Red Delicious Apple Facts
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The only thing I hate more than Red Delicious Apples is Nazis.
Ok. Nazis and cancer.
Ok. Nazis, cancer and billionaires.
But that’s it.
The only thing I hate more than Red Delicious Apples is Nazis.
Ok. Nazis and cancer.
Ok. Nazis, cancer and billionaires.
But that’s it.
Pinned
The Epstein files were never about Democrat or Republican. It was about income.
Filthy rich people doing unspeakable things to children and poor people.
Billionaires shouldn’t exist.
If they are guilty then send them to jail.
Fuck each and every one of them.
Filthy rich people doing unspeakable things to children and poor people.
Billionaires shouldn’t exist.
If they are guilty then send them to jail.
Fuck each and every one of them.
My 10 year old football fanatic son is so bored by the Super Bowl this year he asked to turn it to the Puppy Bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
My 10 year old football fanatic son is so bored by the Super Bowl this year he asked to turn it to the Puppy Bowl.
At Helium to see Ron Funches. Can’t fucking wait.
February 6, 2026 at 11:15 PM
At Helium to see Ron Funches. Can’t fucking wait.
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If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff.
Democracy dies in oligarchy.
Democracy dies in oligarchy.
February 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff.
Democracy dies in oligarchy.
Democracy dies in oligarchy.
Not sure if migraine because lack of sleep. Or lack of sleep because migraine. But my brain is trying to escape my skull through my eyes.
January 31, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Not sure if migraine because lack of sleep. Or lack of sleep because migraine. But my brain is trying to escape my skull through my eyes.
The Epstein files were never about Democrat or Republican. It was about income.
Filthy rich people doing unspeakable things to children and poor people.
Billionaires shouldn’t exist.
If they are guilty then send them to jail.
Fuck each and every one of them.
Filthy rich people doing unspeakable things to children and poor people.
Billionaires shouldn’t exist.
If they are guilty then send them to jail.
Fuck each and every one of them.
January 31, 2026 at 12:52 PM
The Epstein files were never about Democrat or Republican. It was about income.
Filthy rich people doing unspeakable things to children and poor people.
Billionaires shouldn’t exist.
If they are guilty then send them to jail.
Fuck each and every one of them.
Filthy rich people doing unspeakable things to children and poor people.
Billionaires shouldn’t exist.
If they are guilty then send them to jail.
Fuck each and every one of them.
Hey Conservatives. Since clearly you will want to give up your guns for your dear leader. I’ve always wanted a Benneli M4. At a steep discount of course. You wouldn’t want to disappoint Trump now would you? I’m sure his gestapo won’t come for you. It’s not like they shoot innocent people…oh wait…
January 28, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Hey Conservatives. Since clearly you will want to give up your guns for your dear leader. I’ve always wanted a Benneli M4. At a steep discount of course. You wouldn’t want to disappoint Trump now would you? I’m sure his gestapo won’t come for you. It’s not like they shoot innocent people…oh wait…
Me: “Hi Spectrum. I used to work for you as a line tech. (I then relay all troubleshooting I’ve already done including power disconnects and most logical causes to save time) Can you please send a tech out?”
Spectrum: “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
This is why no one likes you guys.
Spectrum: “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
This is why no one likes you guys.
January 27, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Me: “Hi Spectrum. I used to work for you as a line tech. (I then relay all troubleshooting I’ve already done including power disconnects and most logical causes to save time) Can you please send a tech out?”
Spectrum: “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
This is why no one likes you guys.
Spectrum: “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
This is why no one likes you guys.
A conversation with a five year old. The punctuation is accurate to the way he said it.
Me: “Buddy when you tied the knots in this yo-yo it made it where it won’t work any more. I’m sorry but it won’t work.”
Kid: “I DIDN’T DO IT I did do it and I’m very sorry.”
No pause. Just rapid fire.
Me: “Buddy when you tied the knots in this yo-yo it made it where it won’t work any more. I’m sorry but it won’t work.”
Kid: “I DIDN’T DO IT I did do it and I’m very sorry.”
No pause. Just rapid fire.
January 25, 2026 at 9:44 PM
A conversation with a five year old. The punctuation is accurate to the way he said it.
Me: “Buddy when you tied the knots in this yo-yo it made it where it won’t work any more. I’m sorry but it won’t work.”
Kid: “I DIDN’T DO IT I did do it and I’m very sorry.”
No pause. Just rapid fire.
Me: “Buddy when you tied the knots in this yo-yo it made it where it won’t work any more. I’m sorry but it won’t work.”
Kid: “I DIDN’T DO IT I did do it and I’m very sorry.”
No pause. Just rapid fire.
Punk band with strong punk roots hates Trump?
Green Day I’ve loved you since the 90’s. Keep poking the orange bear.
