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Roasting Republican politics since 2009. Snark-first commentary for the relentlessly online.
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November 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Are you angry?
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A picture is worth 1,000 words!
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
A picture is worth 1,000 words!
This was never about the budget.
The GOP shutdown is about power, and they’re willing to let people suffer to maintain it.
Vote like your life depends on it—because for millions, it does.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
The GOP shutdown is about power, and they’re willing to let people suffer to maintain it.
Vote like your life depends on it—because for millions, it does.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This was never about the budget.
The GOP shutdown is about power, and they’re willing to let people suffer to maintain it.
Vote like your life depends on it—because for millions, it does.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
The GOP shutdown is about power, and they’re willing to let people suffer to maintain it.
Vote like your life depends on it—because for millions, it does.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
If you’ve ever waited for a call that decides your future—test results, a diagnosis, a doctor referral—you know the terror.
Now imagine someone in Congress choosing to delay that.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
Now imagine someone in Congress choosing to delay that.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If you’ve ever waited for a call that decides your future—test results, a diagnosis, a doctor referral—you know the terror.
Now imagine someone in Congress choosing to delay that.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
Now imagine someone in Congress choosing to delay that.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
Your health is not a bargaining chip.
Your medication is not a negotiation tactic.
Your family’s survival is not a stage prop for extremist stunts.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
Your medication is not a negotiation tactic.
Your family’s survival is not a stage prop for extremist stunts.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
November 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Your health is not a bargaining chip.
Your medication is not a negotiation tactic.
Your family’s survival is not a stage prop for extremist stunts.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
Your medication is not a negotiation tactic.
Your family’s survival is not a stage prop for extremist stunts.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
Republicans shut down the government, knowing it halts coverage, delays disability cases, and blocks veterans’ care.
This isn’t “fiscal responsibility.”
It’s cruelty on purpose.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
This isn’t “fiscal responsibility.”
It’s cruelty on purpose.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
November 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Republicans shut down the government, knowing it halts coverage, delays disability cases, and blocks veterans’ care.
This isn’t “fiscal responsibility.”
It’s cruelty on purpose.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
This isn’t “fiscal responsibility.”
It’s cruelty on purpose.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
People aren’t “waiting out a shutdown.”
They’re waiting on biopsy results, insulin refills, cancer screenings, VA appointments, and surgeries.
This isn’t politics. It’s life and death.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
They’re waiting on biopsy results, insulin refills, cancer screenings, VA appointments, and surgeries.
This isn’t politics. It’s life and death.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
November 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
People aren’t “waiting out a shutdown.”
They’re waiting on biopsy results, insulin refills, cancer screenings, VA appointments, and surgeries.
This isn’t politics. It’s life and death.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
They’re waiting on biopsy results, insulin refills, cancer screenings, VA appointments, and surgeries.
This isn’t politics. It’s life and death.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
To every woman who was told “not yet,”
To every organizer who kept going when it was hard,
To every person who believed service matters —
She showed the path.
She held the door open.
Now we walk through it.
#ThankYouNancy
To every organizer who kept going when it was hard,
To every person who believed service matters —
She showed the path.
She held the door open.
Now we walk through it.
#ThankYouNancy
November 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
To every woman who was told “not yet,”
To every organizer who kept going when it was hard,
To every person who believed service matters —
She showed the path.
She held the door open.
Now we walk through it.
#ThankYouNancy
To every organizer who kept going when it was hard,
To every person who believed service matters —
She showed the path.
She held the door open.
Now we walk through it.
#ThankYouNancy
Nancy Pelosi didn’t lead with volume.
She led with discipline, math, and unshakable courage.
The greatest Speaker in American history.
Full stop.
#ThankYouNancy
She led with discipline, math, and unshakable courage.
The greatest Speaker in American history.
Full stop.
#ThankYouNancy
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Nancy Pelosi didn’t lead with volume.
She led with discipline, math, and unshakable courage.
The greatest Speaker in American history.
Full stop.
#ThankYouNancy
She led with discipline, math, and unshakable courage.
The greatest Speaker in American history.
Full stop.
#ThankYouNancy
She faced down Wall Street after the crash.
She stared down presidents.
She protected democracy during a literal insurrection.
And she did it all while being wildly underestimated.
Never again.
#ThankYouNancy
She stared down presidents.
She protected democracy during a literal insurrection.
And she did it all while being wildly underestimated.
Never again.
#ThankYouNancy
November 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
She faced down Wall Street after the crash.
She stared down presidents.
She protected democracy during a literal insurrection.
And she did it all while being wildly underestimated.
Never again.
#ThankYouNancy
She stared down presidents.
She protected democracy during a literal insurrection.
And she did it all while being wildly underestimated.
Never again.
#ThankYouNancy
Nancy Pelosi got the Affordable Care Act passed when everyone said it was impossible.
40+ million people with health coverage today?
That didn’t happen by accident.
That happened because she refused to back down.
#ThankYouNancy
40+ million people with health coverage today?
That didn’t happen by accident.
That happened because she refused to back down.
#ThankYouNancy
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Nancy Pelosi got the Affordable Care Act passed when everyone said it was impossible.
40+ million people with health coverage today?
That didn’t happen by accident.
That happened because she refused to back down.
#ThankYouNancy
40+ million people with health coverage today?
That didn’t happen by accident.
That happened because she refused to back down.
#ThankYouNancy
She didn’t just make history — she redrew the blueprint for leadership.
The first woman Speaker.
The most effective vote-counter in modern American politics.
When Pelosi said she had the votes — she had the votes.
#ThankYouNancy
The first woman Speaker.
The most effective vote-counter in modern American politics.
When Pelosi said she had the votes — she had the votes.
#ThankYouNancy
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
She didn’t just make history — she redrew the blueprint for leadership.
The first woman Speaker.
The most effective vote-counter in modern American politics.
When Pelosi said she had the votes — she had the votes.
#ThankYouNancy
The first woman Speaker.
The most effective vote-counter in modern American politics.
When Pelosi said she had the votes — she had the votes.
#ThankYouNancy
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Why won't you answer me?
November 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Why won't you answer me?
Did you get my text?
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Did you get my text?
They already drew the maps to decide the winners. Prop 50 is the only way to stop a decade of pre-rigged elections. If you want your vote to still mean something in 2026—you vote YES today
#VoteYesOn50Today
#VoteYesOn50Today
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
They already drew the maps to decide the winners. Prop 50 is the only way to stop a decade of pre-rigged elections. If you want your vote to still mean something in 2026—you vote YES today
#VoteYesOn50Today
#VoteYesOn50Today
November 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
You don’t vote because it’s cute.
You vote because they think you won’t.
Prove them wrong while we still can.
#Prop50VoteYesNow
You vote because they think you won’t.
Prove them wrong while we still can.
#Prop50VoteYesNow
November 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
You don’t vote because it’s cute.
You vote because they think you won’t.
Prove them wrong while we still can.
#Prop50VoteYesNow
You vote because they think you won’t.
Prove them wrong while we still can.
#Prop50VoteYesNow
They’re not “planning to silence you.”
They’re already doing it.
Maps drawn so your district can’t flip, no matter how you vote, is silencing.
Undo it now or live with it for a decade.
#CAVoteYesProp50
They’re already doing it.
Maps drawn so your district can’t flip, no matter how you vote, is silencing.
Undo it now or live with it for a decade.
#CAVoteYesProp50
November 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
They’re not “planning to silence you.”
They’re already doing it.
Maps drawn so your district can’t flip, no matter how you vote, is silencing.
Undo it now or live with it for a decade.
#CAVoteYesProp50
They’re already doing it.
Maps drawn so your district can’t flip, no matter how you vote, is silencing.
Undo it now or live with it for a decade.
#CAVoteYesProp50
They delay your vote.
They stall your voice.
But bills, rent, groceries, and real life don’t get delayed.
Voting YES is the one thing we control today.
#Prop50VoteYesNow
They stall your voice.
But bills, rent, groceries, and real life don’t get delayed.
Voting YES is the one thing we control today.
#Prop50VoteYesNow
November 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
They delay your vote.
They stall your voice.
But bills, rent, groceries, and real life don’t get delayed.
Voting YES is the one thing we control today.
#Prop50VoteYesNow
They stall your voice.
But bills, rent, groceries, and real life don’t get delayed.
Voting YES is the one thing we control today.
#Prop50VoteYesNow
If we let this slide, 2026 and 2028 are already fixed.
Not hypothetical. Not dramatic.
Rigged. On paper. Right now.
Vote like this is the last fair vote you get.
#CAVoteYesProp50
Not hypothetical. Not dramatic.
Rigged. On paper. Right now.
Vote like this is the last fair vote you get.
#CAVoteYesProp50
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If we let this slide, 2026 and 2028 are already fixed.
Not hypothetical. Not dramatic.
Rigged. On paper. Right now.
Vote like this is the last fair vote you get.
#CAVoteYesProp50
Not hypothetical. Not dramatic.
Rigged. On paper. Right now.
Vote like this is the last fair vote you get.
#CAVoteYesProp50
They already drew the maps.
They already picked the winners.
They already decided your vote doesn’t matter.
We don’t get another chance at this.
#CAVoteYesProp50
They already picked the winners.
They already decided your vote doesn’t matter.
We don’t get another chance at this.
#CAVoteYesProp50
November 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
They already drew the maps.
They already picked the winners.
They already decided your vote doesn’t matter.
We don’t get another chance at this.
#CAVoteYesProp50
They already picked the winners.
They already decided your vote doesn’t matter.
We don’t get another chance at this.
#CAVoteYesProp50
Here's the #TrumpShutdown explained to a five year old:
November 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Here's the #TrumpShutdown explained to a five year old:
California is not letting extremists redraw our democracy with crayons.
We are voting.
We are showing up.
We are not leaving our future up to cartoon villains.
#Prop50VoteYes
We are voting.
We are showing up.
We are not leaving our future up to cartoon villains.
#Prop50VoteYes
October 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
California is not letting extremists redraw our democracy with crayons.
We are voting.
We are showing up.
We are not leaving our future up to cartoon villains.
#Prop50VoteYes
We are voting.
We are showing up.
We are not leaving our future up to cartoon villains.
#Prop50VoteYes