Jane
@redfoxglove.bsky.social
Audio description artist for film and theatre. Non-bio mother. #Vocaleyes editor. Seamstress. Occasionally talking with the Voices in my head (no, really).
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Jane
@redfoxglove.bsky.social
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Paranormal Activity: A New Story Live On Stage
James and Lou move from Chicago to London to escape their past, but they soon discover that places aren’t haunted, people are... Inspired by the iconic, terrifying film series,Paranormal Activity is a...
paranormalonstage.com
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions:
MAMMA MIA, Novello Theatre, 31/1/26 @ 3.00pm
www.mamma-mia.com
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, Ambassadors Theatre, 9/2/26 @ 8.00pm
paranormalonstage.com
OH, MARY!, Trafalgar Theatre, 28/2/26 @ 2.00pm
ohmaryplay.co.uk
MAMMA MIA, Novello Theatre, 31/1/26 @ 3.00pm
www.mamma-mia.com
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, Ambassadors Theatre, 9/2/26 @ 8.00pm
paranormalonstage.com
OH, MARY!, Trafalgar Theatre, 28/2/26 @ 2.00pm
ohmaryplay.co.uk
I just saw this picture of a five year old, with his school bag and little blue bunny hat, being put into an #ICE vehicle, and I am not getting anything else done today.
I don’t even believe in hell, but if you defend this - if you even THINK about HOW to defend this - I hope you burn.
I don’t even believe in hell, but if you defend this - if you even THINK about HOW to defend this - I hope you burn.
January 22, 2026 at 10:31 AM
I just saw this picture of a five year old, with his school bag and little blue bunny hat, being put into an #ICE vehicle, and I am not getting anything else done today.
I don’t even believe in hell, but if you defend this - if you even THINK about HOW to defend this - I hope you burn.
I don’t even believe in hell, but if you defend this - if you even THINK about HOW to defend this - I hope you burn.
Anyone got a guess what this word might be? From context, it’s probably a colour, but I’ve no idea. #WritingInTheDark #AudioDescription
January 19, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Anyone got a guess what this word might be? From context, it’s probably a colour, but I’ve no idea. #WritingInTheDark #AudioDescription
I’m pretty sure when people talk about therapy only being effective if you “do the work”, they don’t usually mean having two separate therapists encourage you to spend more time with your delusional Voices, only for you to go “no, I’ve got too much being-a-functioning-adult to do, first”.
January 17, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I’m pretty sure when people talk about therapy only being effective if you “do the work”, they don’t usually mean having two separate therapists encourage you to spend more time with your delusional Voices, only for you to go “no, I’ve got too much being-a-functioning-adult to do, first”.
Oh, this is taking a turn right away from the fantastic. I thought it might be Luddite, at first, but it’s much sharper. Colonialism, capitalism, death of the soul. #TheRoseField
Certain people would ban it in schools, if they could understand it.
Certain people would ban it in schools, if they could understand it.
January 17, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Oh, this is taking a turn right away from the fantastic. I thought it might be Luddite, at first, but it’s much sharper. Colonialism, capitalism, death of the soul. #TheRoseField
Certain people would ban it in schools, if they could understand it.
Certain people would ban it in schools, if they could understand it.
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A reminder that you can report X and Grok in the App Store and get them removed. Just go down to “report a problem”
January 8, 2026 at 6:09 PM
A reminder that you can report X and Grok in the App Store and get them removed. Just go down to “report a problem”
Rewatching #Pluribus already. Probably the most original series watched - well, last year now, I suppose.
I mean, I only managed to watch about four series in total, but it’s still pretty damn good.
I mean, I only managed to watch about four series in total, but it’s still pretty damn good.
January 8, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Rewatching #Pluribus already. Probably the most original series watched - well, last year now, I suppose.
I mean, I only managed to watch about four series in total, but it’s still pretty damn good.
I mean, I only managed to watch about four series in total, but it’s still pretty damn good.
This year has not got off to the best of starts. Today’s event was slipping on black ice during the school run, and I’m pretty sure I’ve cracked my coccyx. I can barely walk.
January 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
This year has not got off to the best of starts. Today’s event was slipping on black ice during the school run, and I’m pretty sure I’ve cracked my coccyx. I can barely walk.
Our heating has packed up. It is below freezing outside, and 10c in the house. #CriesInRaynaudsSyndrome
January 5, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Our heating has packed up. It is below freezing outside, and 10c in the house. #CriesInRaynaudsSyndrome
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions:
MAMMA MIA, Novello Theatre, 31/1/26 @ 3.00pm
www.mamma-mia.com
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, Ambassadors Theatre, 9/2/26 @ 8.00pm
paranormalonstage.com
OH, MARY!, Trafalgar Theatre, 28/2/26 @ 2.00pm
ohmaryplay.co.uk
MAMMA MIA, Novello Theatre, 31/1/26 @ 3.00pm
www.mamma-mia.com
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, Ambassadors Theatre, 9/2/26 @ 8.00pm
paranormalonstage.com
OH, MARY!, Trafalgar Theatre, 28/2/26 @ 2.00pm
ohmaryplay.co.uk
Paranormal Activity: A New Story Live On Stage
James and Lou move from Chicago to London to escape their past, but they soon discover that places aren’t haunted, people are... Inspired by the iconic, terrifying film series,Paranormal Activity is a...
paranormalonstage.com
January 5, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions:
MAMMA MIA, Novello Theatre, 31/1/26 @ 3.00pm
www.mamma-mia.com
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, Ambassadors Theatre, 9/2/26 @ 8.00pm
paranormalonstage.com
OH, MARY!, Trafalgar Theatre, 28/2/26 @ 2.00pm
ohmaryplay.co.uk
MAMMA MIA, Novello Theatre, 31/1/26 @ 3.00pm
www.mamma-mia.com
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, Ambassadors Theatre, 9/2/26 @ 8.00pm
paranormalonstage.com
OH, MARY!, Trafalgar Theatre, 28/2/26 @ 2.00pm
ohmaryplay.co.uk
A good way to tell who’s abled online at the moment, is to look at who’s crowing about Trump potentially being killed by 325mg of aspirin (fractionally more than one standard tablet).
Have you any concept of how many painkillers some of us have to consume daily?? Stop spreading false hope!
Have you any concept of how many painkillers some of us have to consume daily?? Stop spreading false hope!
January 5, 2026 at 9:20 AM
A good way to tell who’s abled online at the moment, is to look at who’s crowing about Trump potentially being killed by 325mg of aspirin (fractionally more than one standard tablet).
Have you any concept of how many painkillers some of us have to consume daily?? Stop spreading false hope!
Have you any concept of how many painkillers some of us have to consume daily?? Stop spreading false hope!
Right now, the main thing standing between us and WWIII, is the existence of someone in the inner circle with sufficient moral courage to shoot the glorious leader in the head, before he tries this nonsense on a NATO member country.
So we’re probably fucked.
So we’re probably fucked.
January 3, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Right now, the main thing standing between us and WWIII, is the existence of someone in the inner circle with sufficient moral courage to shoot the glorious leader in the head, before he tries this nonsense on a NATO member country.
So we’re probably fucked.
So we’re probably fucked.
Why have I scripted the line “Max successfully sits” in this #AudioDescription? Do I hate myself? Don’t answer that.
January 3, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Why have I scripted the line “Max successfully sits” in this #AudioDescription? Do I hate myself? Don’t answer that.
#TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea: Generally slightly didactic and silly fun, but you’re telling me they had the ability to return the pollution to the land, yet held off and kept dying for years - so that they could wait to make a dramatic point?
December 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
#TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea: Generally slightly didactic and silly fun, but you’re telling me they had the ability to return the pollution to the land, yet held off and kept dying for years - so that they could wait to make a dramatic point?
The crazy is still at its most potent at this time of year. And, as ever, it is when I have the least time to surrender to it.
I’m not sure what it says when two separate therapists are going to”No, really, you need to listen to your hallucinations MORE.”
I’m not sure what it says when two separate therapists are going to”No, really, you need to listen to your hallucinations MORE.”
December 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The crazy is still at its most potent at this time of year. And, as ever, it is when I have the least time to surrender to it.
I’m not sure what it says when two separate therapists are going to”No, really, you need to listen to your hallucinations MORE.”
I’m not sure what it says when two separate therapists are going to”No, really, you need to listen to your hallucinations MORE.”
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions:
A CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG, Apollo Theatre, 4/1/26 @ 2.00pm
mischiefcomedy.com/whats-on/christmas-carol-goes-wrong/about/
MAMMA MIA, Novello Theatre, 31/1/26 @ 3.00pm
mamma-mia.com
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, Ambassadors Theatre, 9/2/26 @ 8.00pm
paranormalonstage.com
A CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG, Apollo Theatre, 4/1/26 @ 2.00pm
mischiefcomedy.com/whats-on/christmas-carol-goes-wrong/about/
MAMMA MIA, Novello Theatre, 31/1/26 @ 3.00pm
mamma-mia.com
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, Ambassadors Theatre, 9/2/26 @ 8.00pm
paranormalonstage.com
About - CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG - Mischief Comedy
Mischief’s new action-packed thriller THE COMEDY ABOUT SPIES, gripping audiences with laughter from April 2025 at the Noël Coward Theatre.
mischiefcomedy.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions:
A CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG, Apollo Theatre, 4/1/26 @ 2.00pm
mischiefcomedy.com/whats-on/christmas-carol-goes-wrong/about/
MAMMA MIA, Novello Theatre, 31/1/26 @ 3.00pm
mamma-mia.com
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, Ambassadors Theatre, 9/2/26 @ 8.00pm
paranormalonstage.com
A CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG, Apollo Theatre, 4/1/26 @ 2.00pm
mischiefcomedy.com/whats-on/christmas-carol-goes-wrong/about/
MAMMA MIA, Novello Theatre, 31/1/26 @ 3.00pm
mamma-mia.com
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, Ambassadors Theatre, 9/2/26 @ 8.00pm
paranormalonstage.com
Well, after several years of hearing such sad announcements with increasing frequency, it was finally the train I was on that hit a person on the tracks. 😥
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Well, after several years of hearing such sad announcements with increasing frequency, it was finally the train I was on that hit a person on the tracks. 😥
The fact a tribunal upheld this bullshit decision is particularly distressing. God forbid disabled people LIVE.
And I hope whoever “drew the DWPs attention” to the video, experiences their own traumatic disability, the miserable, snivelling, wannabe stasi snitch.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
And I hope whoever “drew the DWPs attention” to the video, experiences their own traumatic disability, the miserable, snivelling, wannabe stasi snitch.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Family fight DWP decision to take amputee's PIP disability benefits - BBC News
Shaun Rigby lost his PIP and must pay back £36,000 after a video emerged of him playing cricket.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 8:57 AM
The fact a tribunal upheld this bullshit decision is particularly distressing. God forbid disabled people LIVE.
And I hope whoever “drew the DWPs attention” to the video, experiences their own traumatic disability, the miserable, snivelling, wannabe stasi snitch.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
And I hope whoever “drew the DWPs attention” to the video, experiences their own traumatic disability, the miserable, snivelling, wannabe stasi snitch.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
This is remarkable. We often speak about the arts being “inspirational” in an optimistically woolly sense, but here we have an example of totally unexpected real world change.
I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This is remarkable. We often speak about the arts being “inspirational” in an optimistically woolly sense, but here we have an example of totally unexpected real world change.
My child just declared that she didn’t like a boy because he had been staring at her.
When asked for further context, it emerged that she had proposed a staring competition. 🤦♀️
When asked for further context, it emerged that she had proposed a staring competition. 🤦♀️
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My child just declared that she didn’t like a boy because he had been staring at her.
When asked for further context, it emerged that she had proposed a staring competition. 🤦♀️
When asked for further context, it emerged that she had proposed a staring competition. 🤦♀️
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions:
ROBIN HOOD, New Wimbledon Theatre, 17/12/25 @ 7.00pm
atgtickets.com/shows/robin-hood-pantomime/new-wimbledon-theatre/
A CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG, Apollo Theatre, 4/1/26 @ 2.00pm
mischiefcomedy.com/whats-on/christmas-carol-goes-wrong/about/
ROBIN HOOD, New Wimbledon Theatre, 17/12/25 @ 7.00pm
atgtickets.com/shows/robin-hood-pantomime/new-wimbledon-theatre/
A CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG, Apollo Theatre, 4/1/26 @ 2.00pm
mischiefcomedy.com/whats-on/christmas-carol-goes-wrong/about/
Robin Hood (Pantomime) Tickets | New Wimbledon Theatre in Wimbledon | ATG Tickets
Get ready for an adventure like no other as street dance sensations Ashley Banjo and Diversity take over Sherwood Forest this Christmas, joined by comedian and magician Pete Firman plus an outstanding...
