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redpenblackpen.bsky.social
RedPen/BlackPen
@redpenblackpen.bsky.social
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Webcomic covering parts of science, peer review, data, academic careers, and puns. #science #scicomm #sciart
Comic/cartoon art shared under CC-BY-NC-SA
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♬ Stuck in the middle with you ♪
Four panel comic with two figures: Figure 1: 'So how's mid-career?' Figure 2: 'Well... I wonder shy I get passed over for opportunities but am very afraid of taking them. I alternate between imposter syndrome and wondering why others can't keep up. I have the means and skills to pursue personal interests but not the time or interest to do so. I marvel at how far I've come and lament that I'm not further. I'm way more secure but worry about all kinds of things. I have the power to change the world but am far less sure it's worth it. So pretty good really?"
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
redpenblackpen.bsky.social
It's Thursday: How's everyone's ToDo list going? Well I hope?
November 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I didn't even KNOW it was gonna be World Toilet Day (officially, today Nov 19th) when this one squeezed out yesterday
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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I debated whether to post this since it's a little off-brand for me, but once an idea like this starts it's hard to stop it coming out. But be relieved this wasn't a flow chart.
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Just a thought I had the other night
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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The RPBP first law of organization: *any* organizational system is the best for as long as you only have little to organize
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Ok - I'll play
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
redpenblackpen.bsky.social
To be fair it's usually your own work that you find the fatal flaw in and the comic is just a repeat of the guy on the left
Two panel comic: left panel, figure looking at a paper and crying, caption says "Finding a paper scooping your work". Right panel, the figure is laughing throwing the wadded up paper over their shoulder, caption says "Finding a fatal flaw in that paper"
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
redpenblackpen.bsky.social
This is a subjectively scary comic for #halloween2025
October 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
redpenblackpen.bsky.social
Step right up! Who wants to be able to pull themselves up? Great prices and easy payment plans available!
October 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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AI be like
October 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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It's been awhile since I've posted this one. Good thing it's no longer relevant. At all. In any way. Not even a tiny bit.
October 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Sigh. We're gonna need a bigger story...
Two panel comic: Left: a mostly completed puzzle with a regular-looking piece missing labeled "My Story So Far" Right: a blobby and irregular shape, with an arrow pointing at the missing piece (it obviously does not fit) labeled "My Latest Experiment"
October 26, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Build with it
October 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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What's in yer basement?
October 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Adventures in computational biology:
1. grants.nih.gov/grants/guide...
2. Yay! A cool looking new mechanism for utilization of omics data!
3. Wait... what is this 'X01' mechanism?
4. And I quote, "No funding will be provided under this NOFO."
5.
Four panel comic: Panel 1, two figures talking. Figure 1 'Great news! We have decided to provide institutional support for your very exciting idea!' figure 2, 'WONDERFUL!'. Panel 2, figure 1, 'Doing something new: we're not providing any *money* this round', figure 2, 'uh...'. Panel 3, <confetti pops>. Panel 4, figure 1, 'We're putting the FUN in funding!'
September 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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It turns out that the infinite monkeys that may be put out of work from our new (and I, for one welcome them) AI overlords are actually us scientists
September 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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I won't say this is *every* paper, but I have trouble remembering any that weren't like this
Cartoon timeline titled 'Typical Timeline for a Scientific Paper by @redpenblackpen'. Start. Outline. Rough draft. v1. FINAL draft! (all clustered at the left). On top of the timeline: when you thought you'd have it submitted, Original submission deadlin, Original publication deadline. Then a space and 'Preprint? Sure, why not?' '*Really* FINAL DRAFT. (on top of timeline) Project Ends. (underneath timeline) draft_v5_final_reallyfinal_thistimeImeanit.docx. (on top) weeping. gnashing of teeth. (on bottom) Holy crap guys. Then 'what the hell is this?' - pointing to a break in the timeline. Then 'submitted'. (on top) a sign pointing off the end of the timeline into the future "Accepted for Publication. 6 months-10 years"
September 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Harsh? But true?
Four panel comic with two figures talking: panel 1, figure 1 "I've told my student to find someone to assign this task to." Panel 2, figure 2, "Great mentoring! Your student will learn the power of delegation". Panel 3, figure 1 "Oh! Haha no. No no no. They'll assign the task, then leave, then the delegate will..." figure 2, "will what?". Panel 4, figure 1 "fail and leave the student holding the ball. And then they will learn that they can really only depend on themselves." figure 2, "oh no."
August 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Pulling yourself up not included
#newcartoon
August 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Really just had something like this feeling this afternoon. It’s the high that keeps you coming back for more
Cartoon of a scientist peering through a microscope saying "Whoaah!!!". Title says "The best part of Science is knowing, for a moment, something that nobody else in the world knows."
August 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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It's magic!
Comic showing a figure working on a magic spell, failing, going back and studying, trying again and failing, failing again. Final panel they're casting the spell successfully and an onlooker is saying "Wow. Myst be nice. Just wave a wand and BAM. Magic." Caption says: "Magic: it's just hard work that other people don't see"
August 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Remember
Criticism of my work is not Criticism of ME
August 2, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Peer review is for the birbs!
Multi-panel cartoon titled "The Birder's Guide to Peer Reviewers by @redpenblackpen". Six birds: The Ruffle-Crested Nitpicker, The Puff-Bellied Strut Cock, Northern Cite-a-me, Hypothesis Hawk, Scooping Vulture, The What-in-the-@!*;?-anyway-didn't-they-even-read-the-stupid-paper-sheesh Common Fluffadee. A 4 panel cartoon titled "The Birder's Guide to Peer Reviewers Part II by @redpenblackpen" Rejection Raven, saying "nevermore loser". Oblivious Ostrich saying "Everything is FINE." Grumpy Goose saying "WHY ARE YOU STILL WASTING MY TIME WITH THIS SHIT!?" Constructive Crow saying "Let's start with p10, lines 353-58, you might want to use a different word there. Think about making the intro on page 3 better reflect your overall hypothesis. Figure 1 you may want to use a better color scheme. On p12 you..."
July 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Update: I've made a modest $150 from Redbubble, plus a few bucks from other sources this year so far. I've just made my first donation to Planned Parenthood. My December donation will go the ACLU. Buy some stuff! Or better yet - directly donate to these causes.
Screenshot of a donation to Planned Parenthood for $185 Poster graphic with an upraised fist holding a pipettman. The poster says "Scientists Resist With Evidence"
July 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM