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T. Murph
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I’m a stand-up comedian and actor, and you’ve probably seen me on Comedy Central, NBC’s The Tonight Show, Hulu, or BET.
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You too old to not be paying attention 🥴🤣 I bet he knows now 🤣 See you in Houston on 12/28

#tmurph #funnyvideos #accidents #falls #payattention #ouch #explorepageًًً #fyp
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Take me back to 1990 prices, please. I’d like a refund on this whole adulthood subscription. 🚫💸

#MillennialProblems #Adulting #Inflation #90sKids #Relatable
December 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Working hard for that 6-figure lifestyle just to find out it’s actually a $40k is CRAZY🥴

#MillennialLife #InflationIsReal #FunnyReels #AdultingSucks #TheMathAintMathing
December 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Parents today take phones. My parents snatched doors. 🚪💨

#parenting #momlife #dadlife #parentsbelike #throwback
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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My recovery time is 3-5 business days now. I’m staying in. 😩📉
#ThisIs30 #Parenting #NapsFixEverything #Washed #GrownFolksBusiness
December 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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At least we knew what 69 meant🤷🏾‍♂️🤣 yall still arguing about what 67 means though 🤦🏾‍♂️

#standupcomedy #comedian #standup #sixseven #funny
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Tell me why WE knew what 69 was, but y’all still crowdsourcing 67 like it’s a group project? 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

#standupcomedy #comedian #funnyreels #67 #sixseven #relatable #millennialhumor #parentsbelike #tmurph #viralclips
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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What your friends do dont work in THIS house 🤷🏾‍♂️😂

#tmurph #parentlife #momlife #dadlife #relatable #parentinghumor #raisinggenz #millennials
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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We really gave these Kids the life WE wanted😩 And I don’t like that🤣

#parents #momlife #dadlife #parentlife #genz
December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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We gave these kids the life we wanted growing up… and I’m low-key mad about it 😩🤣

#parents #momlife #dadlife #parentlife #genz
December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Some of y’all walkways got these delivery drivers fighting for their lives😭📦❄️

#christmas #delivery #blackfridaydeals #cybermonday #ups #fedex #amazon #usps
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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These kids think Christmas come with a payment plan 😩🎄Our parents had lay-a-way

#parenting #christmas2025 #momlife #dadlife #holidayseason
December 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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All parents know these Christmas lists get more disrespectful every year 😩🎄

#parentlife #parentinghumor #christmas2025 #holidaystress #relatableparents
December 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Stepped outside and instantly turned into a powdered donut 😭🧴

#ashyseason #winterweather #parentsbelike #millenniallife
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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This cold air is out here HUMBLING ankles😩😂

#chicago #momlife #parenting #moisturize #ashyseason #dadlife #winterweather #lotion #babyoil #vasoline
December 4, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Are yall kids confused too? Winter clothes in the Summer and Summer clothes in the Winter😩🤣

#momlife #dadlife #parentsbelike #rant #fyp
December 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Does anybody else’s kids do this? Half drunk bottles EVERYWHERE😩🤣

#tmurph #parentsbelike #momlife #dadlife #raisinggenz
December 2, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Just put those old leftovers and trash bags in their room yall🤷🏾‍♂️🤣 I’M TIRED

#momlife #dadlife #parentsoftiktok #leftovers #parentinggenz
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Our parents didn’t play… these new kids don’t know😂

#momsofinstagram #dadsofinstagram #parentinghumor #momlife #dadlife #tbt
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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When you have to check YOUR kids for letting company kids act a fool in your house…WE DONT PLAY THAT😒🦃

#thanksgiving #momlife #dadlife #parentproblems #holidayseason #millenialmom #turkeyday
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Who else checks their own kids when the guests kids act up and they just watch? 😂👀

#ParentLife #FamilyTime #HolidaySeason #RelatableParents #HappyThanksgiving #MomLife #DadLife #blackfriday
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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These grocery prices got Thanksgiving looking like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches😩🤣
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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The way these Grocery Prices looking Thanksgiving might be some turkey lunchables😩🤣

#thanksgiving #grocerystore #blackfriday #mom #dad #shopping #budget
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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When did Thanksgiving turn into a full WEEK break for these kids? Wait a minute 😩🤣

#Thanksgiving #Momlife #Dadlife #Parenting #SchoolBreak #FallBreak
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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When did kids start getting a whole WEEK off for Thanksgiving? WAIT A MINUTE😩🤣

#Thanksgiving #momlife #dadlife #parenting #noschool #fallbreak
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM