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I almost spit out my nan bread when I read this…..
November 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I almost spit out my nan bread when I read this…..
Chappy Challoween (to those who celebrate)
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Chappy Challoween (to those who celebrate)
Not saying I’m old but I did just pull a hamstring cutting an old flea collar off the dog
October 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Not saying I’m old but I did just pull a hamstring cutting an old flea collar off the dog
What could possibly go wrong?
October 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
What could possibly go wrong?
Haven’t been on here much over the past few months because I mostly use social media to defend Israel….and frankly, that’s not all that popular on BlueSky
Returned today to discover someone has been taking screenshots of my posts on another platform and posting them here
Returned today to discover someone has been taking screenshots of my posts on another platform and posting them here
October 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Haven’t been on here much over the past few months because I mostly use social media to defend Israel….and frankly, that’s not all that popular on BlueSky
Returned today to discover someone has been taking screenshots of my posts on another platform and posting them here
Returned today to discover someone has been taking screenshots of my posts on another platform and posting them here
Fun Facts: Only about 18% of Chinese imports come from the US - biggest imports include pork, beef, and soybeans
China has already shifted their beef imports to Australia, soybeans to Canada, and pork to Spain and Germany.
Not costing the Chinese people an extra dime
China has already shifted their beef imports to Australia, soybeans to Canada, and pork to Spain and Germany.
Not costing the Chinese people an extra dime
June 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Fun Facts: Only about 18% of Chinese imports come from the US - biggest imports include pork, beef, and soybeans
China has already shifted their beef imports to Australia, soybeans to Canada, and pork to Spain and Germany.
Not costing the Chinese people an extra dime
China has already shifted their beef imports to Australia, soybeans to Canada, and pork to Spain and Germany.
Not costing the Chinese people an extra dime
Chris Hayes saying antisemitism is a problem in this country is like Col. Sanders complaining that chickens are dying.
Buy a mirror, dude
Buy a mirror, dude
May 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Chris Hayes saying antisemitism is a problem in this country is like Col. Sanders complaining that chickens are dying.
Buy a mirror, dude
Buy a mirror, dude
ICE wants us to believe that this woman “stormed” a prison guarded by masked and heavily armed agents
Those poor men was have been terrified
Those poor men was have been terrified
May 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
ICE wants us to believe that this woman “stormed” a prison guarded by masked and heavily armed agents
Those poor men was have been terrified
Those poor men was have been terrified
In 1967 Israel relied on the promises of the UN that their peacekeeping forces would provide a buffer between us and our enemies.
Then Nassar told the UN to move out of the way so the Egyptian army could attack……and the UN moved out of the way so Egypt could (and did) attack
Then Nassar told the UN to move out of the way so the Egyptian army could attack……and the UN moved out of the way so Egypt could (and did) attack
May 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
In 1967 Israel relied on the promises of the UN that their peacekeeping forces would provide a buffer between us and our enemies.
Then Nassar told the UN to move out of the way so the Egyptian army could attack……and the UN moved out of the way so Egypt could (and did) attack
Then Nassar told the UN to move out of the way so the Egyptian army could attack……and the UN moved out of the way so Egypt could (and did) attack
Penguins are not going down without a fight
April 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Penguins are not going down without a fight
Tariffs on good produced by penguins, but not those produced by Russians
SOOOOOPER Genius
SOOOOOPER Genius
April 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Tariffs on good produced by penguins, but not those produced by Russians
SOOOOOPER Genius
SOOOOOPER Genius
Well someone hates the Yankees…..
April 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Well someone hates the Yankees…..
Hep C is now curable!
Apparently if you mix ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, raw milk, beef tallow and methylene blue…….
Just kidding - it was science and scientists that developed the cure
Apparently if you mix ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, raw milk, beef tallow and methylene blue…….
Just kidding - it was science and scientists that developed the cure
April 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Hep C is now curable!
Apparently if you mix ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, raw milk, beef tallow and methylene blue…….
Just kidding - it was science and scientists that developed the cure
Apparently if you mix ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, raw milk, beef tallow and methylene blue…….
Just kidding - it was science and scientists that developed the cure
College Republicans at the University of Wisconsin endorsed Brad Schimel for Wisconsin Supreme Court shortly after the president of their Wisconsin chapter received $1M from Elon Musk.
Nothing fishy about that…..
Nothing fishy about that…..
March 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
College Republicans at the University of Wisconsin endorsed Brad Schimel for Wisconsin Supreme Court shortly after the president of their Wisconsin chapter received $1M from Elon Musk.
Nothing fishy about that…..
Nothing fishy about that…..
“In a place where there are no men, strive to be a man.”
Hillel
“In a place where there are no assh0les, strive to be an assh0les.”
Social Media
Hillel
“In a place where there are no assh0les, strive to be an assh0les.”
Social Media
March 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
“In a place where there are no men, strive to be a man.”
Hillel
“In a place where there are no assh0les, strive to be an assh0les.”
Social Media
Hillel
“In a place where there are no assh0les, strive to be an assh0les.”
Social Media
Unpopular Opinion: Matzah Brei is f’ing awful
Don’t @ me - I will die on this hill 😉
Don’t @ me - I will die on this hill 😉
March 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Unpopular Opinion: Matzah Brei is f’ing awful
Don’t @ me - I will die on this hill 😉
Don’t @ me - I will die on this hill 😉
He sold it to himself……
March 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
He sold it to himself……
Absolutely nothing here…..just keep walking. No peeking……
(People in the right are already defending this and a myriad of others like it - “not classified”)
(People in the right are already defending this and a myriad of others like it - “not classified”)
March 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Absolutely nothing here…..just keep walking. No peeking……
(People in the right are already defending this and a myriad of others like it - “not classified”)
(People in the right are already defending this and a myriad of others like it - “not classified”)
Pallywood has stooped to a new low this morning…..
I mean….seriously? We’re supposed to believe that the dude on the right is a Palestinian mother?
I mean….seriously? We’re supposed to believe that the dude on the right is a Palestinian mother?
March 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Pallywood has stooped to a new low this morning…..
I mean….seriously? We’re supposed to believe that the dude on the right is a Palestinian mother?
I mean….seriously? We’re supposed to believe that the dude on the right is a Palestinian mother?
Our local Catholic hospital had to replace the crucifixes with paper copies of a crucifix because people kept ripping them off the wall and attacking the staff.
I saw no evidence of nurses sporting fresh paper cuts, so….it’s working?
I saw no evidence of nurses sporting fresh paper cuts, so….it’s working?
March 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Our local Catholic hospital had to replace the crucifixes with paper copies of a crucifix because people kept ripping them off the wall and attacking the staff.
I saw no evidence of nurses sporting fresh paper cuts, so….it’s working?
I saw no evidence of nurses sporting fresh paper cuts, so….it’s working?
Walgreens this morning. Egg prices ARE starting to really drop!
👆This is sarcasm - Zoom in on the image and do not go off on me
👆This is sarcasm - Zoom in on the image and do not go off on me
March 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Walgreens this morning. Egg prices ARE starting to really drop!
👆This is sarcasm - Zoom in on the image and do not go off on me
👆This is sarcasm - Zoom in on the image and do not go off on me
Is anything really as funny as replicating the "Pudding?" line from the movie Hot Shots?
Full Disclosure: At least one person in my house votes "No".
Full Disclosure: At least one person in my house votes "No".
March 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Is anything really as funny as replicating the "Pudding?" line from the movie Hot Shots?
Full Disclosure: At least one person in my house votes "No".
Full Disclosure: At least one person in my house votes "No".
Upper left hand corner of the image……
March 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Upper left hand corner of the image……