Green Day I’ve loved you since the 90’s. Keep poking the orange bear.
January 25, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Punk band with strong punk roots hates Trump?
Green Day I’ve loved you since the 90’s. Keep poking the orange bear.
Green Day I’ve loved you since the 90’s. Keep poking the orange bear.
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
You know what isn’t a good idea? Scheduling a CT scan the day after an infusion with horrible gastrointestinal side effects.
The mind is willing, but the body is stuck in the bathroom.
Obligatory #fuckcancer
The mind is willing, but the body is stuck in the bathroom.
Obligatory #fuckcancer
January 22, 2026 at 2:17 PM
You know what isn’t a good idea? Scheduling a CT scan the day after an infusion with horrible gastrointestinal side effects.
The mind is willing, but the body is stuck in the bathroom.
Obligatory #fuckcancer
The mind is willing, but the body is stuck in the bathroom.
Obligatory #fuckcancer
Dear Germany,
Would it be cool if I asked for my ashes to be spread on the parking lot the Führerbunker is under? I want my ghost to fight Hitler’s ghost. I wanna kick his mother fucking syphilis having racist ass for eternity if you’ll let me.
I’m even dusting of mein Deutsch with online lessons.
Would it be cool if I asked for my ashes to be spread on the parking lot the Führerbunker is under? I want my ghost to fight Hitler’s ghost. I wanna kick his mother fucking syphilis having racist ass for eternity if you’ll let me.
I’m even dusting of mein Deutsch with online lessons.
January 22, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Dear Germany,
Would it be cool if I asked for my ashes to be spread on the parking lot the Führerbunker is under? I want my ghost to fight Hitler’s ghost. I wanna kick his mother fucking syphilis having racist ass for eternity if you’ll let me.
I’m even dusting of mein Deutsch with online lessons.
Would it be cool if I asked for my ashes to be spread on the parking lot the Führerbunker is under? I want my ghost to fight Hitler’s ghost. I wanna kick his mother fucking syphilis having racist ass for eternity if you’ll let me.
I’m even dusting of mein Deutsch with online lessons.
You are interviewing Brian Daboll? Really Bills? Brian Daboll? Well. It’s a shame the Bills are looking at wasting the last of Josh Allen’s prime years. Buffalo is gonna riot if you hire that guy. I’d be a better head coach than him and I’m terrible. I have fewer losses. He’s 20/40/1 and I’m 0/0/0.
January 21, 2026 at 1:40 PM
You are interviewing Brian Daboll? Really Bills? Brian Daboll? Well. It’s a shame the Bills are looking at wasting the last of Josh Allen’s prime years. Buffalo is gonna riot if you hire that guy. I’d be a better head coach than him and I’m terrible. I have fewer losses. He’s 20/40/1 and I’m 0/0/0.
In the last few minutes I’ve heard Trump say “Jobs are up 100%” and “I love the Hell’s Angels”.
How anyone can take this moron seriously will never stop blowing my mind. That’s outside of the fact he should be celebrating his anniversary in Federal Prison right now. Ya know cause he’s a felon.
How anyone can take this moron seriously will never stop blowing my mind. That’s outside of the fact he should be celebrating his anniversary in Federal Prison right now. Ya know cause he’s a felon.
January 20, 2026 at 7:27 PM
In the last few minutes I’ve heard Trump say “Jobs are up 100%” and “I love the Hell’s Angels”.
How anyone can take this moron seriously will never stop blowing my mind. That’s outside of the fact he should be celebrating his anniversary in Federal Prison right now. Ya know cause he’s a felon.
How anyone can take this moron seriously will never stop blowing my mind. That’s outside of the fact he should be celebrating his anniversary in Federal Prison right now. Ya know cause he’s a felon.
Trump sounding really “low energy” while trying to read lies off a teleprompter right now. Sounds like he’s about to fall asleep any second.
January 20, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Trump sounding really “low energy” while trying to read lies off a teleprompter right now. Sounds like he’s about to fall asleep any second.
WNY make up your fucking mind. Is it a white out or blue skies? Because I saw the sun when I went out in my lunch. And now walking back in I can’t see my store from 100 feet away.
Sort it out.
Sort it out.
January 19, 2026 at 6:11 PM
WNY make up your fucking mind. Is it a white out or blue skies? Because I saw the sun when I went out in my lunch. And now walking back in I can’t see my store from 100 feet away.
Sort it out.
Sort it out.
This MLK day I’m meditating on the lessons Dr. King when it comes to opposing governmental tyranny.
I promise to use whatever limited privilege I have inherited to insure the voices of those without that privilege can be heard. Old white men like me have had our say and look at all we’ve fucked up.
I promise to use whatever limited privilege I have inherited to insure the voices of those without that privilege can be heard. Old white men like me have had our say and look at all we’ve fucked up.
January 19, 2026 at 12:00 PM
This MLK day I’m meditating on the lessons Dr. King when it comes to opposing governmental tyranny.
I promise to use whatever limited privilege I have inherited to insure the voices of those without that privilege can be heard. Old white men like me have had our say and look at all we’ve fucked up.
I promise to use whatever limited privilege I have inherited to insure the voices of those without that privilege can be heard. Old white men like me have had our say and look at all we’ve fucked up.
Of everyone who is left…go Broncos, I guess?
Seahawks…you know what you did a few years back.
The Patriots owe me 20 years of sucking as a franchise for forcing Tom Brady on us for so long.
The Rams have won most recently of the 4 remaining. Though I love what they did to the Bears.
Seahawks…you know what you did a few years back.
The Patriots owe me 20 years of sucking as a franchise for forcing Tom Brady on us for so long.
The Rams have won most recently of the 4 remaining. Though I love what they did to the Bears.
January 19, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Of everyone who is left…go Broncos, I guess?
Seahawks…you know what you did a few years back.
The Patriots owe me 20 years of sucking as a franchise for forcing Tom Brady on us for so long.
The Rams have won most recently of the 4 remaining. Though I love what they did to the Bears.
Seahawks…you know what you did a few years back.
The Patriots owe me 20 years of sucking as a franchise for forcing Tom Brady on us for so long.
The Rams have won most recently of the 4 remaining. Though I love what they did to the Bears.
My wife always yells at the Amazon dot when asking it to do things.
While I’m always saying please and thank you.
I’m going to miss my wife when Alexa has her Skynet moment.
While I’m always saying please and thank you.
I’m going to miss my wife when Alexa has her Skynet moment.
January 15, 2026 at 2:11 AM
My wife always yells at the Amazon dot when asking it to do things.
While I’m always saying please and thank you.
I’m going to miss my wife when Alexa has her Skynet moment.
While I’m always saying please and thank you.
I’m going to miss my wife when Alexa has her Skynet moment.
After over 40 years of waiting I get a first class letter addressed to me from the Commissioner of Jurors Office. I know it’s a pain, but I’ve never had the opportunity to be annoyed by my civic duty before.
It was just a questionnaire.
Foiled again.
It was just a questionnaire.
Foiled again.
January 14, 2026 at 11:03 PM
After over 40 years of waiting I get a first class letter addressed to me from the Commissioner of Jurors Office. I know it’s a pain, but I’ve never had the opportunity to be annoyed by my civic duty before.
It was just a questionnaire.
Foiled again.
It was just a questionnaire.
Foiled again.
I don’t usually use Walmart. I’ve hated them since living in NW Arkansas. Terrible company, but I got a gift card for Christmas.
I uhhh…I don’t think they are going to pull that off in 8 minutes unless Walmart is using cruise missiles now.
I uhhh…I don’t think they are going to pull that off in 8 minutes unless Walmart is using cruise missiles now.
January 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I don’t usually use Walmart. I’ve hated them since living in NW Arkansas. Terrible company, but I got a gift card for Christmas.
I uhhh…I don’t think they are going to pull that off in 8 minutes unless Walmart is using cruise missiles now.
I uhhh…I don’t think they are going to pull that off in 8 minutes unless Walmart is using cruise missiles now.
There is not a team in the league that can beat the Packers better than the Packers. Hell. We beat us this year more than any other team.
January 11, 2026 at 12:54 PM
There is not a team in the league that can beat the Packers better than the Packers. Hell. We beat us this year more than any other team.
Green Bay Packers. What did I just fucking say?
Packers. My hand to god. If I fall asleep and wake up to you somehow having fucked this up I will be very disappointed. 21-3 at the half. Please I need to be able to wear my Cheese hat at work to annoy my boss for as long as possible. And the agreement is through the Packers post season.
January 11, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Green Bay Packers. What did I just fucking say?
Packers. My hand to god. If I fall asleep and wake up to you somehow having fucked this up I will be very disappointed. 21-3 at the half. Please I need to be able to wear my Cheese hat at work to annoy my boss for as long as possible. And the agreement is through the Packers post season.
January 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Packers. My hand to god. If I fall asleep and wake up to you somehow having fucked this up I will be very disappointed. 21-3 at the half. Please I need to be able to wear my Cheese hat at work to annoy my boss for as long as possible. And the agreement is through the Packers post season.
Green Bay. I’m loving what I’m seeing so far. If you could not do that thing you do where you forget how to play football all of the sudden that would make me very happy.
January 11, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Green Bay. I’m loving what I’m seeing so far. If you could not do that thing you do where you forget how to play football all of the sudden that would make me very happy.