Adrian Worton
banner
redowl14.bsky.social
Adrian Worton
@redowl14.bsky.social
Ding Junhui's Barmy Army. He/him.
Saucy
January 18, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Reposted by Adrian Worton
OH MY GOD TRUMP HAS BEEN DEFEATED. A HUMILIATING LOSS FOR TRUMP. TRUMP IS NO MORE HE IS GONE SAYONARA TRUMP
January 17, 2026 at 5:55 PM
It is good to be able to leave #TheTraitors whilst you look like a great detective rather than stay too long and get found out
January 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Reposted by Adrian Worton
I raise you Damien Delaney
January 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
My 6yo son and my 60-something mum are talking about current popular music and it's clear I am the most out of touch in our family now.
January 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
You have to eat the raffaelo to feel like you've deserved the ferrero rocher
January 13, 2026 at 1:32 PM
On #TheTraitors I wish they would show longer shots of them playing snooker. I wanted to know if James had successfully played on the blue there, as it looked like a good shot.
January 9, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Tbh if Reece left his cage and walked past Stephen putting his cloak on, he still wouldn't think to mention it in the castle #thetraitors
January 8, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Huh, I guess it is a step up to go from Blackburn to Barcelona.

Wait, Espanyol?
January 3, 2026 at 10:12 AM
There's me thinking that Alex Hunter moving to the MLS in FIFA18 was unrealistic
🚨🇺🇸 Charlotte FC are prepared to offer Harvey Elliott the chance to play on loan in MLS until June. Elliott, likely to return to Liverpool after being unused at Aston Villa on loan. Decision up to the player.
January 2, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Alan Cumming's status as the Scot on the #Traitors with the most baffling accent is under threat.
January 1, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Embarrassing Athletic-level journalist from the Grauniad in this article, clearly just copying a message from a Chelsea "source"
Enzo Maresca on brink of Chelsea sack after breakdown of relations
Chelsea are set to open the new year by holding emergency talks over Enzo Maresca’s position, with it likely he is sacked or perhaps walks away
www.theguardian.com
January 1, 2026 at 1:05 PM
#Afcon perfectly demonstrating how using head-to-head as the tiebreaker in groups of 4 sucks so much. Three groups left to determine, but because of h2h (and solely because of h2h) they are all sewn up.
December 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The bit in Goodfellas where Pesci thinks he's getting made but actually it's a ploy to kill him is based on The Gingerbread Man #movietrivia
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Got a new screenshot to post whenever someone puts something stupid on a local Facebook page
December 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I don't know any details about any of the bids, so no idea if this is the right call or not, but can I just say I approve of the idea (put forward by me, in this post) that Dunfermline-based Wednesday fans get free bus rides to matches 👍
December 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
A modern Christmas Day football truce where every player agrees to have at least 3kg of Christmas dinner the day before and a skinful
December 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
In just over a year, A Matter of Loaf and Death will have come out closer to A Grand Day Out than the present day.
December 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Lapsed into proper Accidental Partridge "Oh shit, did you see that?" at that goal at #afcon
December 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My annual day out at the #snooker today. Genuinely thought I was going to see the highest break in the sport's history...
December 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Any time someone says "cool customer" they could have said "cool cucumber", and as such represents a huge missed opportunity.
December 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
@snookerhq.com Hi David, do you know if it's possible to find the match schedule for the Scottish Open? I'm going on Fri aft and want to know which quarter finals I will be seeing
December 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Take-away apps should let you leave a note for yourself on your previous orders (e.g. "jalfrezi too spicy")

Like, you don't want to leave a public comment when it's just your taste preferences, but it would be useful to know if you enjoyed a previous order or not
December 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
For me, Christmas is just a stressful time (there's so much *stuff* you need to do/buy, that goes really against our values of a simple life), and early Christmas decorations just add to that stress.

Like how teachers hate seeing BACK TO SCHOOL sales in the shops before the holidays have even begun
Middle class people love to pretend to be appalled at Christmas decorations being either early or fun to look at, the ideal Christmas tree is put up at midnight on Christmas day and decorated only by a black cloak and an unlit matchstick
December 8, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Can't bat, can't bowl, can't field?
December 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM