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No Paul I told you already it was fine. I liked the movie dude. It's fine
October 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
No Paul I told you already it was fine. I liked the movie dude. It's fine
C'mon I don't think internet hippo is THAT old
July 1, 2025 at 7:00 AM
C'mon I don't think internet hippo is THAT old
bizarre episode. opening is so horror that it really seems like there's something sinister going on but it really is just "yeah everyone on that ship got so drunk that they decided to blow open the airlock and turn the AC to -100 degrees because they were sweaty. well, onto the next planet"
May 31, 2025 at 4:03 AM
bizarre episode. opening is so horror that it really seems like there's something sinister going on but it really is just "yeah everyone on that ship got so drunk that they decided to blow open the airlock and turn the AC to -100 degrees because they were sweaty. well, onto the next planet"
yknow the problem with all their tech looking more or less the same is that it sure seemed like picard was about to blow wesley away with his phaser
May 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
yknow the problem with all their tech looking more or less the same is that it sure seemed like picard was about to blow wesley away with his phaser
for some reason for this whole episode i thought there was some kind of sinister hivemind thing happening and something had an actual motive and was trying to kill everyone but it turns out no it's actually everyone is just all fucked up. don't know why i thought that. i guess it's not a horny virus
May 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
for some reason for this whole episode i thought there was some kind of sinister hivemind thing happening and something had an actual motive and was trying to kill everyone but it turns out no it's actually everyone is just all fucked up. don't know why i thought that. i guess it's not a horny virus
the virgin picard vs the chad data
May 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
the virgin picard vs the chad data
when you're a robot and a security chief infected by a horny virus is trying to seduce you but the whole time you're just looking at the backwards S that she gelled into her hair
May 31, 2025 at 4:01 AM
when you're a robot and a security chief infected by a horny virus is trying to seduce you but the whole time you're just looking at the backwards S that she gelled into her hair
i can't believe that conspicuous picard impersonation machine came back to haunt us 5 minutes later
May 31, 2025 at 4:01 AM
i can't believe that conspicuous picard impersonation machine came back to haunt us 5 minutes later
i'm sure everything's fine here
May 31, 2025 at 4:01 AM
i'm sure everything's fine here
it is insanely funny to me that riker is like "data i need you to search through all of human history to find an example of somebody taking a shower in their clothes. i will stand right behind you the whole time."
May 31, 2025 at 4:01 AM
it is insanely funny to me that riker is like "data i need you to search through all of human history to find an example of somebody taking a shower in their clothes. i will stand right behind you the whole time."
god i bet covid would have been wrapped up like 🫰 if every time it was transmitted to another person there was a zany sound effect as the sick person touched the healthy person's face
the doctors would be like oh. just heard that sound effect again. better quarantine that guy
the doctors would be like oh. just heard that sound effect again. better quarantine that guy
May 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
god i bet covid would have been wrapped up like 🫰 if every time it was transmitted to another person there was a zany sound effect as the sick person touched the healthy person's face
the doctors would be like oh. just heard that sound effect again. better quarantine that guy
the doctors would be like oh. just heard that sound effect again. better quarantine that guy
oh my god this teenager made a deepfake voice model of picard
May 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
oh my god this teenager made a deepfake voice model of picard
now i'm no doctor. but if i was "confining someone to sickbay" i might lock the door or something. instead of just leaving them alone in the room while i fucked off. so that, you know. they couldn't do this
May 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
now i'm no doctor. but if i was "confining someone to sickbay" i might lock the door or something. instead of just leaving them alone in the room while i fucked off. so that, you know. they couldn't do this
god damn it i was right
May 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
god damn it i was right
fuck it i'm going in
May 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
fuck it i'm going in
fuck my life did data catch a "being sexy" virus
May 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
fuck my life did data catch a "being sexy" virus
not watching this right now but i just looked at the next episode and oh my god data why are you standing like that
May 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
not watching this right now but i just looked at the next episode and oh my god data why are you standing like that
Well. That's one two part episode down. Pretty wacky lmao. Not gonna watch more tonight but hey kinda interesting. I'll probably watch more at some point
May 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Well. That's one two part episode down. Pretty wacky lmao. Not gonna watch more tonight but hey kinda interesting. I'll probably watch more at some point
It's funny that their little laser guns are like. Air conditioner remotes
May 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It's funny that their little laser guns are like. Air conditioner remotes
It's been a long time since I watched TV that was so clearly made around commercial breaks and I forgot how annoying it is that every 7 minutes someone will go 😠 at something offscreen and then it'll fade to black
May 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It's been a long time since I watched TV that was so clearly made around commercial breaks and I forgot how annoying it is that every 7 minutes someone will go 😠 at something offscreen and then it'll fade to black
I'm always saying this
May 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I'm always saying this
It's funny that Riker is like "yup. I, myself, will dock us manually. I will do that because I can do that" and then it's just him standing there going "alright gang. Dock us manually please"
I've had bosses like this
I've had bosses like this
May 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It's funny that Riker is like "yup. I, myself, will dock us manually. I will do that because I can do that" and then it's just him standing there going "alright gang. Dock us manually please"
I've had bosses like this
I've had bosses like this
Not toooo sure about these guys
May 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Not toooo sure about these guys
Lmao the unnamed fifth guy who was in the ship with them just looking around like ah shit I didn't get teleported. I must not be a main character
May 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Lmao the unnamed fifth guy who was in the ship with them just looking around like ah shit I didn't get teleported. I must not be a main character
It is wild to give you like 15 seconds of "here is our cast, here is our setting, this is the status quo" before being like "and now here is the weirdest dude you have ever seen. he will now be prancing around the room"
May 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It is wild to give you like 15 seconds of "here is our cast, here is our setting, this is the status quo" before being like "and now here is the weirdest dude you have ever seen. he will now be prancing around the room"