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Iris (He/Him nb wifeboy)

i kissed a girl and i liked it and then i went to hell

some kind of little i guess, its complicated. (actually it's simple im just existentially terrified of admitting it at all times lmao)
campaigned on actual ideas that tried to appeal to their base, even if they never followed through. thats what politics are, you see.
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 AM
"your logic is so binary *states a binary view of morality*"

have you tried growing the fuck up
November 16, 2025 at 8:22 AM
didnt learn how to win an election though, so guess they weren't very good at politics
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 AM
one appealed to their base and the other didn't. maybe you need to put on your big boy pants and learn what earning votes in a democracy means
November 16, 2025 at 8:17 AM
"im the misogyny hater. now how about you sit down and don't worry your pretty little head, darlin"
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 AM
i was gonna dunk on you for winning support not being a sign of qualification, but instead im caught off guard that you think reagan was a great president. holy shit, bruh.

fatal slam on double loser hillary and hillary lite out of nowhere, even id hesitate to say that kind of fire.
November 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
just won a bunch of elections with leftist policy, and this last presidential election the centrist fash appeaser lost the popular vote.

so maybe you dipshit loser libs should realize you look like fucking clowns when you try this scold, and yet you all keep reaching for it. stop losing, fucko.
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 AM
i immediately go see whoever can heal it as fast as i can. if i can't, guess i'm restarting the game 😔
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Third M
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
you're right and you should say it
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 AM
which is exactly what all the 'hurr hurr he had small peepee so wasnt a real man and went crazy' reactions are.

great fucking idea, "We'll categorize who the undesireables in society are biologically, but like, Good This Time and Wokely"
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
he was literally just a dude and the more we try to pretend otherwise, the more we ignore the capacity for evil that anyone, *ANYONE*, can pursue, and fuel bullshit trying to figure out which human traits are the evil ones that can make you evil, and then declare 'well they were subhuman, thats why'
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
the article was heavily implying it to begin with (only to go 'umm maybe not tho teehee don't get mad im just a smol bean'), and trying to bait clicks with that exact implication, so maybe fuck all the way off and stop being a credulous sucker.
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
who???
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
listen the pixels are ALSO drippy splooshy, that's a bonus
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
comparing someone's partner to fettermen is a duel to the death offense in any sane country
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
no democrat has the right to throw a petulent tantrum about what does and doesn't work
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 AM
couldn't last two seconds practicing what you preach huh? sad
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM