The train passenger next to you audibly sighing as you unfurl your copy of War and Peace

Very common for Westminster journalists to say that Streeting is "widely tipped to be a future Labour leader/PM." Less common for them to point out that it's almost exclusively Wes himself doing the tipping.

The best chance Keir has of staying in office is if Labour members think Streeting might replace him.

Best game that rewards wanton animal cruelty since Stardew

He's just texted Yvette warning her to replace the sofa cushions at Chevening, just in case

What else had they missed during their century-long coma

Edit it so it sounds like he's inhaled helium, to subtract credibility from his statements

"Need some tea, Elsie" is GLORIOUS

The other day I was racking my brains for a not insignificant amount of time, trying to remember who was Boris Johnson's Chancellor after Sajid Javid resigned. He's a terminally unmemorable politician!

My 5-year-old continues to ask for help dressing himself, even though he *knows* the answer to "Can you put my shoes on?" is "No, they won't fit."

I have heard you talk about this game before (possibly on the podcast), but actually Seeing it is a Joy to Behold.