John Phelan, whose name appears in the Epstein files and who was appointed for his political donations, is our Secretary of the Navy.

Cancelled mine today.

He keeps using that word. I do not think it means what he think it means.

In the end, that loyalty was the only asset he had. He'd frittered away his credibility in pursuit of proximity.

Not even two whole weeks? That's pretty embarrassing.

House Homeland Security Committee ranking member Bennie Thompson on the Gottumukkala/ChatGPT story: “At best, he's in over his head, if not unfit to lead. Secretary Noem and her minions are taking a wrecking ball to DHS's credibility and must be stopped."

So they’ll keep making the Model 3 and the Incelmobile? Anything else?

"You take the average guy making $100,000 a year . . ."
- Nelson Rockefeller, in 1959

Leading people to believe that social security is going to go bankrupt is a way to undermine support for the program.

That bird is now Elon Musk's favorite penguin.

Amazing and disgusting. Perhaps the only “history” of post Civil War reconstruction that can legally be taught in Florida schools.

(I wish I were kidding.)

As Roger Ebert wrote, “it is a great film that argues for evil.” One of the best and worst films made by Hollywood.

Having squirrels in your attic also has a less literal meaning.

Certainly appeared to be 3 to 0.

Maybe that’s why the CFO was angling to have American tax payers guarantee OpenAI’s debt.

I hope Glenn Youngkin takes this for what it is — a humiliating repudiation of everything he stands for by the people who know him best.

Who? Who hit the child on a bicycle sending him to the hospital?