+ cardinal! and small cute woodpecker!

I'm only asked if I'm pregnant, every five minutes.
would be a nice change of pace if they asked literally anything else.

I'd still be a sinner

🫂🫂🫂

how do I get on that block list

and these are the biggest yams i've ever seen, you could break a window with these things!
I really was expecting to see people fighting over carrots and onions, like last year.

our store is often super busy mid-afternoon too!
i didn't want to go right after work, figured it would be busy. hopefully by 8:30/9, the people who went shopping after dinner will also be done.
yeah, i just need a couple odds and ends.

sometimes the best way is the way that keeps us from bashing our head into our desk in frustration.
MSOffice is all like "use the web version!" and then the stuff we actually use their stuff for, does not work on the web version.

a crappy workaround is do the macros locally, then upload completed version.
another crappy workaround is instead of macro do a ton of formulas within formulas, if/thens, index, countifs, etc, so the populated answers pull from a hidden sheet. bitch to set up, but no macros.

Not sure how your server is set up, can you get away from using Web version but still saved shared (legacy share) version on server? Depending on the macro you might be able to bootstrap something into a Google sheet w/scripting

I want to taste the coffee beans & where they came from.

Take your phone & pretend to be arguing with an insurance company. Every few minutes say "no, don't put me on hold, keep me on the line so I don't get disconnected"

I'll take "purchasing physical cookbooks for $800, Alex"

Did doc look at you funny when you asked?
Person is terrified of getting that reaction.

Oooh, but tell me about the leather wallet place?

Mine:
WINE
PIZZA
FRIENDS
I'll trade you one of those for vodka?

Sometimes it drives me nuts, but I'm so used to it by now. My brain thinks it is a game, a game I'm good at.