atgtickets.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions:
ROBIN HOOD, New Wimbledon Theatre, 17/12/25 @ 7.00pm
atgtickets.com/shows/robin-hood-pantomime/new-wimbledon-theatre/
A CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG, Apollo Theatre, 4/1/26 @ 2.00pm
mischiefcomedy.com/whats-on/christmas-carol-goes-wrong/about/
ROBIN HOOD, New Wimbledon Theatre, 17/12/25 @ 7.00pm
atgtickets.com/shows/robin-hood-pantomime/new-wimbledon-theatre/
A CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG, Apollo Theatre, 4/1/26 @ 2.00pm
mischiefcomedy.com/whats-on/christmas-carol-goes-wrong/about/
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions:
THE CHAOS THAT HAS BEEN …Norwich Playhouse, 25/11/25 @ 7.30pm
norwichtheatre.org/whats-on/the-chaos-that-has-been-and-will-no-doubt-return/
ROBIN HOOD, New Wimbledon Theatre, 17/12/25 @ 7.00pm
atgtickets.com/shows/robin-hood-pantomime/new-wimbledon-theatre/
THE CHAOS THAT HAS BEEN …Norwich Playhouse, 25/11/25 @ 7.30pm
norwichtheatre.org/whats-on/the-chaos-that-has-been-and-will-no-doubt-return/
ROBIN HOOD, New Wimbledon Theatre, 17/12/25 @ 7.00pm
atgtickets.com/shows/robin-hood-pantomime/new-wimbledon-theatre/
The Chaos That Has Been and Will No Doubt Return | Norwich Theatre
Two best mates. One HUGE party. Luton pinned by austerity. An evening of noughties bangers and shots of shitty gin mixed with the chaos of violence. A night to remember!
norwichtheatre.org
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions:
THE CHAOS THAT HAS BEEN …Norwich Playhouse, 25/11/25 @ 7.30pm
norwichtheatre.org/whats-on/the-chaos-that-has-been-and-will-no-doubt-return/
ROBIN HOOD, New Wimbledon Theatre, 17/12/25 @ 7.00pm
atgtickets.com/shows/robin-hood-pantomime/new-wimbledon-theatre/
THE CHAOS THAT HAS BEEN …Norwich Playhouse, 25/11/25 @ 7.30pm
norwichtheatre.org/whats-on/the-chaos-that-has-been-and-will-no-doubt-return/
ROBIN HOOD, New Wimbledon Theatre, 17/12/25 @ 7.00pm
atgtickets.com/shows/robin-hood-pantomime/new-wimbledon-theatre/
@helpsheffield.co.uk Heads up if anyone is waiting for a tram: all that is currently running is Malin Bridge > Cathedral, but no one’s communicated this. Nothing eastbound through city.
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
@helpsheffield.co.uk Heads up if anyone is waiting for a tram: all that is currently running is Malin Bridge > Cathedral, but no one’s communicated this. Nothing eastbound through city.
Child has to do eye exercises for a recently diagnosed condition. She is supposed to rest her eyes for two minutes afterwards.
So she has choreographed a two-minute dance routine, which she performs entirely with her eyes closed. She doesn’t stumble or bump into anything. It is eerie.
So she has choreographed a two-minute dance routine, which she performs entirely with her eyes closed. She doesn’t stumble or bump into anything. It is eerie.
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Child has to do eye exercises for a recently diagnosed condition. She is supposed to rest her eyes for two minutes afterwards.
So she has choreographed a two-minute dance routine, which she performs entirely with her eyes closed. She doesn’t stumble or bump into anything. It is eerie.
So she has choreographed a two-minute dance routine, which she performs entirely with her eyes closed. She doesn’t stumble or bump into anything. It is eerie.
Child asked me to toast her leftover Halloween marshmallows.
They are shaped like ghosts.
I am spearing tormented souls on a skewer and holding them over the flames.
What have I become?
They are shaped like ghosts.
I am spearing tormented souls on a skewer and holding them over the flames.
What have I become?
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Child asked me to toast her leftover Halloween marshmallows.
They are shaped like ghosts.
I am spearing tormented souls on a skewer and holding them over the flames.
What have I become?
They are shaped like ghosts.
I am spearing tormented souls on a skewer and holding them over the flames.
What have I become?
Having just left my psych appointment, this poster was, on closer inspection, quite disappointing.
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Having just left my psych appointment, this poster was, on closer inspection, quite disappointing.