down, Cloudflare 🫠
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November 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
Panel from "How to Destroy the Internet" by Gail Simone and Cathy Brett. A woman with her red hair tied back and wearing a white turtleneck with blue horizontal stripes sits with her legs crossed in front of a computer and an empty cup that previously held a hot beverage. With her fingers interlaced in her lap and a satisfied smirk on her face, she asserts, "I am like unto a goddess."
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
redplaidgoose.bsky.social
trying to escape the rancidest of vibes on here for a few days
a screenshot of my bsky moderation panel that shows I've muted all the most rancid subjects for a week, to preserve what small scraps of mental peace I have left
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM