Austin David Parker
@redmordred.bsky.social
I play ttrpgs like D&D, Pathfinder, Fallout 2d20, and sometimes I make things.
Ended up with a Draconic Sorcerer Batfolk in Humblewood that replaces all his W's with V's and thinks he's a real vampire because of magical powers so he bites people using Chill Touch an even though doesn't drink blood because he's not even a vampire bat, he's literally a False Vampire Bat #dnd
October 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Ended up with a Draconic Sorcerer Batfolk in Humblewood that replaces all his W's with V's and thinks he's a real vampire because of magical powers so he bites people using Chill Touch an even though doesn't drink blood because he's not even a vampire bat, he's literally a False Vampire Bat #dnd
It's #dnd tomorrow afternoon and my day off. I'm excited to play my Valor Bard again and make puns at defeat my enemies. The new True Strike is great when you a 20 in Charisma 😁
October 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It's #dnd tomorrow afternoon and my day off. I'm excited to play my Valor Bard again and make puns at defeat my enemies. The new True Strike is great when you a 20 in Charisma 😁
I got farther along, but #inkarnate keeps crashing about every hour of work. I guess I will just keep studying images of New Zealand and the Phillipines 🥲 #dnd #ttrpg #fantasy
September 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I got farther along, but #inkarnate keeps crashing about every hour of work. I guess I will just keep studying images of New Zealand and the Phillipines 🥲 #dnd #ttrpg #fantasy
I am really tempted to play a spicy College of Dance Bard Flamingo or Macaw who wants to help the party, but he has low INT and WIS, so he has the lucky feat and stumbles between being charming and socially inept at the same time... I also need to use my four years of ballroom training and Spanish
September 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I am really tempted to play a spicy College of Dance Bard Flamingo or Macaw who wants to help the party, but he has low INT and WIS, so he has the lucky feat and stumbles between being charming and socially inept at the same time... I also need to use my four years of ballroom training and Spanish
I am working on a map for my upcoming #dnd campaign using Humblewood player options. Took me about 30 mins to make this first draft with probable area in square miles and potential climates... I need to use my geography degree for something 😅 #ttrpg #inkarnate
September 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I am working on a map for my upcoming #dnd campaign using Humblewood player options. Took me about 30 mins to make this first draft with probable area in square miles and potential climates... I need to use my geography degree for something 😅 #ttrpg #inkarnate
Without every purposely memorizing it, I was able to name all the major adaptations of King Kong in chronological order with additional facts even. My favorite fact is in King Kong vs Godzilla it was originally supposed to be a giant Frankenstein's monster, which is why he summoned a lightning bolt
September 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Without every purposely memorizing it, I was able to name all the major adaptations of King Kong in chronological order with additional facts even. My favorite fact is in King Kong vs Godzilla it was originally supposed to be a giant Frankenstein's monster, which is why he summoned a lightning bolt
The time between Back to the Future and Revenge of the Sith is the same as Revenge of the Sith is to now. What a wild ride.
September 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The time between Back to the Future and Revenge of the Sith is the same as Revenge of the Sith is to now. What a wild ride.
Acquired #humblewood from Hit Point Press and plan on running a campaign based on it after our current adventure. I can say the starter box set is really well made, and I like the extra bells and whistles it comes with. Would recommend #5e #ttrpg
September 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Acquired #humblewood from Hit Point Press and plan on running a campaign based on it after our current adventure. I can say the starter box set is really well made, and I like the extra bells and whistles it comes with. Would recommend #5e #ttrpg
The disaster film 2012 came out in 2009. It is known
September 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The disaster film 2012 came out in 2009. It is known
Michael Bay's Transformers came out over 18 years ago. You're welcome.
September 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Michael Bay's Transformers came out over 18 years ago. You're welcome.
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You wake up in a white room. Your body won't move. It feels... Wrong, somehow. You call out and a tall woman walks into your view. Something about her makes you angry.
"Who the fuck are you?'
She rolls her eyes. "Personality #32 too aggressive. Reboot."
You wake up in a white room.
"Who the fuck are you?'
She rolls her eyes. "Personality #32 too aggressive. Reboot."
You wake up in a white room.
July 23, 2025 at 10:49 AM
You wake up in a white room. Your body won't move. It feels... Wrong, somehow. You call out and a tall woman walks into your view. Something about her makes you angry.
"Who the fuck are you?'
She rolls her eyes. "Personality #32 too aggressive. Reboot."
You wake up in a white room.
"Who the fuck are you?'
She rolls her eyes. "Personality #32 too aggressive. Reboot."
You wake up in a white room.
Finished our last #dnd session that we will have everyone in the same room again. It feels surreal to know that after five years our longest game comes to a sort of end. Over 40 sessions into this campaign that we got all be there. See you guys again in a few weeks, only this time online #ttrpg
July 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Just acquired #shadowdark and #daggerheart to add to my #ttrpg collection recently. Can't wait to check them out with some friends today
June 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Just acquired #shadowdark and #daggerheart to add to my #ttrpg collection recently. Can't wait to check them out with some friends today
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“When a man can’t find a deep sense of meaning, they distract themselves with pleasure.” — Viktor Frankl
May 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
“When a man can’t find a deep sense of meaning, they distract themselves with pleasure.” — Viktor Frankl
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hey so me and my friends spent like three years dubbing the 1986 Mario movie as if it was actually dubbed in the 80s. It’s got everything- bizarre translation, questionable voice direction, and the replacement of all Japanese food. Also new English songs. It’ll be out this Saturday.
May 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
hey so me and my friends spent like three years dubbing the 1986 Mario movie as if it was actually dubbed in the 80s. It’s got everything- bizarre translation, questionable voice direction, and the replacement of all Japanese food. Also new English songs. It’ll be out this Saturday.
Has anyone else tried out soloRPGs? If you like #ttrpg and audio editing, I recommend VOID 1680AM by Bannerless Games. You get to make your own fictional radio show and answer callers. It uses dice and playing cards to help you create stories. You also record the audio while you play
April 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Has anyone else tried out soloRPGs? If you like #ttrpg and audio editing, I recommend VOID 1680AM by Bannerless Games. You get to make your own fictional radio show and answer callers. It uses dice and playing cards to help you create stories. You also record the audio while you play
I'm in a Pathfinder 1e campaign right now as a halfling celestial bloodrager / soulknife multiclass. I am also the party face. At first, I imagined him as like a stoic hero, but now I like to imagine him as a tiny man who decides to go feral like a rabid chihuahua whenever negotiations break down
April 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I'm in a Pathfinder 1e campaign right now as a halfling celestial bloodrager / soulknife multiclass. I am also the party face. At first, I imagined him as like a stoic hero, but now I like to imagine him as a tiny man who decides to go feral like a rabid chihuahua whenever negotiations break down